good morning youtube i'm gonna show you how to make everybody happy
because we are making the world's best blueberry streusel muffin
boom perfection you're gonna love it all right let's cook y'all we got a family to feed
i have an assistant and we are making muffins kinsley has decided she's going to help me
make blueberry muffins so i'm going to give you instructions and i'm just going to be hands off
all right so you're going to start with two cups of all-purpose flour
kindly put it in your your big bowl right there
and muffins are a quick bread that means that you really do not want to develop the gluten
in the recipe so you don't want to stir it too much oh one cup of whole milk or cream
like whole milk because a cream costs 9 000 a pint now um no you've got 2 3 cup of sugar
that's fine it's perfect all right two eggs whisk your eggs up a little bit
look for yeah you started the oven didn't you yeah so kinsley's got the oven preheating
to 350 degrees yeah you don't have to just kill it but the big thing about
quick breaths remember we don't want to over mix anything so you kind of want to get things
going ahead of time when you can like your eggs okay so the eggs go in there
nope half a cup of butter melted i just threw it in the microwave for
45 seconds or so that one smells really good i know
okay then we're going to add some seasonings and we're going to be kind of careful with
these because we don't want to go just crazy all right so we have a tablespoon of baking powder
thank you i was trying not to say baking soda but it's baking powder scatter that all over the place
perfect half a teaspoon oh yeah she's got how much to how much vanilla you put in
there kid a teaspoon of vanilla i just got a muffin tin i put little pepper cups in
that is cinnamon so it's half a teaspoon of cinnamon
i like cinnamon too i like to say i think i say this every time i use cinnamon in a baking video
be careful with cinnamon because it will hijack all your other flavors the only thing you'll be
able to taste is cinnamon so half a teaspoon is plenty i think half a teaspoon of kosher salt
fresh nutmeg okay so i don't like doing that i usually merchant
well we're only doing about half a tea oh look at that half a teaspoon of fresh nutmeg
i don't think i want a piece over there
look how beautiful that is i think that's the pity
that's the prettiest pattern which had furniture made out of it since that
would be mine no would you stop with the mixing lemon zest put the zest of one lemon in there
did you find a cat here
kinsley was just very surreptitiously kind of doing this he knows how she's holding the plate
she didn't want you to see it but some people have been playing with their very long-haired black cat
okay oh and somebody was like oh my god a cat in the kitchen that's so nasty you know what
i want to say to that it's almost as nasty as trolling people's youtube videos there you go
tango is beautiful tango is the most important cow on the planet
all right now you mix now you mix
now don't over mix but mix it well while the flower's gone while the flower is gone
can i taste that um you can't it's got raw egg in it does it freak out
all of those can be correct all right now stop see you see what you've got right there
see what you've got not completely mixed but it's getting there at this point go around make
sure you're getting all the bits right around the world you're just kind of doing a little fold-over
action happening here i haven't washed my hands before so yeah we did wash our hands by the way
okay stop boom now normally i would say use a disher did you notice that our disher was
busted in our cookie dough measure thing a little scoop looks like a little baby ice cream scoop
we measure cookie dough with yeah i use the big ice cream scoop i can't find either one of them
i found one earlier well normally i would say use an ice cream disher but apparently i need to
purchase additional ice cream dishes now what do you think do you think we got enough blueberries
that's a cup and a half of blueberries by the way do you think that's enough enough for me to eat
eat them out of the package all right so i've got a quarter cup measure that's good
and i'm not going to make you watch me do each one of these muffins
but this is what i'm doing all right actually i'm going to tell kinsley that
she has to do this part and i'm going to go get the streusel topping made what's that
i shoot you a magic trick all right i promised you a magic trick
five tablespoons of butter cut into small pieces back to our nutmeg we're running
a quarter teaspoon right over the top of our butter my nutmeg is almost at the end of its
useful life because i'm getting big chunks and it's so tiny i'm almost scraping my fingers too so
that might be the end of this nutmeg okay that was unnecessarily loud i didn't need to do all that
all right so i have half a cup of flour half a cup of sugar
what i want to do to this i want just a tiny bit a quarter teaspoon of salt
and we're done okay so you can do this with a pastry cutter pastry cutter i can't speak
that works really well um boone is playing that game with the sieges
kinsley would you maybe go mention to him that he's yelling could he please stop or whatever um
it's kind of funny the house is a pretty big house but you got this many kiddos sometimes
you step over the top of each other and it's funny because the kids wear their headphones
and they don't realize how loud they are and then the other thing is we got those silly bluetooth
speakers in the bathrooms so whatever anybody is listening to
on their phones they can throw the sound to the speaker in the bathroom
and that seems like a great idea and it usually is especially for my singers
and i know kids get in the shower and they're just like
belting it i love it it's our concert it is our concerts we have our own concerts okay so
you're just taking a look you want it kind of crumbly you don't want giant pieces of butter
because that'll just turn greasy what you want is as many small particles of butter as possible
surrounded by the grains of flour and sugar say sugar again sugar listen i just like it
i'm your elder be nice okay so you know i said we were making magic right we are making magic
this was your papa joe's favorite thing on the planet oh my lord you wanted something from my dad
make him a streusel covered blueberry muffin man was putty of course he was putty anyway
putty putty in my hands yeah if it you know some dads are strict disciplinarians and some dads take
you down to your bedroom and hand you a five dollar bill and tell you to yell while they're
whacking on the bed because they don't want mom to know that they didn't have the nerve to spank you
that's how that went i know i've told you that before and i still find it funny it is the best
so mom was a disciplinarian that she thought she was
and then when she married daddy papa joe had two dads
when she married daddy she thought she was gonna hand over that particular duty which tickled
us to death daddy go downstairs taking his belt off like he was about to beat the tar out of us
and as soon as we got down there he'd hand us five dollars and tell us to yell not to
tell mama it doesn't mean you know of course not why would i tell her that because it'd be funny
listen she doesn't realize that she's now half my size
she probably would still try to make up for oh did she hear that it was super i heard that
cooper ran into some kind of problem i think it stick probably a stick okay so there our
there are our muffins 350 degrees we're to get perfection
25 minutes in a 350 degree oven and these are wicked hot okay wickedly hot check out how
wickedly beautiful all right now because we got kind of got a little generous with our filling
but we did find the cookie thingy i found the cookie thing yeah yeah it's broken but we found it
all right so this is all we're doing here we're going to pull them out of here because
two things they will sweat inside this muffin tin and you can yeah you see well no actually
that is the butter that came out of the muffin and collected through the paper
in the bottom of the tin very good question give me the taste tester but these are so
hot they're burning my fingers all right that's all i'm doing pulling them out of here bringing
them over here reduces the fat the chance of them sweating inside of there getting soggy
and it reduces the chance for carry-over cooking beyond what we want okay five minutes i'll be back
all right so very exciting we had a vulture land in the front yard a minute ago
making me think that maybe there was an ozark situation happening
and yeah we're in east tennessee so i know exactly the difference between a hillbilly and redneck
okay blueberry muffins these are beautiful
perfect sure you still worried about the vulture kenzie want a video of it all right so this is how
i don't know this is what muffin glory looks like right like that you know that it's you've done
well when it comes off the paper cleanly because it's baked well it's baked all the way through
and keeps some cohesion to it oh nelly that is a beautiful thing all right kiddo how'd that do
i think how did i do that
is one good muffin i like the top of it it's like the whole freaking thing that's really good