(deadman 死人 - Omae Wa Mou)
- Welcome back to the channel.
If you're new here, I'm Sebastian,
a medical student from Australia.
And today we are doing a meme review,
and I'm joined by my two friends.
- Hey guys!
Declan.
- Alex.
- And we're going to react to a few medical memes.
So, we've got a list here.
And we're going to see how funny they are,
maybe explain them along the way.
So, let's get into it.
All right. When you're trying to get a quick history,
but the patient's like...
It all started when I was born.
So, have you guys experienced this before
at the wards?
- Never.
- Never?
- Really? - Never.
- Really? - I have good patients.
- You get good patients?
- I get good patients.
(laughs)
- For some patients, they like actually talk
and tell their story.
- But when you're in front of a group,
you don't really want to...
be going that in-depth.
When you finally remember where you put
your watch which has been missing
since the surgery.
(censored)
(laughs)
Sad Pikachu.
In the pathology museum at our university,
there was like a full gauze left in a patient,
and it looked like an ovary almost, but it wasn't.
Med school is like Dora the Explorer,
the professor will ask you a question,
stare blankly at you, and then answers their own question.
- Oh god.
(laughs)
- Oh my gosh. This has happened too many times.
It's like more in the tutorial rooms
where they'll ask a big question to the five people
in the group, and everybody will have no idea,
and then they'll be like...
Well, the answer is actually good.
(laughs)
- And looks at each other like... - Yeah.
- Or like not looking at the teacher.
(laughs)
- Not sure if it's a flex or like we should know it,
but definitely puts us on the spot.
- Tips to reduce stress.
Exercise, meditate, drop out of med/vet school.
Solve a puzzle.
- Yeah.
- Med school is pretty stressful sometimes.
- If... You've got to remove the stressful source.
- Yeah.
- And then you just...
No. I do not recommend.
Stay in med school, you tried so hard to get in, so...
- Stay in any school.
- Put in the effort and learn the concepts.
That's, that's the main thing.
- You need some good mates along the way
to keep your stress down,
to get you through.
(laughs)
- Cut that out.
But actually keep it in.
(laughs)
- What you got there, Jim?
Transport proteins.
(laughs)
- Poor oh.
Little, little junior Jimmy didn't get out.
- Get it? Because it's a cell wall.
- Pikachu, you're an Electric-type.
Charmander, you're a Fire-type.
It says Type 2...
- Oh, that's so rude.
- Ooh, rough.
- Diabetes, right? It's Diabetes.
- So Snorlax is a Normal-type. - Feels bad for Snorlax.
He's a good Pokemon.
- Yeah. He's got a lot of base HP.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
(chuckles)
- What does he evolve from?
- Munchlax.
He's cute as well.
- No.
You can't just hijack my cell membrane
and force me to make copies of you.
Ha ha ha! Protein printer go brrr.
(laughs)
Do you get this bro?
- Yeah. I get it.
- It's like a virus. - Really? Yeah, yeah.
You can't just make up a printable money
to stop our economic problems.
Ha ha! Inflation go brrr.
- Doctor, here is the list of donor of hearts,
livers, and kidneys in alphabetical order.
Wow. It is very
organ-ized.
(chuckles)
I love it. I love it. It's so good.
That's so good.
The immune system needs you to find the differences
between this molecule and this molecule.
Antibodies.
They're the same molecule.
(giggles)
- Is that from...
- So this is molecular mimicry.
- Yeah. Molecular mimicry.
- So, in rheumatic heart disease, the body attacks itself
essentially and breaks down the mitral valve.
- I was going to say what valve room.
- Oh my god.
- Too quick. Too quick.
Told a girl she was pretty.
She said, tell me something I don't know.
So I told her anatomy of the brachial plexus.
(laughs)
First date, that's a, that's a big boy move.
- Keep that in mind.
(laughs)
- I have to sit down and draw the schematic out
with the three lines, and then the two lines,
and the crosses.
- Does your head in. So, the brachial plexus
is one of those things you learn in first year
of medical school. And it's one of those things
that's just hardest to stick to memory.
This is brilliant, but I like this.
(chuckles)
(laughs)
- The way that the...
the trachea separates at the carina
to the right and left bronchi.
- At what level?
- C6?
- T4? - Bro.
- T4. - Come on.
- T4. All right.
- So much. T4.
- The right one is more vertical, and so the coin
is more likely to go down, and then depending
on where it's...
Whether you supine or standing up,
it can go to different lobes.
- Hey! How it's going?
Rural medical students...
Yeah. I'm so glad I went rural.
I actually get to be part of the team, you know?
I get so much responsibility I can pretty much sneeze
and get a cannula in. They even let me intubate
a wombat last week.
- That's actually a fact, isn't it?
That's so true.
- So... There's, there's, there's a thing in Australia.
So in Australia, you can either work
in metropolitan areas, you can work in rural.
And what they say is you're going to work
in a rural area, because they have less doctors there,
less medical students there, you can generally do a lot
more practical things with patients.
And so, we might only do one or two cannulas
in a term in the metropolitan area,
but you'll find that the rural student will come back
and tell them about the...
tell them about the 100 cannulas that they've done.
