(dramatic music)
- We're doing ax throwing here in Newstead at Maniax.
We're competitive and I just thought I'd bring the team here
to really show them how manly I am
because again, can't stress enough,
we are so competitive.
So we're going to throw axes.
Sadly, not at each other, like I thought.
We're going to throw them at these targets.
And then, ooh, who wins?
Probably me.
Masc.
So we had a quick briefing on
how to become ax-perts at ax throwing.
See what I did there.
There's going to be a lot of puns in this video.
- Any questions on that?
- Yeah, yeah.
It's was just a lot of information
in the span of thirty seconds.
Pinky underneath?
- [Christian] Oh what a surprise.
Phoebe had a billion follow up questions to ask.
- [Phoebe] How many hands?
- How many fingers and--
- [Phoebe] So why would you use one hand over two?
- So it depends on if you can aim better with one hand,
or if you need the stability of the aim with two hands.
- Is this going to hurt, like the next day?
- How many questions is she going to ask?
(dramatic music)
So we seem to have a bit of a stalemate on
who should be on what team.
I want Phoebe on my team,
only because I'm constantly and yelling at her
and I feel like it would be good bonding
if we worked together one time.
- Or am I the favorite?
- Oh, uh, yep, okay.
Didn't say that.
- I think after seeing the practice round.
(axes landing)
(crowd cheering)
- [Christian] Bullshit!
- I'm happy to be on Ben's team.
- Yep, well, we're going to show you, aren't we?
We're going to show you, you bastards.
- I'm just excited that someone wants me to be on their team
- That's so sad.
I just want to feel loved.
(all laughing)
Okay, so Phoebe and myself, the Dream Team,
had to come up with the best pun related name
before we started.
- Excentric. - What's that song?
- Excentric.
- That song about your ax.
What's that?
By Little Mix.
- What do you mean?
(Christian vocalizing)
- The songs called about her ex.
- Oh.
- We're going to incorporate ax in.
- Sing it again, sing it again.
(Christian vocalizing)
- Something about my ex.
- Oh.
(Phoebe vocalizing)
- I'm not going to lie, this went on for a couple of minutes
but we'll just skip through it.
I like Ax-treme.
Okay stop.
I think Ax-treme.
- I'm trying to think of what song.
- Team Ax-treme.
Go Team Ax-treme.
- I still don't know what that song is though.
- [Both] This is a shout out to my ex.
- Ax! - Oh.
- That's our theme song.
- [singing] This is a shout out to my ax.
- Okay, let's just throw axes.
So after a traditional viking ax handshake,
it was game on.
(screams)
This is so scary.
(dramatic music)
(screams)
Oh my god, it did it again.
I'm getting the hang of it.
(screams)
If you get this on your first go,
I'm going to be so shitty.
Oh, this is bullshit.
(crowd cheering)
Bullshit.
So I just realized I'm playing the role
of supportive boss today and I didn't want
to show off my mad ax handling skills.
So I actually faked missing every time.
I just knew exactly what to do, and I just,
I didn't do it.
So, because I want to team to win.
I want to support my team.
I want to be there for my team
and I don't want to show them up, again.
So, thank you, you're welcome.
- What you need to do is throw the ax
and get it to stay in the board.
- Oh (beep), stay in the board?
- Yes, in the board.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- Right.
Thank you.
- [Phoebe] Come on Christian.
(crowd cheering)
- Yay!
I got one point.
- You got one point.
- At least I got a point.
Did you get a bullseye?
Have you got a bullseye?
- Yes I did.
- Did you?
- [Phoebe] There's footage of it.
- You didn't get a bullseye.
- Yes I did.
In my second throw when we did the competition, remember.
The first competition.
Rewind that footage.
(axes landing)
(awing)
- Hey Phoebe, nice one.
- Thank you.
- [Christian] To be fair, Phoebe did hit a bullseye once
and all it took was her picturing my face.
- So I just need to see your face.
Let me picture your face.
- Grr.
- There.
(crowd cheering)
- We won.
We beat you, game over.
- How many points have you brought us to this team?
- I've brought the enthusiasm.
Well that's a wrap on today and we had no ax-idents.
I came up with that one on my own.
Had no help from the team.
So thank you for Maniax.
Ha-ha-ha, there's so many puns, quite funny.
That's, yep, good.
I think we determined who won today.
And that was me.
I won.
By being a great boss.
And I paid for everything.
I mean, Maniax had comp-ed us.
So, but I, I bought us the waters.
Which were free.
And some merch.
Which they gave to us for free.
So well done to me.
I'm the MVP today.
- [Phoebe] Who organized this?
- Can you make sure that?
Just cut, cut before the end.
Yep, yep.
(beeping)
So although the video had finished,
we decided to play a quick round of
like zombies versus humans.
I won't get into the details but I then did a throw
and I got it (beep) dead in the middle.
I promise.
- [Ben] Did you?
- Yes I did and there's CCTV footage, hopefully?
And we'll show that because I want to prove to everyone
I'm good, I did it.
I did it, I was so proud, I did it.
So happy.
(crowd cheering)
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(vocalizing)
Ouch, that hurts my knees.
(vocalizing)