- Hey there, I'm Stephen Amell, and I'm here with BuzzFeed
to read my Thirst Tweets.
(gentle music)
Now, they told me that I could read them before in my head
and skip the ones that I thought maybe were inappropriate,
(beep) that, I'm just going for it.
"Can we do a BuzzFeed video
where Stephen Amell reads Thirst Tweets
'cause there must be thousands."
I don't know that there are thousands,
and I certainly hope not, but,
(clears throat)
we're about to find out.
"Hello?
God?
I want an explanation as to why you put
the ocean inside Stephen Amell's eyes,
it's a problem, thanks."
I have blue eyes, not a little known fact,
but certainly not a popular one.
It's a genetic deficiency.
"Whenever I see Stephen Amell on TV,
I always whisper daddy, crying emoji, heart eyes, heart."
Even before I had a kid, there was never a moment
where the use of that word in a sexual connotation
didn't make me feel wildly uncomfortable.
"Thinking about the one scene in Arrow
where Stephen Amell wears gray sweatpants."
That would seem to be a comment about my penis.
"I would lik Stephen Amell with lots of grace."
If you're going to do it, just do it,
and do it with enthusiasm.
"Stephen Amell and Alexander Ludwig are in a show
all about wrestling called Heels.
God blessed us with a wrestling kink, LOL."
Absolutely.
A lot of spandex, a lot of homoeroticism.
We used to joke all the time
because during the first season of Arrow,
they made a gay porn about it,
and I was remarking to Alexander at dinner the other night
that they don't need to make a gay parody,
or gay porno of Heels,
because I think it's gay enough already.
"Been watching Arrow again and I have a blazing hot take,
Canada's ass is even better than America's.
Thank you for your but, Stephen Amell."
And shout out to you, Chris Evans.
"Stephen Amell wearing tight shirts to Comic Con
is my sexuality for now."
They're not that tight, I can't do that tight of a shirt,
makes me too self-conscious.
"Shout out to the Lord for putting those thighs out here,
Jesus Christ, Stephen Amell, those legs and that booty."
What can I say?
That's a fundamentally accurate tweet.
"Stephen Amell is my dream,
this man is the daddy I need in my life.
So perfect, that beard, that tight little ass.
I would love getting punished by him and his arrow."
Thank you, Caleb.
I feel like you have found a niche for yourself
in the online world, and you keep doing you.
"Finds the remote from Click, rewinds back to the time
Stephen Amell didn't own my ass."
(laughing)
I don't, I've never owned an ass before.
If I can do a show where I play a superhero,
then do a show for professional wrestling,
that means that two out of three of my dreams in life
have come true, the third being, owning someone's ass.
"Thank you, Stephen Amell, for being smartass,
badass, great ass"
A lot of stuff about my posterior in this,
which is not something that I think
about on a regular basis 'cause I don't,
I can't actually see it.
I tried to get my ass into the first season of this show,
they weren't having it, by Which you know what seems odd,
so I think that it probably has something to do
with a writer in Alexander's contract
because his ass is all over the first season.
"I'm usually not that into white guys,
but goddamn if Stephen Amell were to kill me, Id die horny."
(sighs)
It's dark.
"I would let Stephen Amell put it in my butt a few times,
that's fine specimen."
The ass trend continues here, I can only dream.
I don't know, if it weren't so morally problematic,
I would put it in your butt.
Can we say I'm an ass guy.
"Stephen Amell, more like choke me with your (beep).
Just for a minute,
not like you're going to lose oxygen to your brain
and we're not going to be able to bring you back.
"Now, I'm not gay, but I would let Stephen Amell
ravage my asshole like he's starving tiger."
I didn't anticipate this happening, but I,
by the end of this, I'm finding myself actually
like a little bit turned on.
Not a lot, but just a little.
Thank you, BuzzFeed.
If we're going to have to record this, at the very least,
I can stroke my ego, if not, you know where I'm going.
You can check out Heels,
it's debuting all over the world on Stars.
Get the app, watch it on Crave in Canada,
and based off of these tweets,
eventually check it out on Pornhub.
Thank you very much.
(gentle music)