- OK, so we're on a check welfare.
That's a 30-year-old male unable to stand, it appears.
Let's pull past him.
I'll wait for her to go by.
- [inaudible]
- It looks like he's got a little intoxication on board.
[inaudible] 207 alarm.
- How you doing?
- Good.
I don't need your guys' help.
- OK.
Well, we kind of saw you walking.
And somebody saw you walking as well,
and they kind of saw you kind of staggering a little bit,
looking like you might need some help.
So--
- I hurt my leg at work.
- OK.
- I turned it sideways.
- All right, so that's what's cau--
- I'm just going up the street.
- OK. All right.
- Hey, you mind if I put this on your finger?
- What happened? - Where's, uh--
- Can I put this on your finger?
- And what's up the street?
He's just gonna put something on?
Do you mind if we check you out?
Do you mind if we check your vitals?
- No, I don't want to pay for it.
There's no charge.
This is all free, buddy. - OK.
- Yeah, no, no.
There's no charge right now.
So you mind if we check you out?
Kinda look at you, check your blood pressure.
- I would prefer not to.
- OK, that's fine.
We don't have to check you out.
That's fine.
Let's stand you up.
You been drinking today at all?
- Uh, yes.
[inaudible]
But yeah, no, I'm fine.
I just have to go right up the street, up over here.
- Yes.
- Is that where you're staying?
- Not too far.
- See, so that's our concern right there.
You can't even hold--
- That's not just your knee, to be perfectly honest.
- To be honest, it's my knee.
I just can't stand on it.
- We feel we let you go on about your business
like how you have, you're gonna fall,
you're gonna injure yourself even further, right?
Right?
And this has nothing to do with your knee.
This has everything to do with the fact
that you might drank a little too much.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
- OK.
- So what we want to do is we want to get you home safely.
That's the only thing we want to do.
- I feel like it's not your guys' thing.
- It is our thing now.
- Are you OK if we walk with you?
Are you OK--
- No, I'm not cause I watch "Grey's Anatomy,"
and I know that you guys try to--
- That's all we--
- --more of a situation.
I would be fined.
- Two options.
One, we can walk with you-- get you home--
or the one we can force you to the hospital.
- Or you can just leave me alone.
- We can't do that.
I gave you the two options.
- I think-- I think the walking home is the best option
for you, so let's just start walking home.
- Please just leave me alone.
- We're going to walk with you, OK?
So that's the only--
- No, that's stupid.
Leave me alone.
- Let's just get you home.
- You guys are wasting your time.
- Nope.
We're doing exactly what we're supposed to be doing.
- What the-- [bleep]
--am I paying taxes for?
For you guys to do this?
- Yep.
Whoop, there we are.
All right.
- Good? - Ready?
Ready?
Up, 1, 2, 3.
All right.
- You're good, Buddy.
- Can you just leave already?
It seems like a waste of time.
- I'm not having this conversation with you anymore.
We're going to walk you to your door,
and we're going to make sure you get into your house.
And that's the end of that story, OK?
We didn't want him to continue to walk any further
and hurt himself.
He was already injured from work.
Right now, it's hot.
You know, this is Arizona summer.
So just being in contact with this sidewalk
for a couple of seconds could blister your skin pretty fast.
- Take care of yourself, all right?
- We accomplished what we wanted to accomplish
was to get him home safely.
Once he sobers up, he has a better recollection
of what happened.
So we'll see.