It's okay. Lori.
We'll get Vanzilla out of the pond.
No, it's not that, Leni. This whole weekend was a bust.
I came home to reconnect with you guys,
and nothing went right.
You were all off doing your own thing,
and then when we did spend time together,
it was a disaster.
I feel like I'm not even a part of this family anymore.
What? That's nuts.
Today was not a disaster.
In fact, I would call it a normal, Loud family Sunday.
Yeah, dude. What's more "Loud"
than getting kicked out of places?
Or rolling Vanzilla into a pond?
[chuckles]
And even though you're not with us every day,
you're always going to be part of this family.
Even in the afterlife.
[chuckles]
Thanks, you guys. I really needed to hear that.
Group hug.
No, no, I'm already dirty enough.
Aw. [screaming]
[laughing]
Mud fight!
[laughing]
You could make pancakes with just eggs and a banana?
Boy, I tell you,
these cookbooks are a nonstop thrill ride.
Do you want to read one?
No. But when you've made those pancakes,
give me a holler. Lola out.
[laughing]
This book is a hoot.
I'm going to have to get some ice for my knees.
I've been slapping 'em so hard. Care to read one?
Sorry. Mom says I do too much slapping already.
And biting and shin kicking and hair pulling.
All fixed. It is amazing what you can learn
from these auto repair books. Want to read one, Lola?
Why? That's what I pay you for.
Eight crickets as agreed.
Ugh.
Hey, Lola. You want to check out volume one
of the greatest romance of all time?
He's a dark, brooding vampire. She's a misunderstood girl
from the wrong side of the cemetery.
No thank you.
I prefer Prince Charming to Prince Alarming.
Well, how about volume one
of the greatest crime fighting duo of all time?
He's an undercover hero with an ace up his sleeve.
His sidekick is-
Stop! For the last time,
I am not interested in reading any of your books!
[whistling]
Louds, fall in!
[whistling]
Ice cream!
Whoo! Really got the blood pumping today.
[panting]
Don't forget to stay hydrated.
[groaning]
It's onion infused water for better bladder function.
Ugh. Well, it tastes like B.O.
I'll say.
Ah.
You kids must be famished. It's grub time.
Pizza and fries!
- Burgers with cheese! - Blood oranges.
No, I mean actual grubs.
Eww!
Ooh.
They're rich in protein and low in carbohydrates.
So eat up. You'll need your energy for tomorrow.
That's right. We've got a 6:00 a.m. lake swim,
followed by hot yoga, followed by 200 squat thrusts.
Hey, these are great
with a little of this B.O. water.
Lincoln, there you are. The app has gone kablooey.
That explains a lot. What do we do?
We have to reset the supercomputer
or risk losing everything on the Loud Cloud.
[thudding]
[gasping]
The appliances are out of control!
To my bedroom!
Ah!
Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Warning: low memory. Warning: low memory.
It's unresponsive. We have no choice.
We have to destroy it.
What? But we'll lose everything.
It's our only option to stop this mechanical mayhem.
Is anyone else seeing green, or is it just me?
Hmm. [gasping]
I know how to destroy this thing. Be right back.
Gah. Where is he going?
[thudding, grunting]
Kids! If you're going to do something, do it now!
[thudding]
Phew.
[sighing]
Ah. Looks like we're finally offline.
Fear not, Father.
The rage of the machines has been quelled.
Yeah, we're celebrating with Flippies.
Wait, uh, kids, what about...
[thudding, grunting] me?
Lisa, what have you been feeding him?
His name is Trashy. What do you think, genius?
[roaring]
[crying]
Baby?
Great, Lincoln, you made Lily cry.
[crying]
There, there. It's okay, Lily.
[chittering]
I'm more than just poop patrol.
[chittering]
Guys, if the raccoon was in the crib, then where's Lily?
[gasping]
Lily!
We'll never find her in this mess.
We have to clean up.
I declare this strike officially over. Ow.
Who's with me?
We are!
Janice, how soon can we get back on the grid?
24 hours. What if I throw in a muffin basket?
She's gotta be here somewhere.
Hang on, Lily. Your big brother is coming.
[clattering]
There's a better way.
Wash and learn. [laughing]
Sigh.
[clanking]
Hang on Lily, I'm coming.
[gasping]
So much underwear.
Yeah, and that's just dad's.
Now get out of my way, little bro.
I've got a system.
Community service?!
So apparently Little Miss Sunbeam must be
beautiful inside and out.
