And there's another way you can help, too.
And this is very easy.
You do all your holiday shopping with (RED).
Over the past two years, our (RED) Shopathons
have raised $97 million,
[APPLAUSE]
--which is almost 100 million, but not quite.
So over the course of the next hour,
you can get all of your holiday shopping done.
Then tomorrow, you can say, I'm done with my holiday shopping.
And everyone you know will hate you.
It will be wonderful.
All right, who's ready to shop impulsively?
Are you ready?
[APPLAUSE]
Go get your mother's credit card.
Let's do this.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Where's my-- is this--
where's my sweater?
Well, this is the home shopping portion of our show.
Welcome, and thank you for tuning in,
all the way up to channel 915, for our third annual (RED)
Shopathon.
I'm Jimmy, and this is your chance to do good
and buy good at the same time.
Am I right, Guillermo, or am I right?
You're right.
Thanks.
I guess our products are not here yet.
Where are our products?
Does anybody know where the products are?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, my goodness!
[APPLAUSE]
Wow!
Listen to this.
Woo!
It's Kristen Bell, everyone.
Sorry I'm late, Jimmy.
I hope you didn't start fighting AIDS without me.
We would never do that.
OK.
That is an absolutely gorgeous suitcase.
What do you call this color?
Uh, it's red, Jimmy.
Oh.
- It's just the color red. - Oh, you know, that is wild.
I've not seen that before.
This is the Raden red A22 carry-on.
[AUDIENCE OOHS]
Oh.
That must cost-- what-- $30,000?
Guess again.
More?
It's the opposite of more.
This beautiful carry on bag from Raden is only $295.
[BELL RINGING]
JIMMY KIMMEL: And that's less than $300!
Yes.
You are about to fall in love with luggage all over again.
And wait until you see what's inside.
Hey gang, do you want to see what's on the inside?
[APPLAUSE]
I had a feeling they would.
Holy Jesus born on Christmas Day.
This-- why, this is the perfect holiday gift.
Hey, let's get started.
Because I am itching like I've got syphilis here.
I really want-- now, this is an item
I know you're going to love.
This is-- you've probably seen this-- the Beats Pill +.
[APPLAUSE] - You need a new Pill +.
A pill?
Oh, my stars.
I'm not swallowing that.
Oh, Kirsten, this-- - No way, Jim.
--pill is not for your mouth.
It's for your ears.
That makes more sense. - Yes.
That makes more sense.
The Beats Pill + is a portable speaker.
It's only 179.95.
You can listen to whatever kind of music you're into--
rock, rap, or my favorite-- faith-based music.
And part of every purchase goes to benefit
(RED)'s fight against AIDS.
Well, a pill that fights AIDS?
Now I've seen it all.
Well, thanks for watching our show everybody!
No, no, no, no, Kristen.
We actually have a lot more stuff to get to.
Yeah, has it not been an hour already?
No, it's not even been close to an hour.
I'm sorry. - Darn it.
I just wanted to get to RadioShack--
my local RadioShack-- to buy, you know, that speaker.
Kristen, RadioShack died years ago.
What?
Yeah.
This year, (RED) has joined forces with "A-may-zon."
Mm, I think it's Amazon.
What?
Amazon.
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
From now through the end of December,
shoppers can buy more than 150 (RED)
products at Amazon.com/Red-- - Amazon.
That's right.
[APPLAUSE]
--or via the Amazon app.
BRYAN CRANSTON: (SINGING) Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Is that-- do I hear someone-- oh, my goodness,
it's Bryan Cranston!
(SINGING) Oh what fun it is to ride--
[APPLAUSE]
It's Bryan!
Oh, hey!
Wow, Bryan.
Yeah, I'll tell you something.
You smell great.
Aw, well, thanks, Jimmy.
You know, that's because I'm using
(RED)'s shower and essentials kit from Baxter of California.
It includes shampoo, body wash, face wash, and deodorant.
I wish you guys could smell Bryan Cranston right now.
Kristen, get in here and smell Bryan.
All right. OK.
I will. - He is just--
Oh, my god. Bryan, you smell delicious.
Oh, well, thanks, Kristen.
I smell good because I did good.
[CHIMES]
[APPLAUSE]
Isn't that nice?
Because and I'll tell you why--
because Baxter of California, it gives a piece
of every purchase to (RED).
