BRANSON: (GRUNTING) Urgh.
Urgh.
Urrrrrgh!
[PANTING]
Last week on LearningT--
Augh!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
STORM: Fine!
He never got what this was about, anyway.
PAUL: It's just supposed to be this temporary gig.
STORM: I'm trying to preserve an institution!
PAUL: Oh, dessicated corpse of a kids' show!
STORM: (IN ROBOT VOICE) I am Paul bot.
I am here to sell merchandise and be a dick.
PAUL: I'm just a great big dummy-face
with a stupid goatee!
STORM: I've got a big old melon head
and a copycat beard!
PAUL: I have nine cats shoved up my--
STORM: [EXPLOSION SOUND]
PAUL: Duhhh.
STORM: [STRANGE NOISE]
Eeeee!
STORM: [STRANGE NOISE]
Eeeee!
STORM: [STRANGE NOISE]
Eeeee!
STORM: [STRANGE NOISE]
Eeeee!
STORM: [COUGHING]
[8-BIT MUSIC]
COOKIE: Take that, Paul and Storm!
Urghh!
Get it, get it, get it!
Yes!
Ooh!
Ahhhh!
[TEXT MESSAGE ALERT]
COOKIE: Ugh.
This is my life.
Surrounded by idiots.
STUFFED DOG: Ruf!
COOKIE: Not you, Hodgeman.
NETWORK GUY: (ECHOING) The future.
Your future.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PAUL: Dude!
STORM: Hey, man.
PAUL: How awesome is your script?
STORM: Your script is great!
PAUL: My script?
STORM: What do you mean my script?
PAUL: I didn't write this thing.
STORM: It wasn't me.
I thought it was you.
PAUL: I figured that you did.
PAUL AND STORM (SIMULTANEOUSLY): Well, if I
didn't write it, and you didn't write it, then who the
hell wrote it?
TEDDY: (IN GOD-LIKE VOICE) I wrote it.
I just sort of took all the stuff that you and he and
Cookie wanted and just mushed it all together.
PAUL: Well that's--
STORM: --is remarkably convenient.
PAUL: I was going to say "strains credulity."
TEDDY: I get that a lot.
STORM: Have you showed this to Cookie yet?
TEDDY: I wanted to get you two to stop fighting first.
It gives me sad mouth.
PAUL: Dude.
STORM: Yeah.
Teddy, do you have any other talents we should know about?
TEDDY: Catch?
[BEATBOXING FARTING NOISES]
PAUL: Right.
Now let's go get Cookie.
PAUL: Hey ho, Hikky bros.
Why the down-pointy mustaches?
STORM: Did you run out of iron-y?
TEDDY: Additional snide comment.
PAUL: Network offered me development VP job said yes.
Suck it.
XOXO, Cookie.
TEDDY: [SMALL FARTING NOISE]
BRANSON: Oh, hello, beautiful people.
It's me, Branson, from LearningTown, the star from
LearningTown.
Please subscribe to Geek & Sundry.
And please do say this 10 times in the morning in front
of a mirror, and it will improve your enunciation.
[LOUD CRASH]
BRANSON: Hello?
We're filming here!
God.
Must be that cat.
CAT (OFFSCREEN): Mrow!