WE ARE HERE WITH ROB LOWE, NOW ROB, YOU HAVE HAD SUCH A LONG
AND IMPRESSIVE ACTING CAREER THAT IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO
SING ET-- SINGLE OUT JUST ONE ROLE LET ALONE JUST ONE SCENE,
IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE HAVE DONE.
LET'S GO TO THE CLIP.
>> James: NOW THAT WAS YOU ABSOLUTELY GOING TO TOWN
ON A SAXOPHONE.
BUT, YOU DO NOT, IN FACT, PLAY THE SAXOPHONE.
CORRECT?
>> I'M FANTASTIC AT FAKE FLAYING-- PLAYING IT.
BUT I'M TERRIBLE.
>> James: WHICH MAKES YOU THE PERFECT PERSON WE NEED TO SORT
OUT THE PLAYERS FROM THE FAKEERS IN THE GAME THAT WE CALL CAN
THEY PLAY.
CAN THEY PLAY.
♪ >> James: LET'S MEET OUR
STAFFERS WHO ARE PLAYING TONIGHT.
HEY STAFFERS, HOW ARE WE DOING?
>> HEY JAMES.
>> HI.
>> HI ROB.
>> James: NOW ROB, AS YOU CAN SEE, EACH STACHER-- STAFFER IS
HOLDING A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT BUT, AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT
PART OF THIS, ROB LOWE, ONLY THREE OF THEM CAN ACTUALLY PLAY
THAT INSTRUMENT.
YOUR TASK IS TO IDENTIFY THE THREE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PLAY.
NOW DON'T GUESS RIGHT AWAY.
YOU CAN ASK THEM QUESTIONS FIRST.
JUST KNOW THAT THEY MAY NOT ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS
TRUTHFULLY.
SO WHO DO YOU WANT TO GO TO FIRST, ROB.
WHO IS YOUR INTEREST HERE?
>> WELL, I MEAN COME ON, IT'S GOT TO BE DIANNE WITH WHATEVER
THE HELL SHE IS HOLDING.
>> HI.
>> James: GOOD QUESTION, DIANNE, WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING
THERE?
>> IN IS A CORA.
AND IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN A LUTE AND A HARP IT ORIGINATED IN THE
WESTAFER CAN COUNTRY OF GAM BEAH AND IT'S PREVALENT IN MALI,
SENEGAL-- AND I LOVE IT.
IT IS A GORGEOUS, HANDMADE INSTRUMENT.
>> James: HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS INSTRUMENT, DIANE?
>> WELL, I FIRST DISCOVERED THIS ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO, ACTUALLY
WHEN I VISITED NIGERIA WITH A FRIEND OF MINE.
THIS IS NOT THAT PRIF LENT IN NIGERIA BUT MY FRIEND WHO HAVE
FAMILY THERE, SHE ACTUALLY HAD THE INSTRUMENT AND SHE TAUGHT ME
HOW TO PLAY DURING MY VISIT.
>> James: ROB, ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS FOR DIANE?
>> I THINK A WITNESS IS HUGE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY
CONVINCING.
>> James: LET'S GO TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE AND ASK THEM
QUESTIONS HERE, WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO.
>> LET'S GO TO NATE WHO IS EITHER HUGE OR HE IS HOLDING THE
WORLD'S TINIEST BONGOS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
>> James: IS THAT A SET OF BONGOS YOU'VE GOT THERE, NATE?
>> YES, THEY ARE.
>> James: CAN I ASK A QUESTION, I DON'T WANT THIS TO
SEEM RUDE, NATE, WHO CAN'T PLAY THE BONGOS?
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE I WAS FIVE SO I GUESS EVERYONE.
>> James: I THINK EVERYBODY PLAYED THE BONGOS AT FIVE,
DIDN'T THEY?
IT'S.
>> PRETTY SURE YOU ARE RIGHT.
>> James: OKAY NATE, OKAY, OKAY.
ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT TO TALK TO HERE, ROB.
>> LET'S SEE WHAT ROBERTA HAS GOT GOING ON.
>> James: ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW HERE?
>> I WOULD ASK YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT GROUP DID IAN ANDERSON PLAY
FOR?
>> OH PLEASE.
JUT RO TULL, MY FAVORITE.
I PLAYED ALMOST EF LEE-- EVERY ONE OF THOSE SONGS, I LOVE THEM.
>> James: I WILL TELL YOU, ROB, AND IT'S A KNOWN THING AT
THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" THAT ROBERTA IS A FIRST CLASS LIAR.
SO LIKE THAT, I SHOULD JUST LET YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE I KNOW
THAT YOU WHAT YOU JUST SAW, IT FELT SO BLEEIVEL.
LET'S MOVE ON.
ANYONE ELSE, ROB, THAT YOU LIKE THE LOOK OF HERE?
>> I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK.
YOU KNOW THESE CULPRITS.
YOU KNO THESE CHARACTERS.
>> James: WELL, LET'S GO TO TERRENCE WHO I HAVE TO SAY,
LOOKS LIKE HE'S HOLDING A TUBA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.
>> HEY JAMES, HI ROB.
>> James: THIS IS A TUBA RIGHT.
>> YES, THIS IS A CON TRA-BASE TUBA.
>> TERRENCE, WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO WOODSHED.
>> I DON'T KNOW, WHERE DO I-- I DON'T.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON EITHER.
IF YOU AT HOME ARE CONFUSED BUT ROB LOWE SOUNDS LIKE HE IS.
