- Today, we're about to find out some answers.
Answers that I need to know.
That's right.
I have kidnapped Jeremy,
who is the manager of NERD.
Kevin McCurley's places.
And we're going to find
out some dirt on Kevin McCurley today.
Are you gonna talk, or are we gonna have to get out of you?
- I ain't telling you nothing.
- All right, we're gonna move on to evasive actions.
Let's go get an alligator.
If you don't say something,
I'm gonna have this alligator bite you right in the nose.
- Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you something.
- Better be good.
- We have 50 chickens.
(chicken clucking)
- 50 Chickens, that's crazy.
I absolutely love the way Perdida lays in this enclosure.
She climbs all the time and she looks absolutely incredible.
Cow retics are amazing, right?
And Perdida, I've been showing her off for,
gosh, the three years we've had her here.
But look at Moomoo.
Moomoo is really getting absolutely amazing as well.
Ooh, she's looking like she wants to eat too, though.
So we gotta make sure she understands I'm not food
but look at how beau...whoa!
So I gotta make sure she understands I'm not food,
but look at how beautiful this girl is getting.
I mean just, all the yellows and browns in her.
I mean, that is an absolute ripper too.
We've got two cow retics here.
Of course they both are beautiful in their own right.
And Moomoo is getting gorgeous.
Listen here,
everyone knows you guys have chickens, 50 chickens.
I know that makes Kevin crazy.
But the fact is, is that that's not good enough!
What else do you have?
- I'm not telling you nothing else, bro.
- You're going to tell me!
- No way!
- Are you going to tell me?
- Nothing!
- Don't make me do it.
I'm about to get, I'm going to give you one last time.
- Nothing.
- I'm getting Lucky.
I don't want to know any more about Kevin's chickens.
His weird fetish about poultry.
I don't want to know about it.
You're going to get a bite right in the face
by Lucky, if you don't tell me!
Tell me something about Kevin!
- Okay, okay, okay. Fader's not real.
- Well, everyone knew that.
Come on.
(upbeat music)
♪Python eggs, and python eggs, ♪
♪ and python eggs and python eggs. ♪
♪ And python eggs! ♪
This happens to be a pastel ghost,
that's actually bred to a champagne het for ghost.
So we could produce some mimosas,
pastel mimosas, stuff like that.
Let's go ahead and get this girl down.
And she looks good.
I mean, this is a nice big female.
I love pastel ghosts.
It's one of my favorite
of the mutations, the recessive mutations.
I just really, really liked the way they look.
And she looks like she's wrapped
around a beautiful clutch of eggs.
Good job, mom.
I tell you what?
Loving this clutch right now.
Beautiful.
Oh, mama, mama.
It's okay, mom.
Don't do it.
We'll get you all set girl.
I promise.
She's mad.
Come on.
I'll just spin her around that way.
Face the other way mama.
Get these eggs out of here.
Put them all down here.
And these are giant eggs.
I tell you what, sometimes they're little eggs.
Sometimes they're giant eggs.
And trust me, these are giant eggs and mama!
She looks like she's not happy,
that's for sure.
There's two, four, six, seven beautiful eggs.
So can't wait for these to hatch
and hopefully produce some pastel mimosas, mimosas,
all kinds of different pastel
and ghost combinations.
Going to be absolutely wonderful.
(lively music)
You guys know about the movement, right?
The movement, reptile army.
That's right.
And we just dropped a cool mother's day thing, yesterday,
but you can get it after mother's day, too.
As a matter of fact, the majority
of the designs aren't necessarily just for mothers.
As a matter of fact, we even have baby onesies.
So if they want to join the infant-try,
that would actually be pretty good.
But the truth is we have more drops coming next week
and the following week as well,
including bringing back some of the old designs,
that we actually shelved a while ago.
So go to www.reptilearmy.com.
Join the movement, tell people how much you love it.
10% goes to USARK.
The other proceeds go to educating people
about reptiles, so go to www.reptilearmy.com.
Also one last thing, down in the comments.
Let me know what team you're on.
Are you on team lizard, team snake or team frog?
Listen here, Mr.
I didn't drive all the way to New Hampshire.
Throw you in the back of a van.
Drive you back here to hear about chickens and Faders.
You better tell me something good about Kevin right now.
- I can't tell you anything.
- You already told me two things.
- I can't tell you anything else.
- All right, that's it.
I'm done with this.
- Who's chair is that and why is that here?
- It's hard to explain.
(all laughing)
- What are you doing?
- I was doing this thing where, we're trying to find stuff
out about Kevin McCurley,
some dirt.
So I had a little torture going on.
Here we go.
The Gastropholis prasina.
You better tell me.
You gonna tell me?
- Okay. Okay.
I'll tell you. - You gonna tell me?
- I'll tell you.
Ahhhhh!
Okay. Okay.
Don't do that again.
I'll tell you.
- I set the record straight.
You got to set the record straight.
- All right.
- Because I can't deal with this.
- All right. Do it.
- Okay. Coral glow and banana are the same.
- Oh my gosh.
That was worth all of the drive to New Hampshire.
That's right.
You heard it here.
It's all of ours.
Coral glows and bananas are the same thing.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
What are we going to do with him now?
(laughing)
(intense music)
Now this is a snake that I am excited about ,
another Texas rat snake.
But this is actually an anerythristic Texas rat snake.
And the reason why I get all excited about these,
is we produced the very first anery Texas rats
and mama does not look happy at all.
We'll get her cleaned up
and get her all set and ready to go.
And she's bred to this beautiful male here,
which is actually a snow Texas rat snake,
which ironically enough,
we produced the very first ones of those.
And they were kind of spontaneously produced.
We didn't actually think we were going to produce them.
They just popped out one time.
We raised them up.
