"You destroyed my life by telling the teletubby are gay"
Welcome back to another "Sebastian Roasts Comments" 'cause we fucking nailed it the last time.
[rap music accompanied with Thomas the Tank Engine plays]
"'You see I'm simply one hell of a tiny horse.' Fuck me. I'm dead. Rape my corpse."
"Sebastian, please do." I'm flattered. I really am, but sorry.
I must decline you're a bit too old for my taste. This shit got real who the fuck reads porn at such a young age
their parents are probably very
Irresponsible Ps. No one knows grammar
Take the time to correct your mistakes you lazy fucks
My, my, how perfect is this Ren Mystery Moon you talk about grammar?
And I happen to spot a few mistakes in your grammar time for me to indulge
well first off after this shit got real you forgot a comma there; should have been a comma there and
Also this should got real who the fuck reads porn at such a young age requires a question mark come on. Come on
We know this we know this Claude's better than Sebastian. JK. And I read lemons and I'm 12
Oh for God's sake we nearly had a good comment
You don't know how many lemons I've written and read and I'm 9 almost 10. oh for God sake
What?
Why are you 9 years old and writing lemons for God's sake just a random lemon says?
CDawg can spit my seeds winky face. Well. I'm not really into gardening anymore, but thank you anyway
Sebastian, I'm of age you don't have to be viewed as a pedophile with me now a lot of you talk about losing Faith in
Humanity, and, well,
I certainly have now
Alois Trancy
is a little crybaby cunt that just want what he desires at
Least Ciel works to get what he want, but Ciel is a spoiled child wow that really hurt my head to read first off
Why have you capitalized every word please stop you're giving me a headache
And I don't even know what the hell you've done with the rest of the sentence. It's a fucking mess
You don't get a trophy if you turn autocorrect off for God's sake use it you clearly need it
I. Fucking. Love you
Please let me be your slave, please Zanny Unoriginal says I want to suck your vocal cords
Well it appears that 37 other people also wish to do the same so I mean go ahead go ahead
They right there go for it get it over and done with okay
C-C-C-C-Can I touch you baka?
Perhaps a peasant like you should consider fixing your grammar before trying to touch me ghost dick says
Sebastian's voice makes me squirt. Well you probably shouldn't be leaking I would probably go and see a doctor about that
that's probably not very very healthy Oh
fantastically Written comment, I
Ciel is a bitch
Right they have written a total of five words. How many grammatical errors have they made well let's count them up
I is not capitalized s is not capitalized. It's supposed to be a name and it's not an S it's a C
So that three and there's also no period At the end, so that's a total of four grammatical errors
In a five-word sentence, I mean if you can call it a sentence I mean
Chara 1234 Leijon says you bitch
Sebastian well again fantastic more grammatical errors for me to correct first off you is spelt incorrectly
It was capitalized so so well done
Sebastian was spelt incorrectly and again there was no period So, but the total of three spelling mistakes in a three word sentence
So wow you're really you really are aiming low today because Royal Neko says I'd rip off the crepe face and eat Claude's face from
Now on because seal is hot and he is men oh?
What what?
Why?
Tomboy Fox Artist says I swear sebby is so fucking hot and hilarious and
Jesus Christ that little description of the Lemon ah
Notice me Senpai pause at screen like a little bitch kitten zemi the otaku says Daddy. Love me
Wow, a lot of you really do have a lot of daddy issues don't you. just found you in my
Recommendations and ho ho ho holy fuck you're Sebastian voice is on point and sexy as hell
Well, I mean, it's sexy to a lot of people and according to my comments. It's sexy to a very young demographic
Which is extremely worrying KidKag production says
I want Claude to go die somewhere with the Demon sword shoved so far in his dick
he can never make spider babies
You know what some of you are extremely fucked up fuck Sebastian derpface496 says It's the Kool-Aid man
Oh, where where we--where? oh?
Yeah, oh yes, so it is so it is blackout Slenderman proxy says wow what an Edgy name?
