WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK WITH MORE JASON SUDEIKIS.
JASON, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
THE BALCONY STOOD UP FOR YOU AND THE DOWNSTAIRS WAS, LIKE, WE'RE
NOT REALLY THAT INTO IT.
(LAUGHTER) JASON, I'VE REALLY ENJOYED THIS
INTERVIEW SO FAR.
BUT LISTEN, WE'RE OLD HANDS AT THE INTERVIEW BIZ.
NOT MUCH OF A CHALLENGE.
>> NOT REALLY.
>> Stephen: LET'S MAKE ATE LITTLE MORE DANGEROUS.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: YEAH?
YEAH.
I FEEL LIKE I BARELY STARTED GETTING WARMED UP, BUT, YEAH,
SURE.
>> Stephen: WE'LL PLAY A NEW GAME.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: WE IMPROVISE AN ENTIRE INTERVIEW ABOUT A PROJECT
OF YOURS TOTALLY MADE UP.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
BRENDAN, WAVE.
SAY HI.
BRENDAN'S DOWN HERE.
HAS A SEIZURE OF THINGS HE'LL GIVE US.
>> FULLY CLOTHED.
>> Stephen: IF YOU CALL A G-STRING FULLY CLOTHED.
>> I DO.
(LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: HE'LL HAND ME A
SERIES OF THINGS, BOOKS, MOVIE CLIPS, THINGS CELEBRITIES TALK
ABOUT ALL THE TIME.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THEM IS OR ABOUT, AND THEN WE'LL
PROMOTE THE HELL OUT OF WHATEVER PROJECTS THESE ARE.
READY?
>> LIKE A RIPE AVENUE K5DO THIS IS "THE LATE SHOW INTERVIEW
PIT."
♪ PLEASE WELCOME JASON SUDEIKIS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> GOOD TO BE SEEN.
>> Stephen: SO EXCITED ABOUT THE ANGRY BIRDS.
>> SO MANY THINGS GOING ON.
YOU HAVE ANOTHER MOVIE PROJECT.
THAT YOU'D LIKE TO PROMOTE?
YEAH.
(LAUGHTER) IT'S CALLED...
JASON SUDEIKIS IT'S PERVERT TO NERVERT, EROTIC STUNT MAN, BASED
ON A TRUE STORY.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME AT THE XXX GAMES.
>> Stephen: FANTASTIC.
IF YOU HATE TO SEE GENITAL MUTILATION, I WOULD NOT GO SEE
IT.
BUT IT'S TOTALLY OKAY TO LISTEN TO.
I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE SEQUEL AS WELL.
>> Stephen: OH.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: CAN'T WAIT.
THIS I UNDERSTAND YOU WIN AT THE XXX GAMES, BUT YOU'RE UNMANNED
BY GETTING YOUR -- >> WIENIE.
MY WIENIE.
>> Stephen: -- YOUR WIENIE CAUGHT IN YOUR DIRT BIKE.
>> YOU REMEMBER WHEN EVERYBODY USED TO SAY SHOW ME THE MONEY?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
IT'S NOW, OH, NO, NOT MY WIENIE!
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: I'M SO IMPRESSED.
YOU ALSO HAVE A NEW BOOK OUT CALLED "THE SMALLEST HORSE IS
KING: LESSONS FROM MY LIFE AMONGST THE DONKEYS."
YOU WERE IN CHILE FOR MANY YEARS LIVING AMONGST THE DONKEYS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: DON-KESS, THEY SAY.
>> YEAH, I WAS A DONKEY DENTIST.
>> Stephen: SO TRAGICALLY OVERLOOKED.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND YOU HAVE A FOUNDATION DEDICATED TO DONKEY
ORTHODONTICS, I UNDERSTAND.
>> DONKEYBRACES.org.
DONKEYDONTIA.
>> Stephen: LET'S PUT THAT UP ON THE SCREEN SO WE CAN RAISE
SOME MONEY FOR THAT.
(APPLAUSE) >> THESE DONKEYS, THEY'RE EATING
ANYTHING.
THEY EAT CANS, HUMAN BONES.
THEY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FIGURE.
>> Stephen: VERY FEW PEOPLE KNOW THE HUMAN BONE THING.
PEOPLE ASSUME DONKEYS AREN'T CARNIVORES, BUT THEY ARE.
>> THEY DON'T EAT THE MEET.
THEY ONLY EAT THE BONES.
>> Stephen: STILL.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM JACKASSES
(LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: I'M TOLD THERE IS
A CLIP OF PERVERT TO NERVERT.
JIM, PLEASE?
>> YOU WANT ME TO SET IT UP?
(NOISY SOUND EFFECTS) >> Stephen: WOW.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YOU CUT IT OFF BEFORE THE
CATCH FRIES, OH, NO, NOT MY WIENIE!
>> Stephen: YOU DO YOUR OWN STUNTS?
>> I DO.
THEY CUT THEM OUT.
HUBRIS.
>> Stephen: DID YOU ACTUALLY LOSE YOUR WIENIE MAKING THIS
MOVIE?
>> NO, WE TOOK IT OFF, SOMEONE HELD IT IN PROPS.
>> Stephen: AND PUT ON A REMOVABLE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: FORETHAWVMENT CONGRATULATIONS ON THE MOVIE,
THE BOOK AND THE WIENIE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: INCREDIBLE.
REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Stephen: LET'S ALL SAY HIS
CATCH PHRASE, ONE, TWO, THREE!
OH, NO, NOT MY WIENIE!
JASON, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> LIKEWISE.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
FANTASTIC.
FIND OUT WHY THE BIRDS ARE SO ANGRY.
THE ANG ATHE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
JASON SUDEIKIS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.