Whoa!
We're in uh...
...Paris.
Wow!
- I want to be on Mars. - Yeah, let's go to Mars.
Guys, first violinist to play violin on Mars.
Yeah, that's right.
Just kidding!
Today, we will be playing violin in VR Chat.
So this is our first time trying VR Chat,
let's see what happens.
Uh, what's gonna happen is
I'm gonna jump into the game,
- Eddy's just gonna be in the back. - Yeah.
I'll play violin whenever appropriate.
Yeah, yeah...
We'll see.
Alright, let's go.
Hey avatar—
Oh.
Ling Ling.
Brett: How do I do this? Eddy: Whoa!
That's so cool, you're like "I, Robot".
Brett: Why...why is that one...
Brett: Aha! Eddy: Wrong way, turn your hand—
Eddy: Ayy!!! Brett: Yeah!!!
- Oh, okay, that's enough. - Alright.
Brett: Dude, who do I wanna be?
I can be anyone I want in this world.
Blonde girl.
Brett: Ah, look at my ears.
Brett: Wow.
Okay, I'm gonna go to...
What the f***...
Let's go to Japan!
Eddy: Whoa, we're in Japan! Brett: Hel—
Player: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Oh my god!
Hi.
Players: Hello.
Player: Hello.
Yeah, guys. Do you guys wanna...jam?
Pick an anime music.
Player 1: Ohh. Player 2: The Melancholy from Haruhi Suzumiya.
Brett: Suzumiya?
Do you guys like it, or no?
Player 1: Mm-hmm. Player 2: Wow.
Player: Amazing.
That was so unenthusiastic.
Player: Amazing!
Brett: That was...
Brett: Whoa, you gave me likes.
I want more likes, please validate my existence.
Let me play you uh, Howl's Moving Castle.
Guy in a wheelchair—oh!
That's it.
Can I get paid in dopamine and serotonin please?
We don't work for free.
Brett: Thank you.
Brett: Yeah, throw me money.
Brett: Money, money, money.
Brett: Money, money. Eddy: What the f...?
Player: Hmm.
Brett: No, that—what is that?
Do you have money?
Brett: Ding ding!
Brett: Yeah! Player: Go!
Player: Yo. Brett: Oh my god. I'm rich!
Dude, that was a good audience.
Eddy: Oh, so cute!
Eddy: Look at you going...oh my god.
- Oh, it bends my knees! - Dude, you're so kawaii.
Alright, here we go.
What's our goal? We gotta play uh, classical mu—
- We got to get them to listen to classical music. - Yes.
Brett: Thanos!
Player: What's up?
Do you want to hear some music?
Player: Um...
Player: No.
Brett: I can play Mozart for you.
Player: No, no, I'm fine.
Yeah, that's right, because you're evil.
Get out of my face.
Player: Yes, I would like to hear some...
I'm gonna play the violin for you!
Player: Sure.
Brett: Bet you can't do that.
Player: Uh...
Player: Alright.
Brett: Are you a virus?
Brett: Just kidding.
Brett: Oh god, it is.
Eddy: What?
Brett: It looks freaky.
Player: Get out of here.
Player: G E T O U T O F H E R E .
Okay, sorry.
Brett: Tea, I've got something for you.
Name a song and I'm gonna play it.
I play violin very well.
Player: Something...
Player: ...emo.
Something emo...?
Here we go, something emo.
Player: Yes, that's so sad, I'm crying.
Player: I'm crying...! *cries*
Player: Play some music, play some music!
Player: Who can play music? Brett: I'll...I'll play music, me!
Me, I'll play music!
I play violin!
Player: Not a violin, not a violin.
Player 1: I need bass, I need bass. Player 2: What...what kind...
- I need bass, I need the hit! - What...what kind of music?
Player 1: I need the f***ing hit!
Player 2: Oh my god, it's funny.
Player: Ugh, it's horrible!
Player: It's horrible.
Player: I mean,
Player: it's good for violin,
Player: but damn, not the time.
Player: Not the time!
Player: No, go away, you...
Player: ...pervert.
Player: Get off me.
Player: What?
Brett: Oh, he kind of likes it.
Player: Okay.
Player: Oh, running through my mind all night, like...
Player 1: Alright! Player 2: That's cool.
Thank you, Pinhead.
At least you respect violin.
I'll play you Tchaikovsky!
Player 1: Alright. Player 2: No, boring!
Yeah, you jamming!
Brett: I know you like classical music.
Brett: Okay.
Money.
Player: That's really good.
Player: I don't have any money.
You have no money?!
Player: I have money!
Brett: Oh, money!
Yes, the arts needs funding, please!
Player: Okay.
Brett: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'll play you another piece.
What do you guys want?
Player: What's your favorite piece?
Brett: Oh, I'll play your a Brahms, Hungarian Dance.
Brett: Ready? Number five.
Brett: Yeah!
Brett: Thank you, thank you, thank you! Player: Nice!
Player: I can't really clap.
Player: Geez.
Player: Now I'm slamming my controllers together.
Okay.
Guys, last piece, and I'm gonna go.
What do you guys want to hear?
Player: I'm not sure.
Brett: What do you want to hear?
Player: I don't wanna hear anything.
Brett: What do you want to hear?
Player: I don't really care.
Player: I don't care.
Coffin dance!
Brett: Oh, they're jamming!
Brett: Look at the banana!
Brett: Yeah!
Ohh!
Player 1: Hell yeah.
Player 2: Yeah!!! Player 3: Nice.
Money money money money!
Okay, one more piece.
Player: Oh, wow, nice!
Player: Okay, see you, bye, bubble tea forever!
Bye bye, everyone.
Player: Bye bye!
Player 1: Don't touch her! Player 2: Thank you!
Player: Your violin playing was very pleasant.
Thank you. I am a violinist.
Alright guys, that is it for today.
Did you guys enjoy it?
It was very interesting, very
I N T E R E S T I N G
things happening in VR Chat.
If you liked this episode, let us know.
We'll see you guys next time.