How am I going to clock ten hours
of goody two-shoes time by Saturday?
You could pick up trash. I know some great spots.
You could volunteer at the library,
reshelving books.
Lisa, you know I can't use my inside voice for that long!
What about being a new student buddy at school?
Cheryl in the office is always looking for volunteers.
Lincoln, that is a terrible...
Wait. Actually, that doesn't sound too bad.
Ooh, we are just delighted to have you on board, Lola.
Meet our newest new student, Meli Ramos.
There you are. Hi. Welcome to Royal Woods Elementary.
[mumbling]
What was that, sweetie?
I noticed you on the playground earlier.
You guys will not believe
the crazy dream I had last night.
Ssh. Lola's got a story.
So there I was, surrounded by fire breathing dragons,
armed with nothing, but a nail file.
You seem so confident and popular.
Do you think you could help me, um, figure out
how to fit in too?
Oh, of course!
I know all the secrets to social success.
Everyone is going to LOVE YOU!
[giggling]
And those pageant judges are going to love me.
In a family this big, vacation costs a lot of money.
Line up for lemonade!
So we all had to do our part.
Oh, no thank you.
I said, "Line up for lemonade!"
I'll take five.
♪ So many places I want to go ♪
♪ But I'll never get anywhere Without some dough ♪
Hey, Loud!
I'll pay you just to stop making that horrible racket!
Whatever works, dude. Vacation, all I ever wanted.
[music playing]
Got it. Dad, I need three more Lynn-sagnas.
Two with extra sauce.
Honey, please discourage special orders.
I'm backed up in here.
Whoops, that was a mushroom.
Hey.
Oh, sorry. I've been working a lot of overtime lately.
Whoops. That was a molar.
Cinch that with a belt.
Live on the edge with a polka dot skirt.
[scoffs] No, no. What did I tell you
about wearing socks with sandals?
Only if they're colorful or ironic.
[knocking]
All done, Mrs. Parker.
I also do furniture moving and jar opening.
- Keep it in mind. - Oh, it's my lucky day.
I dropped a jar of pickles under the sofa.
[music playing]
[cheering]
Dearly beloved,
we gather today to say goodbye to Dorothy.
She lived life to the fullest.
Whether she was swimming around her castle,
blowing bubbles or eating rocks.
It turns out that last part wasn't the best idea.
[flushing]
Thank you. That was a beautiful service.
[thudding, alarm blaring]
[yowling]
[shattering]
[music playing]
Slay all day, girl. Whoo!
I call this meeting to order.
Psst. Lucy, shall we start with a few words
from our new member?
Oh, I didn't prepare a speech.
That's okay, Lola.
JK. JK. Ahem. For as long as she can remember,
Lola Loud has been a giver. It all started when-
Well said. Thank you for your words.
Oh. Hey! Whoa!
Time to review old business.
Dante, how are the club cloaks coming?
Blegh.
Perfect. Any other old business?
Um, yeah. This chill out here is getting old,
and my business is freezing.
We like the bone chilling cold.
Actually, it is pretty chilly.
- She is right. - I agree.
I say we go back to my place, for some yummy rose hip tea.
Boris wants yummy tea.
Grumble.
[sighing] Alone at last.
[music playing]
[sighing]
This is literally amazing. Well, must be about bedtime.
Hmm.
Hey, Boo-Boo Bear. Tell me about your day.
Sorry, babe. I'm really slammed at the stor.
[groaning]
Well, fine. I'm busy too, so, bye.
Now gently rock forward as we go into Crab Pose.
[grunting]
[farting] Ah!
[groaning]
[sighing]
And always remember it's okay to "yolk" around in the kitchen.
[humming]
Nope. [groaning]
[laughing]
There it is.
I knew I'd get you to "crack" a smile.
Hahaha. Go ahead, give it a "fry".
So how'd I do?
I've always wondered how I'd look in egg.
It's just-
It's just more beautiful than I ever imagined.
[gasping]
Bad Charles! Stop eating my face!
Wow, honey. Impressive knife work.
Swift but safe. Hold on there.
A good chef always inspects her crudité platter.
Ah!
It's, uh, finger food. Get it?
[laughing]
Well, aren't you a "fungi"?
Mm. Mm. Ugh. That one had some dirt on it.
Finish the lava cake.
Well, it's got the four Cs of a great cake.
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate and creativity.
Uh, honey, how much baking powder did you use?
Oh, I'm not sure.
You made a pun, and I got distracted.
