Meemers presents The Bloopers.
Ducky, I don't like it.
[S] What? [M] Weird bird people, I don't like it.
[S] What weird bird people- Oh my god!
When you see it, you'll know.
[S] What the fu** is that?
[M] It's like from Spirited Away- [S] That's terrible.
[M] When the witch turns into a terrible- [S] Jesus!
I don't like it.
[S] You're gonna have a nightmare about this, tonight.
Guaranteed, tonight, one of us, nightmare.
As you walk towards, you're like: Look at those beautiful birds.
You're like: Are those parrots? Are those- People birds!
I feel like a kid at a toy store with a limited amount of money.
And I can only buy one thing.
I wanna eat everything right now,
but I know that my stomach can only handle so much.
[M] Oh, foolish Simon. [S] You want this right now?
Yeah, I'm gonna start off with this.
[S] Really? [M] Even though the odeng- I just need a snack.
[S] There might be more. [M] I just need a snack.
[S] You can just have a bite. [M] I just-
I just need a snack, just a snack.
[S] Just one snack, alright? Just have some odeng. [M] Just a snack.
[S] Damn!
Let's give it a shot!
[S] This here- [M] What's the 'we' here?
[M] This is mine. [S] It's a family, that's why.
What you try, I try.
SooZee, can I have some money?
I wanna get a-
[SZ] You can only have two.
But what if I want all of them?
[SZ] One- Two, two.
[M] Ok. [SZ] Two.
[M] SooZee is mean. [SZ] Do you wanna be a fatty?
No.
Yeah.
Exercise a little bit of self-restraint.
Ok, you don't have to eat everything that you see.
[M] Everything. [S] It's ok.
Right here, a stuffed pepper.
Wanna a bite of that? Check that out.
Oh yeah.
I'm trying to share with the audience here.
[S] Isn't that great? [M] Sorry.
We just dip some sauce in here, I guess.
Oh my god!
It seems like a potato filled with like, onion and pepper.
It's like a mashed potato deep fried french fry.
Oh my god.
Can you ask her if she has any sons
that you can marry.
I already feel like our trip to Busan is worth it.
I've had this, good.
I drive 6 hours in the pouring torrential rain,
with my wife anxious and biting her fingers in half.
It's totally cool.
I'd do it.
So many fishes are so delicious.
But you know what I find interesting?
Even though it smells like a tiny bit like fish in here.
[M] It's really not that strong. [S] No.
There's fish everywhere but it doesn't smell like rancid Arizona fish.
[S] I don't know why I said Arizona. [M] What did Arizona ever do to you?
Ok, for some reason I feel like Arizona fish might not be that great.
Oh, they already got it for us.
I didn't know that we already got it.
I was too busy trying to film an artsy shot over here,
Martina is already eating.
Your wife doesn't screw around here, ok?
[S] Why does this always happen to me?
Crispy, fresh.
Feels like a combination of like a potato-
Like a giant hash brown.
[M] Oh Simon. [S] I did a bad job.
[M] Oh Simon. [S] But she gave me a new one.
What's that one?
[S] Uh, what's this?
[M] Sulppang.
[S] What is "tulppang"? [M] "Sul", it's made with alcohol.
[S] Is that right?
[M] You're right? [SZ] Yeah.
[M] SooZee is like, I'll take this for myself.
[S] Ok, have a bite. [M] Ok.
Makgeolli bread.
It tastes like a steamed bun.
Everyone on the first floor is kinda like the fish sellers,
where you can just get fresh fish to go and you can like, take it home.
But let me tell ya.
These are some hard hustling women.
You make eye contact, you've made a blood bond for life.
[S] That's it. [M] Sweet talkers.
[S] Don't look them in the eye, look at your feet. [M] Sweet talkers.
And just keep walking.
They're gonna tell you that you're beautiful. They're gonna tell you that you're a model.
They'll ask you where you're from.
[S] They're gonna try to get you to marry their sons. [M] You want some squid?
You have no choice.
We've already lost SooZee to one person.
[S] SooZee is married. [M] We've only got Leigh left.
[S] It's next week, we're going there. [M] We're gonna trade Leigh in for some scallops.
Deal!
[SZ] One was like, I let you film, you buy it from me.
And I was like, uh, let's go, let's go!
Look at this right here.
See it's still moving? This is all fresh.
And exciting.
I can pick this one up.
That one is not moving.
This is so creepy to me.
I know I should be ok, I'm gonna eat this just fine.
But the fact that it sticks and it still moves in my hands-
Disturbs me slightly.
I'm trying to pick this one up, but it's totally stuck.
Is it cruel to lift them up? I don't know.
[M] Yeah, don't touch them. [S] Ok.
Look at the throbbing cocks.
Hey, Leigh.
You wanna a big bag of throbbing cocks, don't you?
[L] Oh boy, is it Christmas?
So I agreed to give the lady my left kidney,
and three months with my dogs.
So right now we're going to a guy that's gonna sign the papers.
And I think I got two oysters out of it.
I think it's a good deal.
Simon is it true,
on the 16th hour of May 16th,
you ate food with the chopsticks, missed your mouth, dropped it on the table,
and then pick it up and put it in your mouth when no one was looking?
Yes it is!
I plead the fifth!
Sentenced to five years in jail at the court of culture for you bad behavior.
Damn.
Now go exercise on that machine till you barf.
It's a twisty machine.
Here I go.