- Dopamine. - Dopamine.
Dopayours.
- DopaOURS!
- Ay.
(laughs)
- Any doctor here?
- I'm a doctor. What's going on?
- A heart attack.
- Well, I mean I'm a second-year medical student
so I'm almost a doctor. Ha ha.
- He's going to die.
- The deep layer of the flexor compartment
of the forearm comprises three muscles:
flexor digotorum...
(chuckles)
So, this, this guy, this medical student
is pretty much listing every single like
muscle seen in your forearm which is completely relevant
to every case, but we are medical students.
We learn a lot of these like niche facts.
And it's good to know. It's good to know.
But like, when it comes to like a real-life person...
- Yeah. It doesn't.
- Or like for a heart attack, knowing the muscles
in the forearm...
- It's not going to be helpful.
- You got some hair on your...
Let me get it for you.
- Oh, that's cute.
- Professor, as you can see, resulting product
is very basic.
Me.
Well, that is very basic.
Med students who upload photos to Instagram
have highlighted textbooks and notes sprawled out
with a strategically placed coffee cup.
- For all of you with med accounts out there,
me included,
you got to, you got to admit that you've done
one of these photos in your time.
- This is just your Instagram page.
- Have a look of my Instagram page.
It's, it's been wholesome.
- Follow me, Sebastian.
- Sebastian Pirie, shameless plug.
You know, give us a follow.
- Link in the description.
- But yeah.
Med Instas, there's a lot of them.
They give a lot of med motivation, and they can really
be helpful, but you do see a lot of these photos.
My heart resting... execersing...
Realize you forgot to wash your hands
at the end of the last station of OSCE.
True.
- We've had our OSCE recently.
And like...
You've had them all panic attack when you almost forget,
right?
- I've been okay with washing hands.
My thing is like, you'll go out and be like,
that was pretty good. And then, 10 minutes later...
Oh, I forgot this!
And then, you wake up the next day...
I forgot this.
Me, I just remember stuff until I get my marks
about everything I've forgotten to do.
- Colonoscopy.
43 year old.
44 year old.
45 year old.
(laughs)
- So, in Australia, I think to do the...
fecal occult blood test.
That happens at what? 50?
- 50.
- 50 years old. - 50 to 74 or something?
- Yeah. Something like that. And so you have to send
a sample of your feces
to a lab. And what happens is that if they notice
any blood, you'll be sent for a colonoscopy
to make sure that everything's in check.
So, as you get a bit older...
Colonoscopy? Let's now run.
- But it's good.
You know, I think a lot of people don't do it,
'cause it's like not...
- It's not very...
- It's not very nice.
- It's not a nice experience, but like there's reason
behind it.
It can save you like 100%.
- If you could use 20/30 more years.
- And the reason why they have these screening programs
is because they're so beneficial. So...
Not sure if impostor syndrome or actually dum...
(censored)
Fact.
Fact. - So true.
- Do you see it?
- Oh, yeah. It's big.
- You know what it means.
- Bad news.
- Yeah, totally agree.
- Definitely a chest X-ray.
- I think you're right.
(chuckles)
- Dude. The stock photos.
- Chest X-rays are hard.
- Yeah.
- They are hard to read sometimes.
- A B C D E F G H I J K. Yeah.
The little acronym they use to go down, like airways,
bones, and cardiac,
diaphragm.
- Cartilage.
- Name and date of birth.
- Breathing bronchials. - Yeah, yeah.
- What?
- Let's move on.
- LOL. The awkward moment when you leave the hospital
with this thing still around your neck.
Experts confirm your attempt at a subtle reminder
to Facebook friends you study medicine
was not-so-subtle.
"We found that nobody actually cares"
said one researcher from the University of Melbourne.
- I can't say that I haven't done this,
because I have this YouTube channel,
and I have an Instagram page.
But, you don't want to be wearing your steth around
at the cafeteria or outside of the hospital.
- I've never worn my steth outside of the hospital.
- I know...
- Take my hand.
- I know that...
some people that I know, like wear it on the train
and stuff, just you know? They'll wear their badge
on the train.
- Yeah.
- Med students literally only wants one thing,
and it's [ _ ] disgusting.
You've been deemed satisfactory.
(laughs)
- Best!
Please get MDs.
(laughs)
- No. It's actually so true. Like, getting that,
getting that... - The amount of satisfaction
on this email...
Amazing. - Yeah. When it says like
you're able to progress to the next year or something,
you're just like...
Yeah, let's go!
- Friend. Food can't fill that hole in your heart.
- Me.
(groans)
- So, heart disease.
Eating too much fatty foods, poor foods, alcohol, smoking.
- No. It's blood vessels. So, look after yourself.
Your future self will really be thanking you.
- When you order a CT with contrast
and the patient develops a renal injury 48 hours later.
Did I do that?
(giggles)
- So when you're going to a CT, a lot of times
you'll be doing a CT with contrast.
And the contrast is like a radioactive material
that will be intravenously administered,
and a lot of cases it can cause renal injury.
(chuckles)
Stop looking at me like that.
And so, it's all about balancing the need
to have the CT versus the damage
that you might do on the kidneys.
