Cassie:
I got something to show you. Something big.
What?
Somehow, my test answer key has gone missing.
I don't think I have to remind you all
that cheating is a serious honor code violation.
Haven't talked to Kate yet, huh?
I can't deal with that right now.
But you're dating her brother.
Eventually you'll have to figure it out.
We used to always be on the same page,
but I guess things are different now.
He passed me a note that literally had
a drawing of me as his first lady.
I wish he would just relax.
I didn't take the answer sheet.
Someone put it in my bag.
Now, with me disqualified,
there's only one person left in the race.
OMG.
You have to watch "Fight Club."
It's a classic.
I don't know. I don't like fighting,
and I don't belong to any clubs.
Oh, what about "Silence of the Lambs?"
That sounds really nice and calm.
- It's not. - Eww.
Okay, well, what movies do you like?
Uh, what about "Contact"?
"Contact"?
It's about establishing,
well, contact with alien life forms.
Like "Guardians of the Galaxy"?
Not really.
Like "Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2"?
Do you ever feel like we don't know enough about each other?
What do you mean? I know you're into, like,
dance, and outer space, and stuff.
- No, like, real things. - Like what?
- Happy birthday, Cassie. - Thanks, Mrs. Morrison.
- Cassie! - What?
You never told me it was your birthday.
Sorry. Do you want me to, like, throw you a party or something?
No, it's okay. I don't like parties.
I have to get to class.
( music playing )
So, Diana, I received an anonymous tip.
It seems like you've been receiving a lot of those lately.
Well, oh, yes. Okay. I love how you're using
your critical thinking skills to question authority.
Very cool.
However, this particular anonymous tip
comes with proof.
( Diana exhales )
Mr. Lane, you don't know that's me.
I mean, they can edit videos
to make it look like anyone's doing anything.
I mean, they make a video to make it look like
you know how to do your job.
Hey! I know exactly how to do my job.
It's like this. Diana, you're disqualified
from running for school president.
Mr. Lane, you're a reasonable man
and you know that running for class president is my thing.
"Thang."
Whatever.
You said we all needed one. This is what I have.
Diana, you may not think I see the things that you do
at this school, but I do.
And it's time that you learn
that your actions have consequences.
There's always next year.
Oh, and, Diana?
You'll need a new "thang."
New thing. Got it.
Somebody's cranky.
Hey, Spencer's coming over later to watch TV,
so I have dibs on the TV.
Isn't it Cassie's birthday?
Yeah, but it's cool. I talked to her.
She doesn't want a party or anything.
What?
Just because she doesn't want a party
doesn't mean she doesn't want you
to celebrate her birthday.
She didn't ask.
Do you ask for everything you want?
Usually, yeah.
Wow. You know, your life is gonna get a lot easier
once you realize that not everybody is like you.
I heard she only did it because she knew
she wouldn't win unless she cheated.
- That's pathetic. - I...
Hey, I heard you got kicked out of the race.
- Yeah. - I'm sorry.
I know how much you love ordering people around,
- power, and stuff. - Thanks.
Whoa, wait.
I know we just got back together for your campaign.
You don't need me.
Yeah. Of course.
Sir Brayden of Nine Wallworth Avenue,
kneel before your regal girlfriend.
As a knight of my Round Table,
you're expected to serve through thick and thin,
through war and peace.
Even when my authority is questioned,
you must never leave my side.
And I don't want you to go.
Then I am here for you
as long as you need me.
It was great fake dating you.
Yeah, good thing
we don't have to pretend anymore.
( chanting )
Happy birthday!
Okay, all right, everyone.
Let's warm up. Come on! Come on, everybody.
This is so crazy.
With Diana out of the race,
that means I'm class president.
No need to hide your enthusiasm.
It's just, I love this year.
I'm getting everything I always wanted.
Class president, cool teachers,
and a great girlfriend.
So I'm your girlfriend now?
Oh, I was talking about your mug.
We're dating. It's kind of a thing.
Oh, and I forgot. These are for you.
These are beautiful.
I hope I'm not coming off too happy.
It's just, before this year, I was a huge dork,
and everything's finally falling into place.
- Get what I mean? - I think so.
