sorry this look like porn lol...also if ur here to slut shame it’s not cute so bye :/
Hi guys, it's Tana Mongeau, and today I'm here with...
Niki...and Gabi!!!
And this is... the weirdest video that I've ever filmed in my entire life, I don't even know what's going on
Like why?
Like what are we doing?
*laughing*
So today we're going to do, like, a bath time dirty Q&A...
And it's definitely dirty,
'cause this water's fucking so gross
this water's fucking so gross
Murky. It's literally murky
We just filmed another video on their channel where we did bath time truth or dare
I got motor boated and my arm pits got shaved... So...
Before you think this is hate by the way, we are actual fucking friends (We are!)
Before you think this is hate by the way, we are actual fucking friends We are.
Since when the fuck have I ever done a collab with somebody who isn't my actual fucking friends, okay? Thank you
I just feel like, people don't like, you know what I mean? Like, they don't- (I know, I know)
I just feel like, people don't like, you know what I mean? I know, I know
This isn't one of those...were gonna pretend we're friends
I hate that shit! Literally hate that shit!
Yeah, You, like, can't judge channels and be like,
"Oh, her channel isn't like her's so they're not friends."
Exactly, we are all literally the same person.
I'm a Demar- a DemarDoll!!!
I'm a Tanamal!
Yes, literally.
Okay, so we asked you guys on Twitter to ask us
raunchy, dirty, 'what the fuck?' questions.
And we're gonna answer them... in this nasty-ass tub
It was clean, i swear!
I feel like Gabi never answers like... stuff like this.
Sorry, I feel like this is going to be interesting for me.
Everyone's gonna be learning a lot.
I'm taking their, um, raunchy YouTube virginity
(laughs)... you are!
So, since these girls are *formerly* good girls,
I thought we would start-
I just CAAAN'T!
Just kidding
I thought we would start with a question that was like, you know, like less bad
Because people are on here right now literally being like,
"Spit or swallow?"
and I'm like, "...No."
So question 1 is: whats the longest you gone without a shower?
Okay, I'll say, like, ten days
Yeah, same.
I was doing this phase in 8th grade where like,
I don't even know.
I would just stand in the shower and not, like do like anyth-
-I didn't like, showering
I'd do that!
I just got my phone and I'd be like
I think I've gone a week or
eight days
Y'know, probably like-.
Eight to ten, eight to ten days.
Right after a weekend and you're like,
"Oh my f*cking god I've gotten *so* gross." When was the last time you hooked up with someone?
Uh...
Uh, like a week ago.
A week ago. . Okay
Yeah, literally, today.
Why are we like this? x2
Oh my god, we're the worst.
That's so gross -- Pap Smears
Oh my god!
I've never had one of those!
Installation of an IUD
What is that?
It's like a t pain, that's what I call it
Okay
It's the most painful t shaped object that they shove in you and I got mine removed because it was awful
Oh! it's like birth control? Yeah. MMhm
*babble* Never put, Never put a foreign substance in your pussy! You're technically...
Never put a foreign substance in your pussy!
You're technically not supposed to have on in you unless you've given birth because like you have to be stretched
Yeah and they freakin put on in me and I've never had birth obviously
I've never had birth
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Mine's so bad, I don't even want to say it
No, we're not, because mine's bad too
I want to tell the heel story. (No, you can tell one!)
Okay, so one time I hooked up with someone
completely naked, but i just had one heel on *laughter*
Let's just say there was like a height difference and like...
I needed, I needed to wear the heel!
I don't think I've ever hooked up with heels on that's like weird
Me neither
Try with one heel. It felt like a peg
I've hooked up with socks on, its always awkward
I always have to take my socks off
Do you guys, like, call guys "daddy"?
Or do you think that's weird?
Nooo!
I do it as a joke, as a joke!
I do sometimes, like, for real.
Really?!
There is nothing attractive about thinking about my dad that way
No, no not your, like, father-
It's like turning around and being like "Hey Daddy"
Ewww!!
ugggghh
I feel like, if I was hooking up with somebody
and I was like "Daddy",
(Nooo!)
I would like...
mentally separate the two,
like, one's like my father,
and ones like your
Daddy
I'm the worst, I'm the worst.
*More laughter*
Straight to hell!
If you guys had to be in the human centipede,
who would be with you?
(AHHH!)
I-
Gabi be
in the back
so she could eat
shit!
Oh my god
*Laughter* I hate
you guys so much
*More laughter*
*Breath in* I feel
Nikki would
be in the front
because shes
a Bossy B*tch
and she
wouldn't
want to
*Real Loud* I
am not
taking
the middle - you eat shit don't lie fam
Argggg
*Weird laughter*
No but you
take the middle
because your
a freak and
you wouldn't mind
LIKE
I would
Eating ass
while you get your ass eatin
- *Laughter*
Uh-I-Okay
eating ass
is like one thing
but just like
a mouthful
of shit
just like
*Gag*
*More gagging*
When did
you know
that you were
FUCK-ABLE
what
does that
even mean?
