Top of the morning to ya' laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back to
Would You Rather! Now, I wanted to do a different one
for this episode, because I didn't
wanna keep doing Would You Rathers over and over again
the same way, and this is a fun game
to impliment like, challenges
or little weird tasks to do
So for today, I got one of these things
so the idea is
I pull this arm back, I sit my chin
I put cream on this
Then I spin this thing
and however many turns
comes up on it is how many times is how many times I have to twist this,
and its randomised each time
so I might get cream on my face.
So its gonna be hilarious, its gonna be
really fun, I was in the shop
and I saw this thing and I was like, what game
could I implement this into, so I've
done a lot of 'challenge things'
with would you rather before, so lets get into it
Every time I pick one that the majority
of people haven't picked
then- If I'm in the minority of choices, then i'll do this thing
so... I dont know
I'm making a lot of rules around this but it's just here for fun
we're just here to laugh with good ol' Jackaboy
so the first one is "would you rather only be able to see the world in a shade of red or barely hear people when they speak"
*hmmmmm*
I dont know!
Being able to only see the world in a shade of red... you'd miss a lot of stuff
I mean the beauty of a rainbow is lost, you don't see the multicolored rainbow anymore
You'd just see a big *stutters*
shade of red shite
A big... raid of red height
[laughs] I dont know what i'm saying
Probably barely be able to hear people when they speak
because I can barely hear people as they speak already- FUCK
Aw man, already??
Really?? [laughs]
Oookay... so...
First things first... do I gotta do anything with this?
Are you just gonna spray cream as it is?
Lets test [sprays cream in mouth]
Augh!
[coughs]
Those can't be good fumes!!
Okay I think there's cream coming out
Okay here we go [sprays cream]
Ohhhh yes...
Ohhh yes [laughs]
[laughs]
Oh no I'm gonna make a mess...
Ah shit I probably should've played this somewhere else
I'm gonna make a mess of my room and it's gonna stink like cream
Okay, i'm gonna spin this thing!
and I'm gonna see what- what I get
Go!
Go! Spin! There we go!
I got two (2)
I might be okay with two (2)
Okay...
*click* one...
*click* two!
Okay i'm safe!!
[laughs]
Yes!
I didn't realize how scary it was gonna be [laughs]
Okay I gotta pick [stutters] pick other ones
(unimpressed voice) "would you rather natural childbirth or have an epidural"
Ehm... I can't have children...
I can't have childbirth!
What am I supposed to pick??
Okay... lets put myself in the position of a person who can give birth
I would proooobably want to have an epidural
(yells) COME ON!!
REALLY??
I don't want to go through the pain of natural childbirth!
That would be sore as fuck!!
I mean, absolute fair play to the people who can have natural childbirth and go through with that
and come out the other end smiling and happy with that they've done
because I don't think i'd be able to do that if I was a person who could have a child
Ehm okay...
Ah, four!
NOOO!
Oh god and it's still cranked up from the last one
Okay so
*click* one
Oh this is it...
*click* two
*click* (strained voice) three...
*click* four- [laughs]
[laughs]
Aw no [laughs]
*sniffles* ah god!
Oh it smells nice! *sniffs*
Nom nom nom [laughs]
(muffled with cream in his mouth) what am I doing with my life
[laughs] that was fun
[laughs] I wanna go again
I need something to wipe this off with, I forgot about that [laughs]
So messy! Okay note to self:
Don't put as much cream on the next one
[giggles]
Oh I hate being all sticky
I hate being all sticky and goopy and covered in white goo
Yes, somebody's gonna make that joke eventually so
I thought I'd beat you to it!
Beat you to the punch
Beat you to... the grape juice
Okay we're not gonna get it all so why the fuck am I even bothering...
Okay here we go again, only a little bit this time!
*sprays cream*
Ohhh "a little bit'" he says
Oh god, nom!
Oh man I love cream
Tastes so good!
Put it in your coffee, make it all nice!
Even though I like black coffee more- OOOOKAY
"Would you rather only talk in an autotuned voice or talk only in a stereotypical grandma voice"
I think im going to have to go with autotuned
Because (imitating autotuned voice) that would make me sound so goooood
(normal voice) Ugh I dont know why I did that my voice isn't autotuned. Anyway..
(imitating autotune again) Maybe I could talk like I have a (robot voice) robot frog (normal voice) in my throat or something
YES!!
Oh, no cream for me today!!
My face is getting all sticky already
[giggles]
"would you rather-" ooooo "watch Are You Afraid Of The Dark? or read Goosebumps?"
Aw
I thought you were gonna say watch either/or
Uhhh...