>> IF YOU WERE A REAL HORN PLAYER YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THE
PHRASE WOODSHEDDING.
NOW I'M DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS.
>> James: LET'S GO TO MELVIN.
HOW ARE YOU, MELVIN?
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> I'M DOING EXCELLENT, GREAT, GREAT.
>> James: NOW TALK US THROUGH WHAT YOU HAVE GOT IN FRONT OF
YOU HERE, MELVIN.
>> THIS HERE IS AN 82 KEY PIANO THAT I GOT FROM A-- .
>> James: ROB LOWE, DO WE BELIEVE HIM?
>> I LIKE THE CALLBACK.
HE WENT FOR THAT.
IS IT ANY DIFFERENT THAN A SINCLAVIER REASONS NOT AT ALL T
IS ACTUALLY THE SAME THING.
>> James: LET'S GO TO STEVE WHO LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD PLAY
GUITAR.
WALKED AROUND THE PLACE LIKE HE PLAYS GUITAR.
BUT HAS THE RHYTHM AND MUSICALITY OF A SIX YEAR OLD.
SO WHO IS YOUR INFLUENCES, STEVE?
>> INFLUENTIAL -- INFLUENTIALS ARE SO MANY.
BUT I GUESS I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH THE BIG ONE, JIMI
HENDRICKS.
HE WAS PROBABLY MY FIRST.
>> JAMES, HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT HIM USING SUCH A PLAT ANTLEY
OBVIOUS REFERENCE LIKE JIMMY-- JIMI HENDRICKS, DO WE
FEEL LIKE-- .
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, THERE ARE A FEW HE COULD HAVE GONE
WITH.
BUT I BELIEVE THE HERND RISK OF IT ALL-- HENDRIX.
IS HE EVEN DOING A MOVE LIKE-- HE IS VERY SIMILAR TO
ROBERTA IN THAT HE IS A KNOWN LIAR.
AND I WILL SAY,-- IT IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH NOW, ROB.
WE HAVE GOT TO START PAIRING THIS DOWN.
WHO DO YOU THINK CAN PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS?
>> WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, WHO CAN'T PLAY THE BONGO.
I GOT TO SAY NATE CAN PLAY THOSE.
BECAUSE ANYBODY CAN PLAY, RIGHT.
AM I WRONG?
NATE, CAN YOU PLAY THE BONGOS.
>> HOLD ON.
I GOT BIGGER ONES.
>> James: HANG ON A MINUTE, IT'S PERCUSSION, IT'S FULL
DRUMS.
♪ >> James: NATE, THAT WAS SO
IMPRESSIVE.
JUST WAIT THERE ONE MINUTE, SORRY NATE, SORRY, ROB.
HEY, YES, NO, I JUST SAW IT.
WE CAN FIRE GUILLERMO.
OKAY, JUST LET HIM KNOW, OR TEXT HIM.
ALL RIGHT.
NATE, THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
WELL DONE.
ALL RIGHT, THAT IS ONE DUN.
ROB, WHAT IS YOUR SECOND PICK.
WHO HERE DO YOU THINK CAN PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS.
>> I FEEL LIKE ROBERTA FEELS LIKE I COULD PICTURE HER IN THE
HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA PLAYING THAT FLUTE.
>> James: ROBERTA CAN YOU PLAY THE FLUTE?
I TOLD YOU SHE IS A PHENOMENAL LIAR.
>> GOT ME.
>> James: ROBERTA YOU EVEN MADE ME, WHEN YOU HELD IT WITH
THE THING, I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD.
ALL RIGHT, ROB, SO YOU GOT ONE RIGHT, ONE WRONG, IT IS YOUR
FINAL PICK.
USE IT WISELY.
WHO OUT OF TERRENCE, DIANE, STEVE OR MELVIN DO YOU THINK CAN
PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENT.
>> I MEAN YOU GOT TO GO WITH DIANE AT THIS POINTS.
I MEAN THE LEVEL OF THE SPECIFICNESS, SPECIFICITY, I
CAN'T SAY THAT WRD, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
>> James: YES.
>> THE DETAIL WITH WHICH YOU SPOKE OF THAT WERE MIND BLOWING.
AND EITHER YOU READ IT OFF WIKIPEDIA OR YOU COULD PLAY THE
HELL OUT OF THAT THING.
>> James: DIANE, CAN YOU PLAY THE CORA?
>> WIKIPEDIA.
>> James: DIANE, THAT IS TERRIBLE.
AGAIN, SENSATIONAL CONFIDENCE IN THE WAY YOU WERE DESCRIBING
THAT.
>> TOTALLY.
I AM AS GOOD AS THIS GAME AS I AM PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE.
>> James: OKAY.
WELL, LET'S SEE WHO ELSE CAN PLAY, STEVE, CAN YOU PLAY.
TAKE IT AWAY.
♪ >> James: STEVE, THAT WAS
INCREDIBLE.
MELVIN, CAN YOU PLAY, TAKE IT AWAY.
♪.
>> YEAH.
>> James: SOME REAL TALENT THERE.
AND FINALLY TERRENCE, CAN YOU PLAY?
>> James: ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.
TERRIBLE.
THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR PLAYING.
THAT WAS CAN THEY PLAY.
GUYS, I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL, ALL SIX OF YOU TO PLAY US OUT TO
BREAK.
OKAY?
TAKE IT AWAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
♪