*Whip smack* TOP OF THE MORNIN' T'YA, LADDIES,
MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE
And welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location!
Are you all ready to get spooped?!
We're goin' into Night 4, and it's gonna be a whale of a time!
I have no idea what the hell I'm supposed to do on this night, but,
Girl: Daddy, she can make BALLOONS!
She can!
Girl: Have you seen her make balloons?
Only...
Girl: Daddy, let me go to her!
Daddy don't do it!
Okay, so
I listened to some of this at the start, or at the end of the last episode, so
...God it's so fucking dark!
Jack: I have lights beamin' in my face! Baby: Shh. Be still. And quiet. Jack: I am...
Baby: You've been sleeping for quite a while...
I hate sleep.
Baby: I think they noticed you never left the building last night.
Baby: The cameras were searching for you.
Who is "They"?
Baby: But they couldn't find you...
Baby: I have you hidden too well....:)
Baby (Whispering): I KIDNAPPED YOU.
You a asshole!
Night 4!
Let's fucking get into it!
What have ya got for me?
C'mon, Baby!
Bring it on!
I've heard Night 4 is a pain in the ass, though.
Baby: Don't be afraid.
Baby: I'm not going to hurt you.
Then stop talkin' like that!
Baby: I'm only going to keep you for a little while.
Baby: Try not to wiggle, though.
Baby: You're inside something that came from my old pizzaria.
Baby: I don't think it was ever used...
Baby: At least not the way it was MEANT to be used.
Ohhh that's creepy...
Baby: Too dangerous.
Baby: It's just big enough for ONE person to fit inside...
Baby: But just...barely...
Am in a springtrap suit??
Ooooo!
Baby: We're in the scooping room.
Baby: Do you know WHY they call it "The Scooping Room?"
Cuz we get ice cream?
Baby: It's because, dummy, this is the room where they use the scooper.
*Jack laughs.*
Baby: I thought that would be obvious.
*More Jackaboy laughs*
In hindsight it is!
Baby: Isn't that a fun name for something?
Yeah, that's--
Baby: The Scooper.
That's why I call the bathroom "The Pooper Room."
Baby: It sounds like something you would use for ICE CREAM...or custard...or sprinkles...
Yeah!
Baby: It sounds like something you would want at your birthday party.
Baby: To ensure you get a heaping portion of every...good...thing.
Baby: I wonder, though...
Baby: If you were a freshly opened pint of ice cream...
Baby: How you would feel about something with that name...
Baby: Thankfully, I don't think a freshly opened pint of ice cream feels anything at all...
Baby: Uh oh.
Baby: It sounds like someone else is in the building...
What the fuck is going on?!
Baby: Sh.
???: Okay, bring 'er over...
???: Forward. More. Moooore...okay, stop.
???: Careful. Watch your step. ???2: What happened to it this time?
???2: Just seems like these things can't go a day without breaking down.
???: Who knows. It's always the same, man.
???: Some kind of hardware malfunction.
???2: I have to be somewhere in fifteen minutes. This place gives me the creeps. Can we get this over with? Jack: Me too...
???: It's all automated. We don't have to be here for it. Let's get her on the rollers and we can go.
Uh, excuse me, SIRS!
A lil' help!
I'm stuck inside what appears to be-e-e! *Scared Jack*
An animatronic-what is happening!
*Metalic banging.*
Those are not good sounds!
*More metallic banging*
Who's that..?
Oh it's Ballora!
Hi!
*Even more banging.*
Those are terrible fuckin' sounds!
Oh I have like gaps, in my face!
Hello?
Baby: There's something very important I've learned how to do overtime.
B: Do you know what that it?
Twerk!
B: How to pretend.
B: Do you ever play make-believe?
I'm doing it right now.
B: Pretend to be one way,
I'm pretending not to shit my pants right now. Baby: When you're really the other...?
B: It's very important.
B: Ballora never learns...
B: But I do...:D
B: They think there is something wrong on the inside.
B: The only thing that matters...
is knowing...
how
to...
pretend...
Jack: So fucking creepy...
*Alarm*
The fuck is that?!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
*Anti: Ḥ̵̱̞͚͕̟ͦͯ͆͘E͛ͬ͂̅҉̦L͚ͤ͡L̓͐̏͑͊̚҉҉̭̟̘̺͜O͇̻̹͕̣͉ͨͧͦ.̄ͧ̒̒̃ͫ̿̽͐͢͏̳͉̲̝͖̠̯͙*
Ballora?!
Anti: *Giggles*
B: I'll open the face plates for you.
Nope, I'm good!
B: That way they can find you on the cameras.
WHO!?
B: Now all you have to do...is wait...
B: I recommend that you keep the springlocks wound up.
B: Your breathing and your heartbeat are causing them to come loose.
B: You don't want them to get too loose.
Jack: Aw, balls!
B: Trust me.
Why, what happens then!?
Aaah, jaysus!
This is a terrible idea--WHY DID YOU PUT ME IN THIS?!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck! THEY'RE COMING VERY LOOSE!