Because Are You Afraid Of The Dark and Goosebumps were both very similar shows when they were on TV
Are You Afraid Of The Dark, the intro to that
freaked me out a small bit
and I remember Goosebumps (to the tune of Goosebumps) DENDENDENDENDEN DODOODLEOO
Oh I love both, I used to love watching both
shows, I was about to say cartoons
I loved watching both shows when was younger!
but if I had to go with any of these I would probably read Goosebumps
becase the Goosebumps books were sooo good
I remember those! [satisfied sigh]
Childhood, man! What even...
If any of you... do kids still read Goosebumps books?
And watch Are You Afraid Of the Dark?
Well, Are You Afraid Of The Dark and Goosebumps probably aren't even on TV anymore
You should watch them, they're the best
Or at least watch JonTron's videos on...
makin' fun of what they were because they're so funny as well
"Would you rather have large comic feet or a comically oversized head"
Ohhhh
Oh good question!
A comically oversized head would be hilarious, but i'd probably have a hard time fittin' through doors
Or trying to get stuff- I'd probably have a hard time sleeping, it would be sore on my neck
and I'd be leaning like this all the time. It'd be hard to go swimming... or get on a plane...
Ehm, probably oversized feet because
then people would be like "hah!"
"oversized feet! Big feet...big socks!
Yes!
Of course people would love that!
Yeah, the first comment down below says 'You know what they say about large feet :)'
Ha ha ha!
Okay
"would you rather skip summer or skip winter?" Skip winter.
100% of the time every time
I looove summer, I love sunshine
GIMMIE ALL THE SUN!
I'm like Superman
I just stand outside in the sun and absorb all the sun's energy
I photosynthesize.
Would you rather "only speak in questions" or "only speak in movie quotes"?
I don't know.
Which would you rather speak in?
Question mark?
Eeeehhhmmm...
Movie quotes!!
Yeah..
Oh, come on! I'm not even getting to do this thing anymore
Well, part of the challenge should be that I don't have to do this,
but.. I mean for the sake of the video,
I think we should do it.
Would you rather "only read romance novels" or "only read textbooks"?
Textbooks.
'Cause textbook would actually educate me. Romance, novels would get annoying after a while.
Would you rather "stand on red-hot, burning coals for 30 seconds without moving"..
..or "shut your hand in a waffle iron for two minutes"?
Ehm!
BOTH of THOSE..
..SUCK!!!
Both.. oooohhhhhh
Shut my hand in a waffle iron for 2 minutes 'cause you never said it was plugged in.
Oah come on! Ha ha ha ha!
Damn ha ha ha! Sixteen percent! Really?!?
Oh, shit!
Okay ha ha ha.. I guess for the sake of the video.
UAH!
What do we get?
What do we get? What do we get?
What do we get? What do we get? What do we get?
What do we get? What do we get? What do we get? What do we get?
FIVE!!
Aaah BALLS!
Ha ha ha oh God!
Okay, so..
Ehhmm.. I center myself.
One..
Two..
*sounds of fear*
Th.. three..
Fffffffff.. four..
Ooouhh! It's like russian roulette!!
FIve!
Oh YES!
I live to speak another day!
Wow! Oh, yeah!
Would you rather "admit all your guilty pleasures to friends and family"..
My heart is beating so hard!
..."never partake in any of your guilty pleasures again"?
What are we talking about here?
Guilty pleasures as in, like..
"I love to kill people."
Or guilty pleasures as in..
I listen.. to..
Aahhm
'90s dance music every now and then.
I don't know. Ha ha ha ha
Aaahm
Oh, well guilty pleasures are usually fairly innocent.
Aaahm
Killing people is not really a guilty pleasure.
That's just something that makes you guilty in court.
*chuckle*
Sooo
Aaah.. Admit my guilty pleasures
Yeeeaaahhhhh! Cause then at least I could do them.
What did people say...
"Never listen to K-Pop again?"
"No thank you" *laughs*
Would you rather save Tupac's life or see Jesus for two hours?
Uhhhh, I don't fuckin' know..
Are we savin' Tupac's life..
By.. sacrificing ourselves??
Like am I being killed for Tupac then like, I
jump in front of a bullet
Or see Jesus for two hours..?
See that's the thing, A lot of people don't know if he
Was real or not..
Or you just.. See a guy named Jesus (Spanish name)
For two hours..
Prooobably save Tupac.
NAAHH CRAP!!
AHH NOO!
*laughing*
That's what I thought people are gonna say, see like..
Just, you don't see THE Jesus you just see A Jesus.
Like see Jesus for two hours..
[In fake Spanish accent] Hello, my name is Jesus
Aaahm
Aaah, go in!
Hhhhhhhah!
*sputter* That was not a good spin!
That one hit my thumb.
Hwooh!
Aaah fuck I got the same thing again anyway!
FIVE TIMES REALLY?!
Okay..
Oone..!
Two!
Three!
Fffffour!
Fffffffffffffive! *laughing*
Awww man!
