We’ve discussed the first five films of Disney’s experimental era, so now it’s time to look at
the rest of them! You didn’t think we were gonna leave you hanging, did you? While the last four
films of this era aren’t quite as popular as the earlier ones, these films still have some
really interesting stories, concepts, and of course, villains! Ranging from alien invaders
to outlaws to bowler hats gone rogue, what will be the ultimate fates of all of these villains?
I’m Brad with WickedBinge,
and this is Sentencing Disney Villains For Their Crimes: The Experimental Era Part Two
Starting right where we left off,
it’s time to head for the west with the villains of Home on the Range!
Up first is the outlaw Alameda Slim! The film’s main villain, Slim’s big goal is
to steal as much cattle as possible so that he can then sell it and make
a fortune. Right off the bat, this makes him guilty of kidnapping and trafficking.
He even possesses the ability to hypnotize cows and put them into a trance, which we
believe is grounds enough for animal cruelty. Lastly, he’s somewhat abusive to his nephews,
the Willie Brothers, in a way pretty much no villain in this era is to their sidekick. With
these crimes in mind, we sentence Alameda Slim to forty years in prison! While that might sound like
a bit much, once you remember that he’s allegedly stolen well over five thousand cattle, you might
just change your tune and say we’re being too easy on him! With how much damage he has caused
to all the farms he’s encountered, forty years is a perfect sentence for this nefarious outlaw!
CRIMES: Kidnapping, Trafficking,
Animal Cruelty, Abuse PENALTY: 40 Years in Prison
While Slim might be the main villain, he’s actually only working on behalf of a more
powerful figure. That character is none other than the Steve Buscemi voiced Mr. Wesley! A
black-market businessman, Wesley is the one who sells the cattle that Alameda steals,
meaning he can be charged with both black-market trading and trafficking.
While he plays a small role in the film and has a similarly small amount of crimes committed,
like with Slim, the severity of those crimes is enough to earn him a relatively harsh sentence.
In the case of Mr. Wesley, he absolutely deserves fifteen years in prison. Since he wasn’t quite as
involved in the crimes as Alameda was, nor did he have nearly the amount of charges, he does get off
a little easy, but it’s still hard to deny that he played a pivotal role in this diabolical plot.
Not even being voiced by the always-great Steve Buscemi is enough to get him out of this one!
CRIMES: Trafficking, Animal Cruelty, PENALTY: 15 Years in Prison
The third and final villain of the film, next up to the stand is the Willie Brothers! The nephews
and partners in crime of Alameda Slim, these two are nowhere near as merciless as that foe.
These two are instead dull and moronic, much to the frustration of their uncle. Nevertheless,
they are guilty of aiding and abetting in his plan to steal cattle and make a huge profit.
This in turn means they participated in animal abuse and kidnapping, just like their uncle.
However, because of their minimal role in this plan and youthful age,
we don’t think it’s appropriate to give them as bad a sentence as either Alameda or Wesley. What
these two youngsters really need is a round of community service! We could definitely see
the two tending to the farms and cattle they harmed throughout the movie, not only fulfilling
their community service requirements but also making amends with those they had wronged. While
their uncle and Mr. Wesley have made villainy their profession, we think there’s still plenty
of time for the Willie Brothers to turn a new leaf and become upstanding members of society!
CRIMES: Aiding and Abetting PENALTY: Community Service
The sky is falling…actually, it’s just the next film we’ll be discussing, Chicken Little!
First from this film is not just one villain, not just two, and not even three! How does an
entire alien race sound? That’s right, it’s the Aliens! Although we don’t see much of
them in the film itself, they play a huge part in setting the plot of the film into motion,
and they are at the center of the movie’s climax. In their attempt to find the missing child Kirby,
they kidnap several citizens of Oakey Oaks. They invade the city during its final act,
and even brainwash poor Foxy Loxy. Yeah, she might not be the greatest person,
but was that necessary? Between these three charges, we will argue that a sentence of ten
years feels the most necessary. While they do apologize and are forgiven, we can’t quite get
over how they kidnapped and invaded an innocent town all because of one missing individual.
Couldn’t they have just sent a small search team down and had them recover Kirby? It was overkill,
and given the amount of mayhem it caused, ten years certainly sounds like a sensible sentence.