I am 11 and I read too much yoai lemons and
What the fuck is that word I'm going to give that one a skip if you didn't know what that is just search up
Sever Cl R18
Dojos yes, and other shit. I have gotten obsessed when I was 11 years old
I really enjoyed going to toys R us and watching Teletubbies you know it was it was a good time ah
Next episode please say I am a Kawaii potato butler
Shamy 17 says:
Sebastian is daddy as fuck and I have wet dreams about him every night. Wow whoa whoa?
You should not be leaking why are so many of you leaking do you guys don't have doctors
What the fuck sort this shit out? It does Sebastian is gay
Well, what a fantastic question you proposed might I respond back with a question of my own
Does elizabitch is gay hMM think about it?
Sebastian my mom is an alcoholic
Does that make me that what the fuck are you trying to say in this sentence?
yo got oh, I see you're trying to get me to say a naughty word aren't you well poppycock my friend?
That's a that's an equally that's an equally naughty word
I think the anime girl says I'm 13 and in writing a lemon yaoi fanfic now
I don't like to toot my own horn, but as a generation. We're pretty fucked up
Oh a roasting comments video sees a comment of 11 year olds in 12 year olds reading Lemon fanfictions and watching boku no pico
Dot dot where's the bleach. Where is the bleach tell me well?
I'm very glad you asked Rainbow gummy Bears zero three zero with your excellent name
I'm sure you know all about bleach a random dog says: you banged that nun and
Then later says I ship it. Not really sure what was going through their mind
But I found it just quite amusing. Jade Guitar Neko says that's so bloody funny
I was died laughing while reading a yaoi lemon fell off a fuck sake
Fuck's sake we were so close
No, not all 11 year olds read lemons. oh, thank God. Thank God
I'm 10 and I read lemons OH FOR FUCK SAKE
Yuki the Kawaii girl says cover me in orgy and call me your mother in a moaning voice well
I'm sure your mother is extremely proud of you yuki commander grace frost says you can't roast me
Xd well Amanda I accept your challenge. Let's begin by going to your youtube page and seeing what's what's what? Oh there?
We go fantastic
You've uploaded jack overland frost x Amanda Grace frost - what that I'm sure that's a fantastic video
Your description also says jack frost playlist, please make fan fiction of me and Jack
I have brown eyes and brown hair note. No. I can't roast you
You've already done it yourself my dear queen of darkness says
To Claude you a hoe you a hoe you be sucking dick on the loawn
Human hand says is gay, and I'm just kidding here I
Got you didn't I he says I want Sebastian to Nya. Ray-Ray says:
I'm turning 18 in January. I witnessed a crime and won't say anything about it
I think it would be best if a certain somebody got me in a room and tried to get the evidence out of me
Wink wink oh, I get it. You want me to interrogate you, do you all right listen here ray-Ray, you fucking bitch
You're gonna. Tell me where the guy is or I'm gonna cut you Alois is a little bitch
then cole Replied
Excuse me. I act like him
I've been told this a lot so I take offense to that the overdramatic licking sound that lick my ear
Lobe part made me spill my tea
Thanks, my tea is ruined. I hope you're happy
Sebastian no one likes to waste precious tea well knowing if you made it it was probably very very
Crappy tea, so I don't care jillian says man
C-Dawg Va is amazing
Huh?
ok let's end this episode with a fantastic grammatical fix man was not capitalized C was not capitalized
CDawg was spelled incorrectly amazing was spelt incorrectly and there was no period That is a
In total of five grammatical errors in a four word sentence we have reached a new level of retardation people
Alois Trancy is a little crybaby cunt that just won't what what he what? What English?
What well as much as I love your name
Shut the fuck up
The anime girl says I'm 13, and I in writing oh my God
Fucking hell cover me in orgy and call me your mother in
what the fuck
Ok hold on
ok
what the fuck
The overdramatic licking sound the lick my ears
Lalalalala the overdramatic licking sounds to lick my earlobe compa
The overdramatic licking sound the Lick my ear lobe part, maybe Spoil my fuck