But like honestly
When did yo-
You mean like when
*Gibberish*
thought you were hot?
Yeah
basically...(How was I supposed to know that)
She knows
how to
make everything so like "ELEGANT" and "CLASSY"
I know
when people
know your hot.
I'm like when
did you know
your Pussy was fuck-able?
*Awkward Laugh*
I think
like
I knew...
recently
when I've
got down
with like I was
like look
who I am
Oh my god
YES B!TCH
But that was for like
THAT was So
MOTIVATIONAL
Holy Fuck!
Hahhahaha
People in the comments must be like your right bitch!
I never thought this video would take that route
That was AMAZING
look who I am
That was the best thing I've ever heard in my entire fucking life
I was like
14, just like with push up bras
just like 'oh, I'm fuckable!'
*laughter
I was probably going through my An- Ariana phase
when I was like
18
I was like
--or 19--
I was like
I'm so Fuckable.
*Laughter*
This one's for you:
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Unfortunately not.
*laughter*
You should That would be sick
Omg, you just have like a green drapes
Can you bleach pubes?
have we have had any one night stand experiences
Haven't we all?
yes . . . Laughter . . . Duhhhh.
This is funny. What word do you say for vagina?
Do you say the "p" word, the "c" word er Hoohah
I say
say Hoohah
Or lady purse
I say vag.
LADY PURSE
Oh my fuck your that's such a pet peeve
I just say like my vag
That's like normal
When bitches say like
Yea i say vag all the time
like literally i'm so boring. I just say vagina
Yea same
you know Vagina is like a really pretty name in another country i forget its like Vagina
this bath water is like SO GROSS
Oh my God - -- Were rachet right now.
Weirdest place you hooked up in? Mine was on a roof
i think or like a pool...Boyfriends Parents shower
Straight to Hell
A gym bathroom
A gym public bathroom
That's crazy
That's so scary
You bad bitch
No like, A bar booth
Like a booth in a bar
That's Awesome
Wait no.. really??
if you rapped it would do so well
Should I be a rapper?
Do you wax or shave your vagina?
Laser
I am sorry that you are rich,
Lazerrrr!
Yeah, I shave
I'd be too embarrassed to go
Have a doctor laser that crap off
If it's a woman it's not awkward
Like an old woman
Are you just Like - -
If it's a woman, that's not like weird and I look at her and she goes "Like An Old Woman"
Okay sorry but..
Would you rather
only wear eyelashes or only eye liner
Eyeliner! Eyelashes...
Eyelashes - Why are you a weird Bitch
I hate my eyes shape
Oh, so you like change it with
I'm not like an Eyelashy person, like i, my natural eyelashes are long.
mine are like little tiny chodes.
Literally same I like
like you could have like a whole full face- *laughter*
The way you word things . *laughing* Who refers Eyelashes to freakin chodes? . . Only you.
No, they're just like fat and short like little fucking chode.
yeah a
What Condiment would you use to substitute for lube.
Honestly my favorite condiment is mustard - But that's weird.
And, honey mustard is my favorite but -
Syrup would be disgusting. honey! but thats like really thick
vaseline! Thats not a condiment. VASELINE!
honey mustard, because that's delicious
cause thats delicious! Argan oil. Thats not a condiment
Do know what a condiment is? olive oil! i hate her!
This is.. This is normal between me and gabi *laughs* you.. argan oil.. okay.
*Gabi Farts* did you just? OH MY GOD THIS BITCH! THIS FUCKING BITCH! eww
you know that bubbles when they pop smell worse like it accentuates the smell of the fart.. oh god! I have to sit in this water...
in this bath tub, I dare you to drink up
you dont know how many times i've farted in here. i hate you!
i honestly wanna fart so bad. im gonna fart in like a minute. nooo..
oh my god! you know? fart fetishes are like a thing.
yeah. you've ever seen what cake farting is? No what's that?
girls rubbing on cakes and farting. i've seen fart porn before.
i've seen fart porn!
like what do you mean? Like cake that you eat? what is it?... Have you seen the peanut butter version
what? PFFFFF.... Whyyy?? its the same people.. same pictures
I cant describe its...
naughty cameraman!
if you were a condom what with your flavor be
mango. cupcake. mango.
oh no! cupcake is good. you took it!
probably like vanilla..i love vanilla cus im a vanilla ass bitch, sweet. ME TOO!
I like tropical. tropicals good too though!
i mean pina colada
alright guys! thank you so much for watching this was absolutely the craziest
thing i've ever done on YouTube and thats like a
lot for me. And the fact that it's with us. Literally like.. who would have fucking thought
you think we did like a makeup tutorial right now
look at how pruney we are
over on their channel we did the nastiest
truth or dare i've ever done in my life. so go watch.
*Laughter*
alright guys, I love you so much. I hope you enjoyed
make sure to subscribe if you haven't
and I will talk to you in next video bye! Bye guys! *All blow Kisses* OH MY GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS WATER OH MY-