Boss. Take your holiday and sick leave to avoid burnout.
Mom. Take regular breaks to avoid burnout.
Everyone at work. Ask us for help to avoid burnout.
Me, constantly...
Burning out!
- Whoo whoo!
- The med student before exams starter pack.
I can push myself just a little more.
There's no way I'm completing this.
Alarm set for two hours and four minutes from now.
Coffee, back pain, eyes like bloodshot.
- Yeah.
You go pretty hard in that way.
- Dude, the classic "I can push myself
just a little more." - Yeah!
- I can do 16 hours in a day.
- And really, you shouldn't be neglecting sleep.
Because like memory consolidation through proper sleep
is like essential.
- It's true.
- It's essential. So, pulling all-nighters
for an exam, while you might think it's good
at the time, don't do it.
C. difficile in the colon of a hospitalized patient
on long term antibiotics.
I see no God up here other than me.
(laughs)
So like, when you give a patient lots
of antibiotics in hospital,
often it can kind of like clear out all
their normal bacteria and C. difficile...
It just like it isn't affected by the antibiotics
and it will just like...
multiply and cause like tons of issues.
- The main complication of C. difficile.
- Pseudomembranous colitis
- Yeah. Pseudomembranous colitis.
Okay.
And then you get perforation.
- Toxic megacolon.
Deb, am I right?
- You're going to feel a little bit of pressure.
Ready?
- Yes.
- Your sister is younger, but already has a career path
and owns her own home.
- So, medical school, we're in the postgraduate program
which means we had to do a bachelor's degree
before getting in.
So that's already three to five years.
And then, our degree is another four years,
and then we have internship, residency, specialist training.
There's a lot, a lot of years of study.
And you have other people that are already working.
And they're buying their own home, and having all these things
and we're just sort of still trying to trudging
along with uni.
- Yeah. - But, it's how it is.
- That's all right. - Like, I think learning is good.
- Part of being a doctor or medical school is the training.
And, it's a journey and it's a long journey.
But, when you go see a doctor, you hope
that they actually like know that they're going to...
(speaks simultaneously)
- It's whenever I get like annoyed with how much
work it is or how much training there is,
if people are going to come to me
and I need to save their life, like I may as well...
- Do the best I can. - Yeah. Put the effort in.
- And be as proficient and competent as you can.
Also, remember the ABC rule of first aid.
A bone coming out through the skin is very bad.
Help.
(laughs)
So that's a compound fracture. You don't want
to be seeing a bone sticking out at any part of you.
Doctor. Your dad's not with us anymore.
- Damn. - Damn.
- He's at a different hospital.
- Oh. All right.
- Dead though.
(laughs)
- That is really bad patient matter.
That's shocking.
- That is terrible.
- Who comes up with this garbage?
- All right, guys. Well, that is going
to wrap up all the memes we're going to look at today.
Thanks Declan and Alex for joining me.
Have a look at these.
I hope you guys had a laugh, maybe learned
something new.
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But until next time, this is Sebastian.
- Declan.
- Alex.
- Stay sharp. - Stay sharp.
- Ey!
- Let's get out of here.
(deadman 死人 - Omae Wa Mou)
(claps)
- Okay!
(claps)
- Well, we're actually including that.
(laughs)
(stutters)
- Someone told me I have idiopathic disease.
Like, what does that mean? I was like, it means
they don't know.
- It means...
(yawns)
- I think this is better the fact that we're reading it.
- In Diamond, Pearl and Platinum, we had
to choose Chimchar because there was no
other Fire-type in the region.
- Yeah!
- Yeah. I do remember that.
- But also Venusaur's best starter from start.
- Dude. No, Mudkip, man.
- Mudkip?
No, the Venusaur is the best from Gen 1.
- What about Squirtle? It looks cute as heck.
- Blastoise is pretty cool.
- I'm pretty sure Charmander was the safe bet.
- Dude, everyone like fuss over Charizard.
- It's all about Charizard. - I don't get it, bro.
(unintelligible)
- Really?
- Look that's...
- Oh, so I don't have one.
- Really? What about that one?
- Oh, maybe you do it.
- I don't have same one. Yeah.
- I don't have it though.
- Being like intimate.
- I'm into you bro.
- You're intimate, baby.
- The classic as well like...
I'm a doctor.
Almost a doctor.
- Almost a doctor.
I'm third year. I'm a training doctor.
- I'm third year undergrad.
(laughs)
Deb. - Deb.
- [Alex] I love it.
- Deb.
- [Alex] I love it.
- Here he comes.
- No. Smith goes early here.
(unintelligible)
(grunts)
(laughs)
- Hell yeah.
- Did you see his smear? He was like...
(grunts)
- All the Indians fans watching, I wish Colin was playing
the series.
Honestly, this series is so much worse
without Colin.
- What is this tea flavor?
- Strawberry mango.
- Ooh. Strawberry mango. Is this tea too?
- No. It's...
whatever I had there.
- Okay.
- It's actually a really good tea.
- Yeah. It's actually not bad.
'Cause it doesn't taste like tea.
That's the reason.
(laughs)
- Welcome back to medical meme review!