CRIMES: Kidnapping, Brainwashing PENALTY: 10 Years in Prison
Next up is Foxy Loxy, and with this character, we run into a bit of a problem. While she is an
antagonist in the film, she doesn’t really do anything that could warrant a charge,
let alone sentencing. Yes, she is a bully, but does that really warrant time behind
bars? Therefore, in a rather unusual case of an antagonist who committed no actual
crimes, we will go ahead and pardon this particular character! Our recommendations?
Maybe some in-school suspension is what this fox needs, and not time in prison!
CRIMES: Bullying PENALTY: Pardon
We’re taking a trip to the future with our next set of villains, the foes of Meet the Robinsons!
First up is Goob himself, better known by his alter-ego, the Bowler Hat Guy! A madman obsessed
with taking down his old roommate Cornelius Robinson, he teams up with the robot Doris and
steals a time machine in an attempt to rewrite history in his favor. He’s actually guilty of
two counts of theft, as he not only steals the time machine in the future, but he also takes the
memory scanner machine from the young Lewis. And, for messing with the spacetime continuum, we could
additionally argue that he has committed an act of vandalism. Goob is ultimately involved in three
different offenses, and for that, we sentence him to five years in prison. We could have given him
a harsher sentence, but since he does change his ways, we think this is a rather appropriate one.
There’s also the fact he’s clearly not in the best headspace during these events, evidenced
by how easily Doris was able to trick him into obeying her. Besides, he’s already lived so much
of his life stuck in one room, would another five years be that painful of a punishment?
CRIMES: Theft, Vandalism PENALTY: 5 Years in Prison
Next is the true villain of the movie, Doris! While Goob might be the more personal foe,
Doris is the one who pulls all the strings. Determined to get back at her inventor,
Doris helps Goob in his mission to rewrite the timeline, only to cast him aside when
that plan finally comes to fruition. After aiding him in his thefts, she wreaks havoc
all over the world before finally enslaving the human race. It's also heavily implied that she
and the other bowler hats kill a few individuals offscreen, making her the only villain on this
list to have killed anyone. Guilty of murder, brainwashing, enslaving, and rewriting history,
we have no other choice than to give this bowler hat the death penalty. How crimes of this nature
will be carried out in a world like the one seen in Meet the Robinsons is mere speculation,
but it is likely to be a painful endeavor, even for a machine built to avoid such
feelings. Perhaps she’d be subject to one of those hydraulic press machines? Who knows!
CRIMES: Murder, Brainwashing, Slavery PENALTY: Death by Hydraulic Press
Last but certainly not least, 2008’s Bolt rounds out the Experimental era!
First up is the notorious Dr. Calico! Before you say anything, yes, we are well aware that Calico
is little more than a fictional bad guy for a TV series in the context of the film. However, we’re
going to treat him as an actual villain for the fun of the video. A very James Bond-esque villain,
Calico is a genius terrorist out for world domination. He’s the archnemesis to the heroic
Bolt, and has no problem capturing his loved ones in an effort to wipe him out once and for
all. Between his crimes of conspiring, kidnapping, terrorism, animal cruelty, and attempted murder,
we think Dr. Calico deserves a life sentence. Some may argue the death penalty would be more fitting,
but since his actions don’t seem to cause any casualties, we believe it’s not entirely
necessary in this case. While he sought to conquer the Earth, unfortunately for him,
it looks like a jail cell will be the only thing he’ll ever be ruling over again.
CRIMES: Conspiring, Kidnapping,
Terrorism, Attempted Murder PENALTY: Life in Prison
The final villain we’ll be looking at today, make way as we welcome Agent to the stand! Agent is,
obviously, Penny’s agent, and a major driving force behind the scenes of the Bolt TV show.
He’s also a far more realistic villain than the cartoonish Dr. Calico, which makes for
an interesting contrast between the two. A greedy businessman, Agent’s only crime is also his only
mission: to control the girl Penny. He’s only interested in making sure she’s working on the
series, and he’ll do anything to make sure that is her only focus. This means he is guilty of
extortion, and with that in mind, we give him one year behind bars. Since he has the least amount
of crimes out of any villain we’ve covered today, and is a bit player in the film, one year is the
only amount of time we can legitimately give him. Hopefully, he’ll use that time to reflect, but who
are we kidding? He’ll just be worrying about how much money his sentence is making him miss out on!
CRIMES: Extortion PENALTY: 1 Year in Prison
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