John's team you want to go first what do you think that they should be talking about this
week well what are the things that's affecting my world is all the sadness of all the High Street
shops closing so I think that's probably one of the things so habitat going and Thornton's
going and Jane Norman and all these shops and it's uh very depressing it's sad and I used to
work habitat they used to work out habitat I used to sell sofas at habitat did you not very
well clearly let's come downhill because I left ah so probably shops are closing down and it's
very sad other than the [ __ ] that used to be my manager at habitat has now been sacked yes
Look At Me Now [Laughter] what she's fat sorry what if she's fat and then you said
oh look at me now you should need to go and help her I think I'm a style is not a magician
oh no you didn't come on eight out of Ten Cuts just to slam an unemployed tension
good on you yeah absolutely yeah by the way if you're watching
I'm gonna kill your cats [Laughter]
what are you doing what is it three clicks did you do that one
you look you look a little bit special at the best of times
let's get back to the High Street hello so the other ones have gone a bit so Thorntons
have gone out of business habitat I've gone as we said Comet I've gone carpet right I've gone
so carpet right actually gonna have a closing down sale because they've they've Cried Wolf
one few times would be we're having a sale no really this is a good sale but this
but this time they mean it coffee sell carpet because it's your brain just can't cope with
seeing carpet like on the wall and in a book they should have carpet shoes shouldn't they so it's
like you put your foot into a piece of carpet and it fits like a shoe and you walk around
and you go that's what it would look like what do
you think about that I think you're right is it too late
shopping on a High Street well I don't I'm shop in Fultons because I don't eat chocolate
so so that's gone it's 140 shops and uh 20 000 shops but yeah don't worry about that
no one matters as much because you're not affected I used to love Jay no man I can't
believe that's closing down Gene normally I couldn't get my tits in those clothes so I'm
quite glad it's shutting you've got a high Street shop haven't you Amy my friend does
it but she's on the show The Only Way is Essex the only way is Essence yeah
I wanted to mention that actually it's not the only way there's a better way foreign
azzles and they come in and tell me all their life stories
why don't I come down because I don't have a vagina
the pigeons are when a boy has it this is when you put the oh surely you should call it glitter balls
well I don't do that what's a vajazzle they take a twinkle cave and they decorate around
the top of the twinkle cave with a few little shiny things Sean it's delightful
and it's called the jazzo what no I don't understand they decorate it yes they do you
know because sometimes when you look at one you go it's a bit dull isn't it yeah
let me see what you what you can do you can do them at home I'm sure yours are
much better but you can do it at home where you just put a bit of like pre-stick on
a bit of glitter on but you always have to do it over like a bit of newspaper
because it's expensive could you do it with that could you use dried pasta and stuff and lentils
is one of the most talked about things this week [Music]
is the news that several High Street stores face closure Clinton cards is
in trouble so I popped into Hallmark to get the Missouri or closing card
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