[music playing]
Hey, Krabs, catch.
[crying]
What's wrong, lil feller?
[crying]
I don't believe it, the Krabby Patty formula.
He's teething on it.
Give it here, you big, stupid baby.
Ow!
[giggling]
[groaning]
I've got it.
Just like taking candy from a baby!
Get it, Krabs? Like taking candy from you!
Hey, what are you doing?
[laughing] Whoo!
Uh-oh.
[clearing throat]
Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!
Oh, you all like bottles, eh?
[screaming]
[kissing] Poor baby.
Next time I'll take you with me to visit mama.
[snapping]
Hey, you guys, I- Hmm? Hmm, guess they worked it out.
It's so heartwarming to live in a world with real magic.
And the greatest magic of all is the way
my friends are so close to each other.
[indistinct chatter]
Yuck. this bottle of ketchup's gone bad.
There was a time when Plankton and I... were... best friends.
[gasping]
Best friends?
Friends at birth, you might say, even as wee ones.
[giggling]
Goo.
[laughing]
Aww.
Things were all peaches and cream.
Aww.
Excuse me.
What aisle did you get that from?
You mean the Kelpo?
No, that thing! The ugly, drippy, smelly thing.
Are you talking about my baby? Creep!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[groaning]
Dear Neptune!
Karen, do something!
Quick! They're tearing each other apart!
Just press a button or something.
Not that one!
[screaming]
Well, it's good to see that strategy didn't fall flat.
You know, Karen, with you around,
I'm beginning to wonder how I'm still alive.
Oh, so it's my fault, is it?
We were the two dingalings who pulled that plug.
[gasping]
That's right. One day, Plankton and I were wandering around.
[skatting]
Huh?
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[indistinct chatter]
Hey, Plankie, what ya doing?
Oh, just a little something I thought I'd try out.
[laughing]
Idiots! I'll show you, with science!
This concoction's gonna blow everyone away.
[laughing]
How's this for a science experiment,
Mr. Brain-A-Tron 5000?
[screaming]
[groaning]
They'll pay for this one day, Eugene.
Darn tooting!
[laughing]
Now Spot, pretend I'm a burglar.
Attack!
You're not getting this? Come at me.
Uh-oh, losing balance. A little help.
[barking]
On second thought, what do I need a guard dog for?
I can't even give chum away.
What I really need is a retriever.
Oh, boy.
Phew. Man, is it hot in here.
Tell me about it.
It worked.
In this new gaseous form, I'll be able to silently squeeze
through the cracks of the Krusty Krab.
[laughing]
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
[laughing]
Now, how much was-
Mmm. [sniffing]
Ugh!
Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small.
And now only one more thing to shrink. Cheese.
I guess this is okay.
Yeah. What's the difference?
Good idea, SpongeBob.
[cheering]
Well, it's great to be back.
[cheering]
Huh?
Intruder detected.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Plankton?
That's my name.
Actually, I'm Karen's version of Plankton.
You know how she'd like to see me?
[chuckles]
Oh, you have beautiful eye.
We'd better get moving.
All right, Two-Face, what's the big idea?!
What have you been doing all this time?!
Oh, nothing much-erer. Just stealin' the formuler-erer.
Uh-whaaa?
Taking over this restaurant-erer...
Hooray for PlanKrab! He's the best boss ever!
And kicking Krabs out on his booty-erererer!
[whimpering]
B-b-but how?!
All it took, me hearty, was a hearty handshake.
The world's persuasive handshake, that is!
It's me latest creation. Put her there-erer, matey.
An evil handshake.
That's hands down the dumbest thing I ever-
Huh? Oh. Ooh. Heh-heh, yeah. Oh, ooh, ahh, ahh.
Yeah, yeah. Ahh! Yeah. Ohh-ho-ho!
Oh, your handshake is exquisite!
Hey, Plankton's dreaming about Bikini Bottom.
Zap!
[screaming]
I see you.
- Zap! - My leg!
I see you. Zap!
Plankton!
I see you. Zap!
[screaming]
Oh, look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty.
Crush.
Lick. Lick.
This isn't a dream, this is a nightmare.
[meowing]
Gary. Gary. No.
[meowing]
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Gary! I've got cha, Gary!
Peekaboo. Here comes my foot.
Yah! Huh? Yow!
I think he's got the point. [laughing]
[screaming]
Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh?