- So, you wanna tell me again what we're doing here?
- Uh-uh, Pear.
You know how I feel about unnecessary exposition!
- Can you please make an exception?
- Look Pear, this is awkward but
lately I feel like your performances have been lacking
- What? That's, that's--
- It's not just me, it's the entire cast.
And all the people working behind the scenes,
most of the fans, both your parents,
as well as both houses of Congress.
And pretty much anyone posting at
pear blows dot com.
- Figures, the one domain name I didn't buy.
- Yeah, they really hate you!
- Ok but what is any of that have to do
with taking a day trip inside the oven?
- Well duh, you're an actor.
And it's very very important to explore your range.
Hahaha!
(groans)
Nah, just kiddin'.
I really just brought you here to show off my TNT.
- Oh no, we're inside an "ask orange",
aren't we?
- Yep. And it's almost
splouty time!
- Ugh!
(exploding)
- [Voiceover] It's time for Ask Orange!
(cheering)
"Hey oreng, how hi can you gunp?"
- Uhm, yeah, it's orange not "oreng".
And I've never "gunped" before,
I'm not even sure what that is.
Let me check the dictionary.
Ah, here it is!
"Gunp, the act of throwing five swords
in the air at the same time."
Wow, five swords at the same time?
Well I'm gonna gunp all the time!
Weee!
- Wha, wha what are you doing?
Don't gunp indoors!
Those swords could kill us all when they fall!
Everyone, look out!
Ahhh!
(yelling)
- What?
(slicing)
Bleh!
- Oww!
- [Voiceover] What's your butt look like?
- Well I don't know, I can't see it.
Maybe if I turn around fast enough.
I can't see it!
I can't see it! Come back here!
Wah, I wanna see it! I wanna see it!
Ahhh!
- [Voiceover] Can you do the chubby bunny challenge?
- Hey, he's not chubby!
He's big-boned.
- [Voiceover] What the heck is going on?
- I don't know!
- Ah, why are you yelling?
- I don't know!
- Ah, is everything ok?
I heard screaming.
- I don't know what's happening!
(yelling)
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, cat stampede!
- Huh?
(laughing) (kittens mewing)
- [Voiceover] Can you not answer this question?
- Sure. Fine. I didn't wanna answer it anyway.
- You do realize by not answering,
you just answered, right?
- You're ruining it, Pear!
- [Voiceover] Guess what, my butt is green
and so is yours.
- What? It is? How did this happen?
Ahh!
(laughing)
- Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, can you do
the funniest face in the planet?
- Ok! Ahhhh!
(burps)
- [Voiceover] Are you purple?
- No.
- [Voiceover] For crying out loud,
is marshmallow a f****** boy or a girl?
- Uh oh, it looks like the f-word you used got censored,
I'll help you, yes!
Marshmallow is a fluffy boy or girl.
Hahahaha.
- It's funny 'cause it's true!
(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Can you say, "Courtney is cool"?
- Courtney is cool!
- [Voiceover] Could grandpa lemon get married
to a scary woman?
- I now pronounce you lemon and wife!
("Here Comes the Bride") (snoring)
(screaming)
- [Voiceover] Apple and lunch.
- Uhm, pickle and breakfast.
- [Voiceover] Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
(laughing)
- Blahbity blah blah blah blah blah,
blah blah blah blah blah blah.
- Stop encouraging him!
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, can you
"this is sparta" Pear?
- Sure!
- Oh no, no no.
We're not doing this.
I am sick and tired of getting injured
during these episodes.
Not again!
I get hurt every single time!
It's madness!
- Madness?
This is Sparta!
- Dang it, walked right into that one.
(smacking)
(yelling)
(sad piano music)
- Thanks again for watching our latest episode,
and sorry again it turned into a wild caboose chase.
Speaking of which,
butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt
butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt!
- And remember, if you've got any questions for chubby bunny
just leave them in the comments below.
Til next time, cat stampede!
(meowing)
- Nothing about wiz pee?
- Uh, nope, unfortunately not.
(laughing)
- I've been laughing so much I have to wiz pee.
(laughing)
- You better beware the fart attack.
- You butter be with far tech?
- Butter be?
(laughing)
- What?
- No, you better beware the fart attack.
- You better beware the fart attack?
(laughing)
- Yes!
- I got it? Wow!
(laughing)
- Fart attack!
(farting)
(yelling) (laughing)
- [Orange] Hahahaha, knife!
(slicing)