Goldfine: We're supposed to be eating?
Director off-camera: And then go to the final...
[Mamrie BURPS]
Goldfine: OHHHH! [laughs off-camera]
That's off her meal not mine.
That was deep.
[Mamrie burps again]
Now I'm deeply offended, so thank you.
I'm a method actor. That just helped me. Thank you.
Mamrie: Wowie zowie, here we are again!
We're back.
I'm Mamrie.
I'm Grace and welcome to another episode of "This Might Get Slopped."
We did this going-head-to-head cooking competition
a couple weeks back, and you guys loved it!
At the end of the day, I was robbed.
I don't know why Michael Goldfine has decided that I won.
Well, speaking of the man, Michael Goldfine,
who is our show's director extraordinaire.
And also the only one of our crew that has
a singular camera on himself every single episode. [laughs off-camera]
Michael Goldfine took that victory from me, I truly believe.
I think the judges were on-board to give me the W,
and then he "12 Angry Men"'d them,
and then gave it to your pizza.
And I think that thief should have to come and prove himself
in a vegan version of Slopped,
where you two go head-to-head.
Michael get in here, please?
How do you feel about, uh, trying to... [Grace laughs]
When they first asked me -- begged me --
I said, "No way. Absolutely not."
And then I realized the power they yield,
so I said, "Absolutely. Anything you want."
Well, I think it's odd because if you got robbed,
wouldn't *you* want to go head-to-head with me?
But you're scared of me,
so you brought her to beat me?
Mamrie and Grace: Woah...
Since I have the vegan palate, - Yes.
I think I should judge. - Yes.
And I will judge fairly, because I'm fair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is the part where I go to you like "Wrap it."
Oh my god!
[dramatic music]
Inside, we have your mystery ingredient baskets.
Three different, mandatory ingredients that
must be on your final plate.
You're gonna have 15 minutes on the clock.
And your time begins now.
Director: No Grace: Wait no we gotta say... we gotta show the ingredients first.
For your mystery ingredients you have...
Grace: [gasp] Oh... Goldfine: Oooo...
Tiny bagels.
The... what?
Veggie sausages, Goldfine: Mmm.
and also -- surprisingly vegan -- Oreos.
My first impression of the secret ingredients was,
"Whoa, yeah, this is what vegans eat."
I thought they were exciting, interesting,
and I could figure out how to use them.
I also felt like payback is a slow,
slow road and they got their payback.
15 minutes on the clock, and your time begins now!
Grace: Oh my god. [pots bang and clatter] Ow, all right, all right.
Going into this competition, I felt very confident on account of Mamrie hates Michael.
Mamrie: How much oil *does* one need?
One's for flavor, one's for working.
[chopping noises]
Grace: K, k, k, k. Again, just a pro in the kitchen.
Oh Grace... We can already see she's getting a good toast on those bagels.
I've learned my lesson. I don't know what that means.
My initial game plan, exactly like last time, was:
I am going to combine all the things and make them hot.
You're just frying peanut butter with Oreos?
Yeah, it's an old Southern tradition.
Grace: There's a hair in the peanut butter and it's not mine. Mamrie: Oh god.
[laughs off-camera] There's a little hair in the peanut butter and it's not mine.
I just need everyone to know it's not mine.
Mamrie: That sounds like the name of a children's book.
It's a white hair
Is anyone looking in his skillet and how gross this looks?
Goldfine: What do you mean? This is all sweet, it's all sweet treats.
Mamrie: It's peanut butter. In olive oil.
Mamrie: Do you cook for your children?
You know what, I do have two children and I cook breakfast.
Grace: [laughs] That wasn't the question.
I do make breakfast...
This is insane!
but breakfast is assembled.
It smells good, doesn't it, you guys?
Are you trying to make it gross?
'Cause the point is you're supposed to do this earnestly.
I know! It's not gross! It's all sweet treats,
with a little bit of meat.
[some weird noise]
I'm very confused at what's happening on Michael's station.
It's basically olive oil soup.
Goldfine: Nope, it's not olive oil soup.
It's olive oil and almond milk soup.
I'm incubating a beautiful baby
that is about to come to life.
She's not done yet.
I want the cheese to melt.
Have you guys ever... I know you worked as a bartender,
but have either of you ever actually worked at a restaurant?
Michael seems to be over-producing the segment
by annoying Mamrie with too many questions,
so I felt like I could do no wrong.
What's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at?
If you could have one final meal, your last meal, what would it be?
Have you ever heard the saying
"We mock what we don't understand"?
What?
And I was thinking I'm really adding a lot to this,
'cause the girls never ask questions.
He was doing so much wrong.
Grace is microplaning popcorn.
Mamrie: Please be careful of your fingertips.
Oh my god!
Smells good. Be honest, how does it smell?
It doesn't smell the worst,
but it looks like barf.
Mamrie: Like, it looks like Beanz ate something bad.
[to Beanz] Beanz, no offense.
Okay, how much time do we have?
Mamrie: Oh, man, you got two minutes!
The key is simmering the things to turn dark like that.
It's like a sloppy joe.
Breakfast sloppy joe.