- Oh, isn't that wonderful? - Isn't that nice?
[APPLAUSE]
That is just [INAUDIBLE]
Yeah.
Would you mind handing me my Alexander
Del Rossa woman's fleece robe?
Oh, I'd love to hand you a woman's robe.
[CHIMES]
I think I'm wearing a woman's sweater right now.
Hey, Bryan, maybe since you're here, and you're already naked,
you might want to stay and host the rest of the Shopathon
with us.
What do you think?
[APPLAUSE]
Well, Jimmy, that's awfully tempting, but no can do.
You see, Bryan Cranston, well, he likes to fight
AIDS the old-fashioned way.
How's that, Bryan?
Well, by running it over, Jimmy.
[MUSIC PLAYING] - Oh, wow.
That's a great way to do it.
[APPLAUSE]
Isn't that a great way to do it?
Yeah.
[MOTORCYCLE REVS]
There we are.
There we go.
Bye, everybody!
Goodbye!
Bye, Bryan!
Wow.
Will you look at him go?
So talented-- and he's so clean.
Yeah.
He's so clean.
He's even cleaner than Ariana Grande.
Oh, I don't know about that.
But I do love that red Vespa 946 scooter
and matching Vespa helmet. - Oh, yeah.
Those are both part of the (RED) product family.
Hey!
[APPLAUSE]
[BELL RINGING]
Do you know what that sound means, Jimbo?
I do indeed.
It means it's time to get serious.
Let's get back to the desk.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This next item is a real doozy.
Kristen, have you ever heard of DNA?
Of course!
I've had it for years!
Oh, well this is an opportunity to share
your DNA with the whole world.
It's a health and ancestry SERVICE kit from 23andMe.
Learn all about your family history using your spit.
Well, in my day, if you wanted to learn about your family
history, you had to sit on Uncle Maurice's lap
while he whispered in your ear.
Really?
Yeah.
That's weird.
Is it?
Yeah, it is. Definitely.
Anyway, Uncle Maurice has passed away, I hope?
Yeah, yeah. He's gone.
OK.
Anyway, well, that's great, because now,
all you need is a small tube of saliva.
Oh!
I have mine right here!
All right. That's wonderful.
Now, we're going to find out who Kristen Bell really is.
Because we have the results, Kristen, and you are--
oh, my goodness-- 100% Mexican.
I am?
[APPLAUSE]
Wait.
Jimmy, that's mine.
Oh.
All right.
Well, that was-- that was confusing to everyone.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
For a second there, I wasn't sure
if my co-host was white or not!
Our next item is not only stylish, it's practical, too--
a red leather smart cover for the iPad Pro.
Isn't that red?
Ooh.
You know, Jimmy, Apple has contributed $160 million
through the sale of (RED) products to fight against AIDS.
Apple the company, or the fruit?
I don't know. I'm just reading the words.
OK.
But shop their latest collections.
Go to Apple.com-- (SOFTLY) dotcom, dotcom.
Wait.
Is there an echo in here?
There sure is, Jimmy!
It's the Amazon special edition red Echo!
[APPLAUSE]
Let me tell you something.
Every home should have one of these.
Tell us about the Echo.
It slices. It dices.
Milk comes out of it.
And best of all, it's a chair.
None of those things are true.
But the red Echo will play anything, call anyone,
answer stupid questions, check your calendar,
weather, scores, control your lights.
You name it.
It sounds like I don't even need a husband anymore.
When You really don't, Kristen.
When we are done tonight, no one will ever need a husband again.
Wow.
[APPLAUSE]
And $20 from every purchase goes
to support (RED)'s efforts to fight
AIDS through the global fund!
$10 From every purchase. That is wonderful.
Oh, no, Krissy B, we're almost out of time--
What?
--and we have so many more (RED) products to show.
What are we going to do?
Calm down, "Jimble Kimble."
I've got it under control.
Bring out that red light special.
Oh, here it comes!
[APPLAUSE]
As you can see, our little pal Guillermo
is totally decked out.
Guillermo is wearing the special edition (RED)
Beats Solo3 wireless headphones on his ears.
On his wrist, you can see the beaded love
bracelet from Ubuntu, and Alex and Ani inspired bracelet.
[CHIMES] - That is so cute.
