Hello Robin, we're going to be good friends, aren't we?
You'll be safe out here, from Norman. Don't go flying off.
Caroline! You're soaking.
Oh, am I?
Oh, would you mind?
Mo, that was invigorating!
Such a sweetie.
Hi Mo. I was wondering if you would like to...
...come round for tea some time.
Hi Mo.
No way!
What do you think, Norman?
International Man of Mystery or Debonaire Billionaire Playboy?
Hmmm?
I was wondering if you'd ...
Mystery or Playboy?
Er... Hi Mo...
Guess what? I've been invited to my old school reunion.
All my old school friends are going to be there. It's going to be amazing.
My best friend Emma's going to be there. She's my best friend.
Oh I can't wait 'til this party. I'm going to give Emma Robin, my bird.
She'll be so excited.
Caroline, you're shivering! Would you like some tea?
Yes, that would be... that would be amazing!
Here you go!
Right then Robin, let's go!
No!
Mo?
Are you OK? What's wrong?
Have you seen Robin? My bird?
No, why?
He's gone.
I wouldn't worry about it.
She won't mind about a silly present. She'll just be pleased to see you.
Why don't you stay here then?
Excuse me
Sorry. Thank you.
—Oh, sorry, sorry! —Emma, hi! How are you?
It's Mo. Morris.
Patterson? You remember, Darren Smith and the others used to put my head down the toilet...
...and you once told them to stop. Remember?
Stop it! you said. Stop pissing on his head! Miss Taylor's coming.
Oh my God, it's Pissy Pants Patterson.
Wow!
Hi Darren. Er, it's Mo.
Whatever.
I've got a big surprise for you. No, not that. Come here.
Hi Mo. Sorry, forgot my key.
—No worries. —I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on.
Darren! What brings you here?
Patterson, I think you might have walked off with my bag last night and left yours.
We have the same bag? How funny! Where did you get yours?
A shop.
Me too! Well come in, come in!
Actually, if you could just...
Jesus Christ!
I made some tea.
Oh this is Norman. Norman, say hello to Darren.
Miaow. Hello Darren.
So good to see you last night. Brilliant to catch up with old friends.
Listen, Patterson. We aren't your friends.
Milk?
—Biscuit? —Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with you?
I'm not your friend.
You haven't changed a bit, have you Patterson?
No matter how many times we used to beat you up, you always came crawling back for more.
Now look at you. Look at how you live.
You're a creepy freak.
Oh please be my friend. Come on...
Fine, I'll have some tea. I'll have a shitting biscuit.
Are we friends now?
Are we? Now get the hell out of my way.
Darren?
No, Darren. Don't breathe in the biscuit.
Don't breathe in the biscuit Darren.
Stop it!
You had me worried for a second there. I didn't know what to do.
I knew you'd save the day.
Well, what are friends for, eh?
I'm sorry I was mean earlier. I didn't mean those things I said.
You've always been my best friend.
Oh, hold on a second.
Stereo's been doing that for a while. Hasn't it, Norman?
Oh, you know what, Mo? We should invite Emma round for tea, I think she'll really like that.
Oh, that's a really good idea, Darren.
I wish I'd thought of that.
Well, teamwork!
That's what friends are for. Her number's in my phone.
I've found it!
Not on my phone, you bell-end, I'm on pay-as-you-go.
Yeah, sorry Darren, I'll use the land line.
Hi, Caroline.
I'm just having tea with a friend.
This is Darren
Hi, Darren.
Emma's coming round for tea.
Is she?
Great. Well, I'll put the kettle on.