Yep, that’s right, we are back at it again with our dark Nickelodeon theories.
I guess you could say that I love ruining your childhoods.
If you missed part one, what are you doing with your life?
Click right over here and let me know what you guys think.
And prepare yourself, because the theories on this list might even be darker than part
1.
How’s it going YouTube?
I’m your host Landon Do Not Singh, although I might just sing in this video, so stay tunned
for that and write in the comment section what number i sang at.
I want to see if you guys are paying attention.
Alright enough of all of that, let’s dive into our list of the top 10 scary Nickelodeon
theories part 2.
Hey Arnold is actually all about Helga’s miserable life and this depressing theory
starts this list off in at number 10.
You’d think from the title that this show is exclusively about Arnold, but I’m here
to show you a new perspective.
Apparently Hey Arnold is secretly about the antagonist Helga and her depression.
Stay with me for a minute.
Helga is a mean bully who constantly picks on Arnold, calling him football head but according
to this theory, she is secretly in love with him.
Let’s review the facts.
In the intro, Helga can be heard screaming Hey Arnold several times, she’s the only
person in the show that has her own monologue in every episode.
So could it be possible that everything we are seeing is from her point of view?
Her life isn’t the most glamourous.
So that’s why she feels the need to bully the one person she loves the most.
Her father is extremely neglectful and her mother is an alcoholic.
So maybe this show is all about her obsession with Arnold and how she copes with her miserable
life by focusing on him.
I warned you that this list was going to
get dark.
Number 9, The Smurfs are racist.
Well that was pretty blunt but let’s take a closer look at our beloved Smurfs.
This theory is referring to the Smurfs as blue supremacists and I’ll explain why.
Apparently the Smurfs are actually a racists Nazi-like cult because of their pointed white
hats and their leader’s pointed red hat which is pretty relatable to the KKK.
And let’s talk about the first comic strip titled “The black Smurfs” this is actually
pretty inappropriate when you analyze it.
In this comic, when the Smurfs become sick, they turn black.
And when they become black, they lose all traces of their intelligence and they can
no longer speak.
Because of this, US publishers refused to publish this comic and years later the Smurfs
were recoloured to purple.
There are so many other racists moments that can be found in the Smurfs, but I’m not
trying to make this video an hour long so let's move on.
Pinky and the Brain make it onto this list in at number 8.
They’re pinky and the brain.
Yes, Pinky and the Brain.
One is a genius.
The other’s insane.
Okay, okay I’ll stop singing.
I don’t want your ears to bleed.
But honestly, good luck getting that song out of your head.
Alright so the lyrics tell us that one is a genius and one is insane.
I think we all believe that Pinky is the dumb one and brain is the smart one but what if
we had it wrong all of these years?
Did I just shatter your childhood?
Let’s think about it for a minute because it actually makes a lot of sense.
The Brain tries to take over the world every single day but his plans always fail.
Pinky is actually pretending to be dumb because he finds it hilarious.
Some people also believe that Pinky is a genius who can escape at any time but he is running
tests on the Brain.
So essentially the Brain is Pinky’s lab right.
I think I could get on board with this theory.
What about you guys?
Next up in at number 7 we are talking about The Power Rangers.
This next dark theory states that the Power Rangers are actually child soldiers who are
forced to fight against their will.
Whoa that is dark.
So let’s see.
Zordon literally recruits teenagers from Earth to fight in a war between his people and Rita
Repulsa.
But in order to do this, he gives them special gadgets, bright outfits and magical abilities.
So now that they are blinded by all of this cool stuff, he essentially forces them to
fight against hundreds of monsters in a war that they shouldn’t even be apart of.
They should be going on dates, doing homework or working at a part time job.
Bikini Bottom is actually a Nuclear wasteland and this scary theory takes us to number 6.
Did you ever get the feeling that Bikini Bottom is a weird place.
I know Spongebob Square Pants is just a cartoon, but it doesn’t look like the bottom of the
ocean.
So let’s step outside of the fact that this is just a cartoon.
Bikini Bottom is named after its location.
Its located at the bottom of the Bikini Atoll which exists in real life.
And between 1946-1958, more than 67 nuclear devices were detonated in this area including
bombs that exploded underwater.
So basically, the characters in SpongeBob Squarepants aren’t just a bunch of funny
characters.
They are actually the result of radiation poisoning and mutation.
Drake and Josh crash this list in at number 5.
I’ve personally never watched this show but I just couldn’t ignore this dark theory.
This show is about two step brothers who live together despite being very different from
one another.
But this theory isn’t exactly about the two brothers.
It's about another character from the show called Crazy steve who is an insane employee
who works at the local theatre.
Well, after the final season, crazy steve murdered Drake and Josh, kidnapped their sister
megan, took her to Seattle, forced her to change her name to Carly, made her call him
spencer and he also made her pretend that he is her brother.
Which brings us to the plot of iCarly.
Moving up this list in at number 4, Steve from Blues Clues is on a very long drug induced
trip.
No steve!
You gotta lay off of the drugs!
You have your whole life ahead of you!
Blues Clues might not be as innocent as we all thought.
This theory states that Steve is actually a single dad who lives in a crack house with
his neglected child.
Do you guys remember hearing a child’s voice in the episodes?
Here listen to this, Yeah Steve, it's your poor child trying to talk to you!
Apparently that voice is Steve’s actual kid trying to get his attention and Blue is
just a stuffed dog from Steve’s childhood.
Hey Arnold's real parents bring us in at number 3.
This show ran for almost 8 years without ever really clarifying who Arnold’s parents are
and what really happened to them.
But get ready to have your brain explode.
Arnold’s real parents are his grandparents and they’ve been lying to him for all of
these years.
They either suffer from dementia or another mental illness so that’s the reason why
Phil and Gertie are lying to their actual son and it kind of explains Arnold’s oddly
shaped head.
So basically, because they had Arnold at such an old age, that puts them at higher risk
of having a child born with a deformity.
Arnold suffers from Arnold Chiari syndrome and that’s why his parents decided to call
him Arnold.
Max and Ruby’s dead parents and this dark theory takes us to number 2.
Max and Ruby is a cartoon about two young bunny siblings who get into a lot of adventures.
But the crazy thing is, we never see their parents.
So what really happened to them?
Well, the real reason why their parents aren’t seen on the show is because they died in a
car accident on their way to pick up Ruby from Bunny Scouts.
Max was in the car and survived but he now suffers from brain injuries.
So that’s why Max is always messing up in the show and his sister Ruby has to take care
of him and watch him closely.
Hmm...interesting, it seems like a logical theory to me.
And finally topping our list in at number 1 we have the The seven deadly sins.
Yep that’s right, Spongebob Squarepants makes another appearance on this list.
I guess this show is just full of crazy, dark fan theories.
So let’s jump into another one shall we?
Apparently each one of the main characters represents one of the seven deadly sins.
Patrick is sloth because he’s lazy, Squidward is Wrath because he’s always angry, Mr.
Krabbs is greed and that’s pretty obvious, Sandy represents pride, Plankton is envy,
Gary is gluttony because he’s always hungry and Spongebob is lust.
Now that I’m aware of this theory I actually look at these characters very differently.
I don’t know if i’ll be able to watch this show the same way again.
Well there you guys have it...