He is so cute.
And he's wearing a shirt from BALR.
His pants are being held up by the MCM reversible belt.
Wow.
On his adorable little feet, a pair of NOBULL fire camo
trainers.
And Guillermo is staying dry under a Blunt
red metro umbrella.
Get that open, Guillermo, or you're fired.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
And I'm riding a skateboard deck back by Girl Skateboards!
[APPLAUSE]
Guillermo, you really love red products!
He does.
It is true.
And the best part--
I bought everything when Jimmy's credit card.
[APPLAUSE]
And we bought everyone in the studio audience
a red Amazon Echo to take home!
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KRISTEN BELL: Thank you. - All right.
You did say everyone should have one.
You're right. I did.
I made a mistake.
Welcome back to our third annual (RED) Shopathon.
I'm here with our special celebrity
guest stylist Rita Wilson.
Rita, what the hell are you doing here?
[APPLAUSE]
Well, Kristen, it's time for a surprise audience makeover!
[APPLAUSE]
Who wants a makeover today?
OK, OK.
All right.
How about you, right there?
Glasses, goatee, black shirt--
come on down!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Yes!
Oh!
Well, hi.
What's your name?
My name is Woody.
Woody, have you ever had a surprise TV makeover before?
I have not.
But I didn't know this was a magic show.
This is cool.
Well, by the way, I've never got a makeover before.
This is my very first one.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I hope you have insurance. - How fun!
Absolutely-- the best.
Well, while Rita goes to work, let
me tell you about the exciting makeover products
we'll be using today.
Rita will be applying the AHC Hydra
B5 Soother, with Kiko Milano skin trainer for your eyes.
From there, she'll be using the Retinol restorative neck cream
from 100% Pure Cosmetics company, and the Clean It
Zero cream from Banila company.
And she'll finish you off, Woody,
with the sugar red lip treatment men from Fresh.
OK, I think we're ready for the big reveal.
How did we do?
Ta-da!
[APPLAUSE]
Wow!
What a transformation!
Oh yes.
Do you want to see the results?
I'm still-- I'm still really--
- Show him the results. - Can I see it?
Could I see it?
What do you think?
Oh, my god.
I look like a monster.
What have you done to my face?
We gave you a makeover.
You're welcome.
I look ridiculous!
Well, yeah, but what if I told you all the products
we used on you help fight AIDS?
Oh.
Well, in that case, I look amazing.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you for being such a good sport.
Oh, yeah. Thank you!
Thank you!
[APPLAUSE]
Welcome back to our third annual (RED) Shopathon,
your chance to buy all your gifts to help
stop AIDS in one convenient place.
And there's still time to take advantage
of these amazing deals.
You know what?
Why don't we take a call.
Hello, are you there, caller?
Kristen-- Kristen, let me in.
Can I come in?
You're outside?
What's up?
Can I come in?
Well, I don't know, I mean, you could be a murderer.
But you know what? I say, why not?
Come on in.
[MUSIC PLAYING] - Kristen!
It's not a murderer!
It's DJ Khaled!
And you brought a little one!
Who is this?
My son, Asahd Tuck Khaled--
my biggest blessing.
Oh, hi buddy.
[APPLAUSE]
Also my son-- you can see what he's doing, right?
He's keeping it cozy with his SpongeBob--
you know what I'm saying-- dream blanket from--
I want to say this right.
KRISTEN BELL: Aden + Anais.
DJ KHALED: Aden + Anais.
Yes, yes.
And a onesie-- another onesie.
That's what we call cloth talk.
I love that.
[APPLAUSE]
I love that.
Can I get a photo of you guys?
Because this is really, really cute.
- Sure. - OK.
Oh, no. My phone is out of juice!
Oh, I've got a solution for that.
What?
That's right.
You see it right here--
a charger that charges micro-USB devices, and, of course,
your special phone-- that Apple phone right there.
I like that. I like that.
Wait-- and it is charging, just like you said it would!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
DJ KHALED: I like that.
By the way, I like your outfit.
Thank you very much.
All right. All right.
I'm going to take this picture now.
Ready?
Say, bless up.
Bless up. [CHIMES]
Right.
Oh, thank you, DJ Khaled.
You're the best!
[APPLAUSE]
You're the best.
[MUSIC PLAYING]