[whistling, screaming]
Oh, no. Sorry, dad.
Mm mm. No. Luan, I "lava" it.
Happy accidents in the kitchen are part of the fun.
Mm mm.
Final exam. Cooking dinner for ten or more people.
Oh, an entire dinner. That seems intense.
Intense but fun.
The best part of being a chef is bringing others joy
with your food. And I've got the perfect dish.
Pasta, clams, butter. [gasping] Geo?
Dad, we can't cook our hamster.
What? No, no! Scram, Geo. It's my famous Lynn-guini.
The first dish I ever served anyone.
Now it's your turn.
You really think I can pull it off?
Of course. And besides, who better to test your chops on
than your own loving, supportive family?
[clamoring]
I'm getting hangry!
Quiet down in there! You got this, kiddo.
Oh.
Okay, what you have in front of you is
dad's famous Lynn-guine and clams.
It's prepared al dente, in a beurre blanc sauce
and finished with just a hint of parsley. Bon appetit.
- Whoo-hoo! Oo-ah, Oo-ah! - Whoo-hoo! Hooray!
Oh, ya crushed it!
Ah, nothing like that fresh lake air,
the gentle sound of the waves. Hmm?
Sorry. That was me. I only had yogurt for breakfast.
That wasn't you. It was the engine. Yikes.
This baby's leaking more than Lily's swim diaper.
No worries, this boat can run on Loud power.
Everyone grab an oar!
[grunting] Why can't I pick it up?
Cause it's painted on. Dang it, Flip!
Hmm. Maybe there's something else we can paddle with.
[buzzing]
[grunting]
Oh, that's cute, honey,
but we can't use your pacifier to pad-
AH! Whirlpool!
[gasping]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Huh?Is everyone okay?
Don't worry, honey, I got 'em.
Ah! My phone!
Ours too!
How are we going to call for help?
Maybe we can borrow a phone from someone on this island.
I don't know, pops.
This place looks pretty deserted.
Oh, goody, I'm starving.
No, Leni, deserted means there's no one else here.
Ooh. This is going to cost you some serious cupcakes.
103 likes. Take that, Carol. And nice work, Lola.
Thank you. Milk, please.
Cute pet selfie, Lori.
It got almost as many likes as Carol's Coffee Shop's selfie.
What?
[growling]
[ringing]
Not now. Bobby, I've got a crisis.
Look, I'll play a barista, but I am not wearing suspenders.
This has to look like a real coffee shop.
Now, do you want a ride
to the comic book store later or not?
[sighing]
Okay, so now you guys pretend
to laugh at something I've just said.
Ooh, was it coffee related humor?
It doesn't matter, Luan.
Maybe you said this.
"Why'd the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool."
[laughing]
Yes. 105 likes.
Lincoln, you can take the suspenders off now.
Actually, they're kind of working for me.
Leni, please do not tell me that Carol outdid me
with the selfie of her sailing or icing a cake
or swimming with dolphins.
Nope. But she did get the most likes ever
for a picnic selfie.
[gasping]
Picnics are totes trending right now.
[beeping]
Babe, I'm so happy you called.
Boo-Boo Bear, we literally need to go on a picnic right now.
Right now? Babe, you know I love picnics,
but we lived three hours apart.
I'm just about to get into my-
Bobby, this is life or death. Meet me at the rest stop
by exit 57 at four o'clock sharp.
Um, I think I can make it there by five.
Fine. I guess picnics will still be trending then,
but no later.
And wear your red button down if it's ironed.
If not, wear your teal polo.
Please do not mess up my color scheme!
This should do. [groaning]
Where is Bobby? Ah!
Boo-Boo Bear.
[gasping] You made it.
Oh, babe.
What did you do to yourself? Good thing I brought scarves.
Maybe we can hide the swelling.
Or I could just shoot you from behind.
Babe, I got my wisdom teeth out, remember? I told you weeks ago.
Oh, my gosh, you did. Boo-Boo Bear, I am so sorry.
I've been so selfish.
I can't believe you still drove all this way,
especially after what you've been through.
Babe, I would drive to the moon for you.
[crying] Oh, Boo-Boo Bear.
[crying]
You know what? Forget about the dumb selfie.
Let's just make the most of our time together.
I can't believe I've been so obsessed
with trying to beat Carol Pingree.
Maybe she is better than me at everything,
but who cares?
I still have lots of great things in my life.
Like a really amazing boyfriend, for starters.