GOD this game is dark!
WHAT IS THAT?! (What, me no see.)
Oh, oh OH I have to wiggle them off!
i get it!
Okay! That's why you told me I had to wiggle before! Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!
I get it, Jason Derulo taught me a thing or two!
He's a sound man! OOOHH FUCK!
What do I do?! AHH HE'S CRAWILING INSIDE ME! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Should I be wiggling?
AHHHH!
Aww balls there's so many fucking things!
I hate this. Aahh they're crawling up the sides again!
They're craw--AAAHH FUCKING JESUS CHRIST!
WHAT WAS THAT?!
WAS THAT A LITTLE FUCKIN' BABY?
OOOO MAMA!
God dammit man!
HAHA, shait!
I might have to turn off some lights!
Cuz there's like a glare on my screen, I can't fucking see anything.
Oh tell me I don't have to sit through you're fucking speech again.
It went on for like four and a half weeks...
Okay, good.
B: I'll open the face plates for you.
Once more, into to flame!
B: So they can find you on the cameras...
B: Now all you have to do is wait.
Okay, I got it.
Of course they fuckin' are.
Yeah, if it's one thing you instill in a person, it's trust.
Yeah I'm gonna have to do something about the fuckin'...
The view--ohhhhh shit...
That one was blinking red..
That seems bad!
Hello?
Can you get off? Thanks.
God damn, man...
Anti/Jack: Fuck...
Get off me ye bastards!
So shaking...
Loosens all these as well?!
Well that's a bunch of boohawk!
Anti: I̶̞̤͓͎̬̬͎͎ͫͣ ̬̟ͩ͆̓͂͗͂A̧̤̝̱̮̝ͯ̽͌ͧ̈́ͨ͘M̸̴̰̮͖͔̫̝̰̦ͫ̈́̎ͩ͆ ̭͕͙͇̩̠̦̊͆ͪ͛͒͊͟͞N̶̡̟̭̜̈̂ͬ͊ͩͤ͂̑̌Ẻ̴̦̫̯ͦͬ͆ͭ́A̞̙̲̣͎̖̫̦̽͋͜R̨̛͚ͤ̑̌̑͗ͨ̍̊ͥ͘.̸̷̞͖͔̳̗̝̒̊̌.̷͉͖͈͔̼̣̾͛̈́ͨ.̧̺̰̹̬͚̪̲̈́̂ͤ̚
Oh shit I shook when I shouldn't have shaked!
I-I shimmed when I should have shammed!
Okay...
I have to be ever present! Ever vigilant!
The smartie pants!
DUH--FUUCK!
WHAT THE SHIT?!
HOOOW IN THE BLUE BALLS--
Whaaaaat?
What is happening?!
I'm feedin' kids cupcakes!
This is much nicer than what I just did!
Ohhh this is lovely! Oh god I have a timer...EAT CUPCAKES, BITCHES!
Diabetes, here we come!
I have no more cupcakes.
Sorry guys--oh I got more!
OHHHH!
This one has, like, a spread!
It's like Nutella! (OMG Nutelle and peanut butter...)
Hyah!
Yeaaaah!
Ho!
Pooshk!
Yeah, eat up all the cupcakes!
Eat all my cupcakes, my cupcakey goodness!
Look at that sunshine in the background! This is nice!
I ran out of cupcakes, boys, I'm sorry.
Baby ain't got no more--AHAAA here we fucking go!
So what does this one do?
I have three of them...
Ohhhh it goes through! Okay one more, I got this...
Wait'll ya see!
Baby's gotcha!
HEH!
YES!
This is the first time we're actually seeing baby as well.
HUH!
Nice!
Did I do it?
Awww I don't gots no more cupcakes!
What the fuck, there's a lot of children here--Where am I?!
OHHH GOD!
Anti: :̖͔̺̖̲̍͒D̤̘ͥ̈́́͜ ̙̠̝̪͉͖͔͙͂̋̽̽́̚͠͞
I died...
You don't put a flat piece ground, right before an exit screen, with a gap.
That's horrible platformer design, Jesus Christ!
Right, well, I guess we try this again.
This sucks!
I'm trying to keep them all wound to the very top.
Seems to be a good method so far, the ones in the front don't seem to matter at all...
It's just on the sides that their climing, but then you have to wiggle them off, and you fuckin, you lose all your progress!
It sucks, I hate this!
Oh, c'mon, please, just let me pass it!
This is why everyone says Night 4 sucks...
This is harder than the other one! I don't like it! I wanna go home!
I'm already home but fuck it!
I wanna go home harder than this! Okay...
Wiggle? Yes - Oh fuck, it's in the Red Zone, they're all in the red zone already!
What the shit!?
AW and you're fuckin' climbin' up the side...aw jesus...
Aww noooo!
C'moooooon!
How long does this go on for?!
What? I DID IT! OH MY GO- *Laughing*
OHH YEAAAHHH!
Oh I was SO sure I was fucked!
*Giggle!*
OHhh that felt like an eternity!
