NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY "BETTER CALL SOMEONE ELSE."
BY THE WAY, HOW DOES THE FIRST SEASON END OF BETTER CALL SAUL.
>> IT'S A DREAM.
>> CHRIS: OKAY, GOOD. PERECT.
ONCE YOU HAVE SEEN ONE LAWYER YOU HAVE SEEN THEM ALL.
BUT OUR FAVORITES LIKE SAUL GOODMAN FROM BREAKING BAD STAND
OUT BECAUSE OF THEIR AMAZING CAMPAIGNS.
SO, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A REAL CAMPAIGN FROM SOMEONE THAT
ACTUALLY HAS A REAL LIFE LEGAL DEGREE OF SOME TYPE.
AND FOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH A MORE APPROPRIATE
CATCHPHRASE FOR THEM.
FIRST, YOUR UNCLE AND HIS PET BEAGLES.
YES, MIKE.
>> GUESS WHERE MY FINGERS ARE IN THIS PICTURE.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
POINTS.
YEAH, THOSE ARE FINGER PUPPIES.
>> THEY ARE NOW, CHRIS. >> CHRIS: MITCH.
>> WE'VE SPENT YEARS DEFENDING HUMANS LIKE THIS ONE.
[LAUGHING]
>> CHRIS: ALRIGHT POINTS, MITCH. BOB.
>> ONE OF US IS A LAWYER.
>> CHRIS: YOU DECIDE WHICH ONE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> CHRIS: FREE CONSULTATION FOR TRUCK, CAR, MOTORCYCLE CRASHES,
WRONGFUL DEATH CAT.
NEXT ONE THE LAWYER WITH THE FORMER WRESTLER ON THE
BILLBOARD.
YES, BOB.
>> BAD HAIR CUT? I WILL MAKE IT RAIN.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
POINTS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> CHRIS: NEXT ONE TWO MIDDLE AGED WOMEN WHO GO ON TRIPS
TOGETHER, BUT THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.
BOB.
>> RELENTLESS AND SHRILL.= ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
[LAUGHING]
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FALLING OUT OF THE PICTURE.
OR THE CAMERA WAS GOING DOWN.
>> CHRIS: YOU KNOW -- IT SAYS EVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN.
THE WEBSITE IS EVERARGUEWOMEN.COM.
I DIDN'T KNOW WOMEN COULD BE SEXIST TOWARDS WOMEN.
THAT'S SO STRANGE, MITCH.
>> WE STAY PROFESSIONAL EVEN WHEN THE JURY STARTS CHANTING
"KISS, KISS, KISS."
>> CHRIS: POINTS. POINTS.
>> HEY, HEY. AND SO DO WE.
AUDIENCE CHANTS KISS! KISS! KISS!
>> WOW.
>> I ONLY HALF WENT FOR IT, HE REALLY WENT FOR IT.
HE'S GOT MITCHELL BEARD HAIR IN HIS TEETH --
>> CHRIS: MIKE -- >> CHECK THAT OFF THE BUCKET
LIST.
>> CHRIS: MIKE.
WE'RE ACTUALLY BOTH MARRIED TO MEN, ALTHOUGH THAT'S NONE OF
ANYONE'S BUSINESS.
>> CHRIS: POINTS, POINTS.
ALRIGHT.
HOW ABOUT MR. CLEAN HERE.
HOW ABOUT MR. CLEAN.
[LAUGHING]
MY BALD LAWYER, I NEED A HOOK.
MITCH.
>> I'M NOT REALLY BALD IT'S JUST THE CHEMO.
>> CHEMO.
>> CHRIS: NO POINTS.
>> OH.
>> CHRIS: MIKE.
>> HEY, TEENS.
PLEASE GRAFFITI MY BILLBOARD.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
LOOK AT ALL THE REAL ESTATE.
THINK OF ALL THE PLACES YOU CAN PAINT DICKS ON HERE.
BOB.
>> DUI, MR. BOND.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
POINTS.