Because we're like, these look like anerythristics,
and sure enough, it proved to be a recessive mutation.
It looks like she laid her eggs kind of all over the place.
So what we'll do is we'll pull these
out of here and then we'll actually candle each
and every egg because when they're laid like this,
they could have rolled them around all over the place.
So we want to make sure that we have everything
on the top, as far as the embryo goes.
So we're just kind of on a little egg hunt here,
in the sphagnum moss.
And again, we'll use that sphagnum moss as just
kind of a way to keep the eggs nice and moist
when they lay them.
You know, again, simulating that in the wild, right?
They're going to get into tree trunks and mossy areas.
And that's where they're going to lay their eggs
to protect them
Oo, there's some more down here.
Look at that. Look at that.
This is a nice clutch, woo doggy.
Again, these are going to be snow Texas rats,
they're going to be albino Texas rats.
They're going to be an anerythristic Texas rats.
So there's all kinds of really cool ones.
Let's see if there's any other eggs.
Looks like two little sluggers right here.
Other than that, it looks really good.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
We've got two, four, six, eight, 10, good eggs.
A couple of bad slugs, but hey, listen,
that's a beautiful clutch.
And again, some beautiful babies are going to be coming
out of these in just another couple of months.
So obviously for you guys, it was a joke, right?
We didn't really kidnap Jeremy.
He came to visit.
We love him.
He's one of my dearest friends.
Oh, I'm going to put a link in the description to all of
his personal stuff, as well as go following NERD.
I'll put links in the description there.
Thank you for being such a great thing.
- For sure. - And we did find out
some pretty interesting stuff about Kevin today.
- It's true.
And you know that little bite kind of hurt.
- I know, I've got a bite too.
(laughing)
- Jay, what did you get?
- What's it called?
- Red rump tarant-
- I got a Red rump tarantula from the reptile show.
- [Brian] Oh my god.
It is so beautiful.
- [Jay] He is super pretty.
- I really like it.
I always like the really black tarantulas
and this one has a beautiful little rump on it.
Oo, that's on my shoulder now.
Hey little monkey.
Okay, I got a new little friend.
- [Jay] It's already great.
(laughing in background)
Oh, we messed up now.
- Okay.
This is great, Jay.
- [Jay] So everyone is scared of this tarantula here though.
So I don't know.
I don't know what we're going to do now.
- I can feel it moving.
It might be time to get it off.
Get it off my neck.
Oh!
Oh, oh!
- [Offscreen Speaker] Save his life.
What are you doing? No!
- Don't let it fall.
Don't let fall, don't let it fall.
- [Jay] I'm not going to let it fall.
(laughing)
- Geez, Louise.
I'm starting to love tarantulas,
but I still get really, kinda heebie-jeebies about them.
- [Jay] Oh, were you scared?
- [Brian] I was a little scared.
- [Jay] I was scared too, but I just wasn't gonna tell you.
- [Brian] Okay well good.
- [Jay] I got it. I got it.
If you freak out, I'll freak out.
- [Offscreen Speaker] It does that little like,
jumpy jump walk.
- [Brian] Don't drop it, don't drop it.
- [Jay] I'm not going to drop it.
- I don't like this at all.
- [Jay] It's not bad.
- All right. Another addition.
Egg time.
Let's see what we have going on here with this girl.
This is actually an apricot pueblan milkshake,
as you can see.
Get her cage all cleaned up
Get her some water and stuff like that.
And let's see what she's got going on in here.
Ooh, not a good clutch at all.
A really bad clutch, to be honest with you.
But this is going to happen.
I tell you guys all the time I take you
on the good, the bad, the ugly.
This is the ugly for sure.
It looks like maybe there's one good egg.
Every other egg in this clutch looks like garbage.
Just sluggerooskis right here.
The thing is, honestly, is when you
typically have, let's see two, four, six, eight, 10
11 slugs, and one maybe good egg.
Usually this egg doesn't hatch.
Usually it's not a good egg either.
I'll set it up in an egg box
just in high hopes that maybe it does.
But that's part of the breeding season, guys.
You have good eggs.
You have bad eggs.
Sometimes you good clutches.
Sometimes you have bad clutches.
That's part of it.
But if I only showed you the good part,
you guys wouldn't be seeing the truth.
And I always want to show you the truth.
But the good news is we do have one more pueblan clutch.
So let's hope this redeems that last clutch
and we get a beautiful clutch.
This happens to just be a normal female right here.
We'll just check mom out.
And what I always do, is I always kind of
let the females run through my hands,
just so that I can see if there's actually any retained eggs
or anything like that.
And then here we are, much better clutch.
We do have one little,
kind of wonky egg over here, that I'm going to separate,
but these guys here look really good.
We've got two, four, five good eggs.
So again, a little redemption.
You got the bad egg clutch,
now you've got the good egg clutch.
Hey, listen.
That's the way it goes.
But in this case, we're going to have five baby pueblans
in not too long away.
Still making my way through the stuff that you guys sent me.
This one, open up.
It's kind of cool because
there's a little box inside of here.
It's got a sloth on it.
Oh, I dropped the bag.
Let's see.
What does this say?
"Enjoy your gift, Lori,
from the YouTube friend, Diana Gonzalez."
So apparently this is actually for Lori, but you know,
I'm opening it and if it's cool, I'm keeping it.
And I'm not going to tell Lori about it
but it is actually a wine glass.
So I guess I will give it
to Lori because Lori definitely does this.
So thank you so much for sending this.
Lori, I'll give this to her.
"Let's get slothed."
Love it.
I love it that Pickles, just did a beautiful shed.
Look at this.
I mean, gosh,
green tree pythons are certainly amazing animals
and it's always good to get a really good shed from them.
So that's about as good as it gets right there,
and Pickles, woo doggy,
she is looking beautiful.
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