Oh yes--Vlad and his wife Clara!
Time to get back to my stories!
Nar: As the moon rises, so also rises the tension between scorn lovers!
Oh I missed my monkey nose button!
Vlad: Clara, it's not my baby.
Clara: Vlad, you suck.
Vlad: Wait, was that a vampire joke?
Vlad: That was so lame, Clara, like I haven't heard it like a million times.
Clara: Okay, how about this: I'm taking the car! Vlad: Joke's on you, it's a rental!
Clara: Well the joke's on you. I set the thermostate to NINETY before I left.
Vlad: Good, I like it warm!
Clara: Good! Because I also set the house on fire!!!
Nar: How will it all end?! The passion, the tension!
Whhat?!
Nar: Intrigue! Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion!
*Jacky laughing.*
It's so dumb!
It's like those, like...
Really cheesy stuff, like "I have amnesia! But I have amnesia!" Like all my--
Girl: Daddy isn't watching....
Did she just say "Daddy's watching"?
HI: Welcome back, to you last day on the job.
YAAY!!!
HI: That is, your last day of your first week.
Hi: Some of the most valuble qualities we like to see in new employees are Determination,
Hi: Fearlessness,
HI: And a genuine disregard for instinctive self-preservation.
HI: You've earned your one week bonus, which will be given to you in the form of a delightful gift basket.
HI: The cost of which will be taken out of your next paycheck. Jack: Fuck...
HI: We have gift baskets containing fruits, nuts, flowers, and of course the ever-popular cash basket.
HI: Using the keypad below,
HI: Please enter the first few letters of the gift basket you would like to receive.
I want cash!
HI: It seems you've had trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type and I will auto correct it for you.
Hi: Thank you for selecting:
Hi: Exotic Butters.
*Jack laughing*
Yay! Exotic Butters!
Aahhh, I fuckin' love me some Exotic Butters!
HI: Please be aware there's still two technicians onsite today. Try not to interfere with their work if possible.
HI: Also, feel free ask them why they're still there, and encourage them to go home.
*Chuckle*
Why would I do that, they seem like lovely people.
So, those two dudes that were there--ohhhhh...
Anti: :d
The two dudes from last night, from Night 4? Who put Ballora on the thing?
Um...but I thought they left, they said it was all automatic, that they would just gonna leave...
After the thing so why are they still onsite?
Oooo, interesting, also, I'm going to call any sort of booty "Exotic Butters" from now on!
Ooo I love-
WHEN YOU SEE THAT EXOTIC BUTTERS!
Okay, Night 5, I'm gonna leave this episode here,
I like leaving it off at the end of each night,
Umm...cuz it just feels right and this video's been goin' on for a while, so, um...
I dunno what Night 5's gonna hold,
I think it might hold something REALLLY tasty! Ooo, I hope so,
Hopefully it's not as hard as Night 4 was, Jesus Christ, that was a pain in my--that was a pain in my Exotic Butters!
God, Eggs Benedict has had enough of your Casual Bongos!
Um..
It's really interesting though, cuz I'm trying to figure out what the hell is going on,
I was in the scooping room...
And I guess Ballora got scooped? I dunno what that means, why would you need a scooping room, she didn't really say...???
Ohhh I didn't know that..
Hello? Hello hello? Oh good, you're still here!
Fuckin' phone guy, thank GOD he's not in this,
I really like some of the design choices that Scott went with in this one.
Because,
It's less gameplay focused and more story focused, the gameplay isn't as good as the other FNAF games, like the way it was set up n' everything,
But I like that it's different each night.
That's why I didn't finish any of the other ones, you just get into it and it gets harder and harder and harder,
And after the second night, you're kinda used to the scares.
It just gets less scary and after a while, it just tedius.
So I'm glad it's not like "Night 1, do a certain thing" then Night 2 3 4 and 5 are just the same thing again and it's just harder, or with more stuff,
So I'm really glad that this one...changes stuff up every night,
And there's more voice acting,
There's better...well there's not better sound design, the sound design is always pretty good in these games,
But
I dunno, it seems like more thought went into how everything unfolds in this one,
And I really like that,
It's a shame that the animatronics seem to be less of a...a focal point though.
Like Ballora got scooped.
I barely even saw her.
I barely had even seen what was going on,
Um,
So that's like a shame because he other ones, it was like, you had your cameras.
So you could see them walking around, so when you looked in your camera, you got a nice glimpse of what the animatronic was, you got a glimpse of what was coming to kill you,
This one, I'm assuming Ballora's dead and I didn't even really get to see 'er.
I dunno what the hell is going on, but it's interesting! I like it, hopefully we get the answers by the end of it, um, so, lookin' forward to that.
But anyway!
THANK YOU GUYS, SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE,
IF YOU LIKED IT, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS!
AND, high fives all around, WAPISHH, WAPISHH,
BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES...
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO!
*TeknoAxe "I'm Everywhere"*
This game has given me two great names for ass cheeks.
Casual Bongos, and Exotic Butters.