IT'S THE X BEST TEAM IN ENGLAND FACTOR
The search for Mourinho’s replacement continues...
You got what you wanted Paul,
now it’s time to find the next Manchester United Manager
Arsene from France
I have recent experience at managing a club outside the top 4,
ideal for your current situation
The only Gunner we want to see near our prestigious club is Solskjaer
Time to go!
Rafael from Spain
I am keen to give the Manchester United players the nuritiousment that they need
Go on
I will make Cake available 24 hours at the club cafeteria
No more dull managers!
Yes! Saved by the bell-y
Lauren from France
I have inside knowledge on your UCL opponents, PSG
Great. Phil here is having nightmares about the draw
The mere mention of the names of any of their forwards and he goes mental
I means more mental are normal
Even if I say Cavani?
Ryan from Wales
You need a United legend to sort out this mess;
Attacking football, get back to basics, following Sir Alex’s principles
Sounds great
Attacking football! Hallelujah!
Great. All I need is a picture of every player’s wife, as well as their phone number
Didier from France
I’m an expert in getting the most out of French players,
and your talisman will be amazing under me
He’s talking about me
No. Ed told me he is signing Kylian Mbappe
Mbappe?
Antonio from Italy
No more Chelsea rejects
And No more dull football
Mauricio from Argentina
Er, Will I be able to sign players?
Yes. You will have hundreds of Millions of pounds to waste
Will I be expected to win trophies?
Yes, I’m a World Cup winner and I’m hungry for more
I’m always hungry for more too
Sorry, I don’t do winning trophies
Jurgen from Germany
I don't really want the job, I just came with this guy to gloat..
Shaq’d in the morning. Jose was shaq’d in the morning!
And good luck against Neymar and co
Neymar?
SHIT DEJAN LOVREN! He’s just a shit Dejan Lovren!
David from Scotland
Ya bastards
Cristiano from Portugal
It’s time you brought back United’s greatest ever player as player manager
True. Thanks for thinking of me
I meant me, big nose!
I have somewhere funnier for you to be player manager
What?
I’ve had enough of narcissistic egomaniacs
That’s a shame. But thanks for the compliment.
Marouane from Belgium
Bonjour? Is that how you say it?
Tu batard. Is that how you say it?
Big fat Sam from England
You're need a relegation expert.
That and more pies at half time
Golden buzzer! Golden buzzer!
Fat chance
More like Fat Chancer
Sir Alex from Scotland
Please come back, we’ve been utter shite since you left
That’s the idiot who sold me
I’m not coming back. Even when I was seriously ill,
I would have been better than the current jokers in defence
But you signed me...
I can recommend someone for the job though
Yes Sireee!
Ya bastards
Zinedine from France
I will have United playing champagne football
Yes
as we win the Champions League
Yes
The players will play like the French World Cup stars
Oui
Stars like Paul Pogba, Antoine Griezmann and…
No don’t say it!!!
Kylian Mbappe
You’re hired!
The search for Manchester United new manager is over,
as is their Premier League Title challenge…
and their chances of finishing top 4
I love it when a plan comes together...
It’s ours! OURS!