Minus all the drama with my friend, of course.
You should totally come over
for dinner sometime to meet my parents,
and I could meet yours, too.
Meeting your parents would be awesome. We should do that.
Great. You're gonna be the best first lady of Millwood.
( dance music playing on stereo )
Nice! Great work everyone!
Good job. Cassie?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Hey, so you seemed pretty uncomfortable earlier.
I just don't like all the attention, I guess.
You know, when my nemesis showed up
to the regional dance finals, wearing hot pink sequins...
All right, I hear it. It's not the time for that.
Being able to accept attention and love from other people
is one of life's great joys, Cassie.
Hey, and look people in the eye
when they offer you attention.
It's the best way to say thank you, I promise.
Thanks.
Oh, Cassie?
Happy birthday.
Thanks, Felicity.
So here's the plan, if Sterling is trying
to scam an old rich woman,
we'll set up a trap to catch him.
I'll play Gerty, a 107-year-old rich woman
who made her money by selling oil.
So, it's like catfishing without the internet part.
Exactly.
Man, that kid's so funny.
The guy or the girl?
The girl with the funky hair.
I think she grew up around here.
- Dude. - What?
Did you really not do anything for Cassie's birthday?
How many times do I have to tell you,
she doesn't like parties.
Also, why do you have to be involved
in everybody else's business?
Well, unlike you, I try to think
about people besides myself.
Really? So, you care about Cassie's feelings,
but you're not on speaking terms with her?
You know what?
For once, you're right.
( bell ringing )
Morgan on PA:
Scott is your new class president.
And remember to also double congratulate Scott
because he's making things official with Jenna.
That's it for today, Millwood.
Remember, you heard it here first.
Juicy scoop, Eli. Nice work.
I have my ways.
You know, if you spent less time acting weird
and more time acting normal,
you might actually get a girl.
- Really? - Yeah.
I mean, you're not that ugly.
With a little help, I bet you
you can get a girl to go out with you.
I mean, you'll screw it up,
but at least you get to go on a date.
How does it feel to officially be called Scott's girlfriend?
Honestly, it's a little intense.
He's, like, Mr. Perfect, and--
what's that thing you're doing with your face?
What?
You're looking at me when I talk to you.
You never do that.
Oh, it's something a friend taught me to do.
- Well, it looks good on you. - ( phone chimes )
Ugh. I gotta go.
We didn't celebrate your birthday. What about tonight?
I'm actually just having dinner at home with my parents.
What about Sam?
Sam doesn't really seem to care
that it's my birthday.
I wish he was a little bit more of Mr. Perfect.
Well, since we can't celebrate tonight...
Happy birthday.
Did you make this?
No, I found it in the trash bin
with garbage juice on it.
Thank you. I love it.
You wanted to see me... again?
Diana, yes! Yes, I did.
I figured out your new punishment.
You already punished me.
You kicked me out of the race.
And I am so sorry about that.
Oh, oh! No, no, no, no.
That was fixing a clear ethical violation.
Yeah, yeah. You've injured your community,
so you're going to be doing community service!
You can't be serious.
Well, I know you kids love my jokes.
This is very serious.
But, hey, you can say that community service is your "thang."
Wonderful.
Mom:
Who is it?
Kate: Earth to Cassie.
Hey.
Before you say anything, just...
...take a look.
( music playing )
What exactly am I looking at?
I got you a star and named it for you.
- ( Cassie laughs ) - What?
"Cassiopeia" is already a name of a constellation.
I guess the way you spelled it, it was different.
- Kate: Sorry. - It's okay.
I love it. It's perfect.
I know I was a bad friend last year,
and I know I'm a day late, but...
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
( over radio ) ♪ Happy birthday, dear Cassie ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Moon unit to base. Moon unit to base, come in.
This is base, come in.
I haven't heard from you in awhile, base station.
You've been gone a long time, moon unit.
We've been worried here at base station.
My mission was delayed by a nasty asteroid field
and bad decisions.
Can't wait to hear all about it.
Permission to land?
Permission granted.
See you soon, base station.
♪ And I still feel you ♪
♪ And I don't wanna see you
♪ Walk out of that door when I say... ♪