We mandate E-Verify to penalize businesses who game the system
to keep American wages low.
Of this, my friends, you can be sure your views on immigration
will have zero impact and zero influence on a House dominated by Democrats who want
to replace you, the American voters, with newly amnestied citizens and an ever
increasing number of chain migrants.
Laura Ingraham getting roasted. Yes, please.
Laura Ingraham wow.
What can you say about her that hasn't already been said
by the Anti-Defamation League?
Powerful comedian Trevor Noah would tear her and others
in the media space to shreds, like the.
Left, and all the little gatekeepers on Twitter become literally hysterical
if you used the Tum replacement.
If you suggest that the Democratic Party is trying to replace the current
electorate, the voters now casting ballots with new people,
more obedient voters from the Third World.
But they become hysterical because that's that's what's happening,
actually, let's just say it.
That's true.
So this matters on a bunch of different levels.
But on the most basic level it's a voting rights question.
- This dude is an easy target for Noah. - I'm just sad.
That Tucker Carlson isn't here yet. He's my favorite.
What a talent.
Tucker Carlson are you kidding me? Woo!
That man's a beast.
Who else could fill an entire show each night asking questions
that Google could easily answer?
Do vaccines work? Who really won the election?
Who's the president right now? Is this America?
Gripping stuff.
Funny how so many of us see through it yet.
MAGA adore him.
Nobody has asked President Biden yet about these allegations, from a former Hunter
Biden business associate that Hunter would call his dad, then the vice president,
and put him on speakerphone to chat with his business associates on.
The topic of nepotism.
Every day you show up and every day you demand answers
on the pressing issues of the day.
And then Fox News asks about Hunter Biden.
And I'll be honest, though, I actually think that's a good thing, I really do.
I think people need to be held accountable if they're using their dad's name
to get ahead in life, and I can't think of anyone better
to ask about that than Peter Doocy.
Yeah.
Wherever he is. Chris Wallace laughed at that joke.
Noah knocks it out of the park. You did not.
Answer the question of why the president asked the white House press secretary
to come out in front of the podium
for the first time and utter a falsehood.
Why did he do that?
It undermines the credibility of the entire white House
press office on day one.
So don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck.
What you're saying it's a falsehood.
And they're giving Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that.
But the point remains alternative facts.
This was a moment that will live in infamy for Conway.
And yes, it is risky making jokes these days.
You know, I mean, we all saw what happened at the Oscars.
I've actually been a little bit worried about tonight, I won't lie.
You know, I was like, what if I make, like, a really mean joke,
you know, about, like, Kellyanne Conway?
And then her husband rushes up on the stage and thanks me.
I just hope we all stay calm.
Remember, two years ago we had the lowest number of border crossings in decades.
Today we have the highest number of illegal crossings
into the United States ever.
This lunatic Texas Governor Greg Abbott also got bodied by Noah.
Before we really get going. A few quick announcements.
Anyone here who is a Democrat in a swing district.
I've been asked to remind you not to hand your resume to the cable news execs at
your table until after the event, please.
Thank you very much.
Also, a quick note before people order their Ubers home tonight, Governor
Greg Abbott is generously providing free busses for the Telemundo table.
Very classy.
My father, my father, my father, my father, my father,
my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father.
If my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father,
my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father,
my father, my father, Meghan.
McCain was ripped as well and for good reason.
Look at this room. Everyone is here tonight.
We've got politicians, We've got the media, we've got celebrities.
Basically anyone who's been to Jeffrey Epstein's island.
This is an exclusive event. In fact, coming in, coming in.
I heard Meghan McCain telling the bouncer, do you know who my father was?
And they were like, you have a ticket, you can just come in.
But she insisted on telling them who her father was anyway.
- Are you. - A pedophile?
Are you are you?
Are you okay? Are you upset?
- Shout out to Lauren Windsor here. - Don't forget, don't forget.
He's also had some major legislative successes.
You know, in his first year in office, I might add.
You know, he got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed that would
do everything from fixing America's roads and bridges to modernizing school busses,
which Matt Gaetz's girlfriend is very excited about.
Don't boo love.
Ivermectin, as well as other proactive treatments and practices,
were already helping Covid 19 patients all across the country on.
Rupert Murdoch's news channel.
How about that Fox prime time lineup, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity,
Laura Ingraham their coverage of Covid was really impactful.
Their segments about vaccines moved their viewers into the ICU.
And congrats.
Congrats to Sean Hannity on becoming the longest running host
in cable news history, by the way.
Give it up for him. For real.
Give it up for him.
Longest running host don't hate don't hate the player.
Yeah.
Fun fact Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhart are actually dating now.
Yes. Yeah.
And I actually think it's beautiful to see an office romance at Fox that won't
end in a $20 million settlement.
Yeah, I'm sure whoever Roger Ailes is right now, he's looking up and smiling.
Oh, Committee getting its hands on at least two dozen texts
sent between Ginni Thomas and President Trump's then chief of staff, Mark Meadows,
in the days after the election.
In one Thomas writing, quote, help this great president stand firm,
Mark Biden in the left is attempting the greatest heist of our history.
And in another, just days after the 2020 election, Thomas writing, do not concede.
Rightfully so.
Ginni Thomas was lumped in as well, and we have.
To face the facts. The media is in a tough position.
You did say that, Mr. President.
Informing the American public is harder than ever before.
You're battling conspiracy theories that the election was stolen by George Soros,
that JFK Jr is still alive, that everyone in this room is a secret pedophile.
And that's just what Clarence Thomas's wife believes.
It's insane.
People, this is truly the golden era of conspiracy theories.
And yet the world is ready to go on fire that believe a lie that Joe Biden
could put the truth to it immediately.
And Israel is a victim here, not Hamas.
So I want the the the president to claw back the 6 billion.
I want him to call out Iran.
I want him to say, I want those hostages back.
And today, you mentioned the State Department has issued a worldwide alert,
travel alert to Americans.
I want Joe Biden to issue a travel alert to the world.
None of you are coming here anymore. We're done with everybody.
The kings of cable are here.
Fox news is in the house. Yeah.
The top rated news network for the past, what, 300 years?
Killing it. And I know Fox has a bad reputation.
I even feel you tense up now when I talk about them.
They really do crush it.
You know, I think they get a bad rap because it's a mixed bag.
You know, they actually have really good journalists.
It just depends on when you watch.
Right? Fox news is sort of like a waffle House.
Yeah, it's relatively normal in the afternoon,
but as soon as the sun goes down.
There's a drunk lady named Janine threatening to fight
every Mexican who comes in.
You can't throw me out. I know the real president.
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