I could feel it!
You can kinda feel the tension in it before ya do it!
*laughing*
That's a good picture right there!
*more laughing*
Ahh man this is fun! *snicker*
Because..
You spend so long recording games all the time..
And you spend so long doing the same things over and over again..
That it's fun to break the mold and do some silly shit every now and then!
And I think they're fun to watch!
I always have fun watching people do this, silly shit.
Okay.
Aww, it smells so good!
Ahh, it just smells like sugar. *chuckle*
Ahh..
Here we go..
I'm good
I'm good, I'm solid
I can still see it on my nose
Okay, well [chuckles]
I'll go a few more times
We'll see what happens
Uhmm
Just a little... squirt!
There we go
Oh, yes
There's not as much on it this time
Well there's still residuals from the last times!
Okay- Ah, there's cream on my floor!
[laugh]
Ok, what do we got next
Ah, "Would you rather be immortal or die right now?"
Be immortal. Duh?
If it was "be immortal" or like...
"be happy" or something like that
That's a different story
But "Being immortal or Die right now"
That's a stupid thing to think about
That's a stupid one to ask
"Be unable to shower for 2 weeks but have clean clothes daily"
"Be able to shower daily for 2 weeks but unable to change your clothes"
Ohhh kay
Ohh, good question
Be able to shower for 2 weeks but have clean clothes
I don't get that.. dirty
I've probably gone for two weeks without showering before
Not now, but when I was a child
Or something
So...
I mean, I don't think I get that dirty
I don't sweat, I actually don't sweat
All that much, I mean I get hot and I get
A bit clamy
But I never like profusely sweat from my face or my armpits or anything like that
I just get really red and itchy
So I don't know if I have actually actively working sweat glands [laugh]
or being able to shower for 2 weeks with change-
being unable to change your clothes
See, you, you'd be showering
So you'd be clean
So technically your clothes would stay clean..?
Probably not, but, unable to shower for 2 weeks
Ye-AH BABY
"Would you rather: Save 2 family members"
"Or save 10,000 strangers"
What??
Am I saving 2 family members who are like, in the prime of their health
but would just die [snaps] if I didn't pick that one
Or am I talking about saving two family members who are really really old?
10,000 strangers... 10 verses 2
Is a LOT
Those 10,000 people better recongnize what I did for them [laughs]
That's a good question
I'd probably save my family members, I'm sorry!
That's 10,000 strangers, that sounds horrible
That's a weird question to ask!
TEN (10) strangers or 2 family members would be...
A lot more of a like,
a better one, but 10,000 people??
Oh god, a lot of people are gonna say now, "Jack doesn't care about people"
I'm sorry!
Uhm, a lot of people are gonna be like:
"10,000 of those people could be your subscribers"
But no
You're not really a stranger if you're a subscriber
Well, I guess you still could be
I don't fuckin' know, that was a hard one to answer!
I love my family!
I know a lot of you out there would pick your family as well
I have cream on my head
[light chuckle]
Uhmm, "Would you rather face Godzilla or face King Kong"
Well, let's put it this way
I'm probably dead either way
Well, King Kong would likely have the brain power to not kill you
And he'd just want to get back to where he came from
But- but if I was to face both
And die
I'd rather face Godzilla
Nah, shit [starts laughing]
I want to face Godzilla 'cause I want to see what he looks up close, in person, a hundred feet tall
Just see how absolutely gargantuan he is
I mean, King Kong is cool and everything as well
King Kong would likely just spare you
'Cause he didn't want to kill that lady
He didn't actually want to kill anybody, he just- he was taken against his will
And then he wanted to go back home
Huah!
Four!
Yeah!
Crap!
Nom!
Nom nom nom
Okay
One- [laughing]
[lots of laughing]
I didn't even get one!
Ah haha
nom
Aw, come on man
Okay
Well that does it for this video
I have cream in my eye!
[laughs]
Such a stupid video to do!
I love it! [chuckle]
[noise of distress]
It feels a lot closer than it is, come down on my face
Come down my face!
mmm
I can't do it
ANYWAY!
I'm gonna leave this episode here
That was absolutely fun as all hell to do, I'm glad I did it
It seems stupid
But it the fu- it's these types of videos that keep me reinvigorated for youtube
Ah
I can touch it now
Uhm, if I was just recording games all the time
It might get a little bit boring
So doing these videos keeps me... keeps me going
I can feel it like creeping down my face
ANYWAY!
Thank you guys!
So much for watching this episode,
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In the next video!
[outro music] [in movie trailer voice] In the land before time!
Youtubers existed!
[reading, normal voice] I finally made it
Where?
[reading again] I'm the most popular Youtuber
Om. Nom. Mmm nom
[laugh] Aw, I'm basically eating cream out of my own mustache, it's gross!