Mamrie: A breakfast sloppy joe.
Grace: Ooh, hear that sizzle?
Mamrie: Yeah.
That means something bad's happening in there.
Oh my God. This is gonna be [expletive deleted] delicious.
Goldfine: Whoa! Whoa! Grace: Sorry.
[everyone] 10! 9!
While the last ten seconds were going, I thought,
"Whoa! Ten seconds until Mamrie and I
both don't have to hear Michael ask any more questions."
[everyone] 5! 4!
I know I'm a winner. I know these girls will not let me win.
But I'm a winner. Enjoy these last ten seconds
before they try and take me down.
[everyone] 3! 2! 1!
And contestants, hands up! [someone makes a buzzer noise]
I'm truly terrified.
Ooo, that's cute! - Thank you
Now Michael, what did you prepare for me today?
I prepared a dish...
Oh we didn't walk in.
Mamrie: Oh, walk in. Walk in dramatically.
[dramatic music]
Thank you, contestants.
Michael Goldfine, what have you prepared for me today?
Goldfine: Well, it's a delicious breakfast treat in a spin on an old idea.
Goldfine: It's called "Breakfast byte,"
Goldfine: but that's b-y-t-e.
OK, like computers.
Yeah, or just... hip.
Kinda hip and young.
[laughs off-camera]
You've never sounded older.
I thought the plating on mine, the use of the Oreos,
everything was much better. But, then again,
I knew this was a rigged setup by these two funny girls.
[something falls and dings off the plate]
What was that?
Was that a bullet casing?
Was that your tooth? Was that your tooth?
That's the fun, and that's the b-y-t-e of it. The byte.
The fun!
It's very peanut-butter-forward,
which I like.
I also managed to avoid the sausage.
Good idea, chef.
[grossed out] Thank you,
Michael, for your tasty b-y-t-e.
Miss Grace Anne Helbig, what do I have today?
I have created for you, um...
[Mamrie's still spitting stuff out]
I felt like I could
literally put turds on a plate and win.
Grace: I have created for you what I call a "Walk of Mame."
It is, um...
something that, you know, at its core, is great,
but might not look the best on the outside.
Grace: And also, you can eat it on the go.
I thought Grace's plate was an inferior plate to mine.
We got some peanut butter, we got some sausage,
We got some cheese -- vegan cheese.
We got some popcorn and some Oreo dust.
Wow. Grace: Yeah
I did exactly what I set out to do.
I put all the ingredients in a skillet together
and I made them hot,
and I didn't piss off Mamrie as much as Michael did.
Goldfine: Ew, you're eating the sausage.
Grace: This is... you ate the sausage.
I like the combo of the vegan cheese with the sausage.
The peanut butter's throwing me off a little bit.
Thank you, chef.
I like it because it reminds me of a bagel bite.
I call it also a "sweet-za" -- a sweet pizza.
I have backup names for days, Michael Goldfine.
All right.
Well, I have a lot to think about.
That was a lot of olive oil.
You have so much food in your teeth.
I'm sorry.
I liked the Oreo dust.
I liked the popcorn.
I liked your mix of various textures.
I'm gonna be a good friend and say you got food all over your mouth.
And you might want to take a little check before you continue on.
Oh, OK. I'm back. - You're back.
All right. Well, I will deliberate with myself and
see who won this thing.
- Thank you, chef. - Thank you, chef.
Grace: I'm leaving. Goldfine: Oh.
[dramatic thumping music] Well after careful deliberation,
I am both pleased and terrified to say that
this person has been slopped.
Ridiculous!
It's a fix!
This is not acting!
So I wanted to go sweet and salty,
which is what I did, which I knew would be a winner, but...
Weird it did win.
I won! Who could see that coming?
This was not out of revenge.
Oh it was 100% out of revenge.
It was not out of revenge.
[to the crew] Guys, was that out of revenge?
It was not out of revenge. That tasted like, terrible!
Ridiculous!
It's not ridiculous!
I'm crossing my legs right now so I don't poop my pants. Just to get this verdict out!
[sad violin music] We shared a trailer on "Camp Takota,"
all the way back, and there was a couple bathroom incidents.
I think they blame me, when I in fact blame Grace.
Grace: WHAT?! It was Mamrie and Hannah!
Michael can suck a [expletive deleted]
You did nothing with the bagel.
Whoa, she just hopped in on judging. - Sorry, sorry.
Really? Seriously? How many places have you cooked?
Where have you cooked?
I... the question is to her, not to me.
This is... this is gettin' sloppy.
I'm going back here. - Scram!
Let us know what we should compete in "Slopped" next.
Oh my gosh.
No one wins in this game.
Uh, no. I'm pretty sure I lost.
Mamrie, who do we have a gratitude problem with today?
Well today, we have a gratitude problem with Twitter user dooziedawson,
who made this amazing swirly burly photo of us!
That's adorable!
We look really great. Thank you so much, Avery!
And if you guys have some artwork or
whatever's really getting your creative juices flowing, for us,
be sure to tag us @thismightget so you can be a part of our Gratitude Problem in the future.
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I got a bell notification in my guts right now. I gotta go answer.
Grace: All right.