- Something about DIY, something about Japan,
something about candy.
- Oh we're making toys out of candy.
- Are we making... toilets?
- No?
(inquisitive tunes)
- We're gonna make some candy!
- Yup, that. Why did you sound it like Billy Ray Cyrus?
(gasping)
- Yes, I love this! - Oh my god!
- I like assembling things. - Oh we are gonna fight, oof.
- We're gonna have a piece of roll up, fruit roll up
and we're gonna origami it.
- Oh.
- And we're gonna eat it.
(inquisitive music)
- Oh my god! - Popin Cookie!
- I would have loved them when I was a kid.
(squealing)
- Oh my god, all right. - Oh my god!
- I have hare eyes right now, ching ching!
(inquisitive music)
- So cute and so fun.
That is exactly what I would say about it,
that's like a direct Éadaoin quote,
so cute and so fun.
- Éadaoin is actually fifty percent anime character.
(inquisitive tunes)
- These look vile, like they look--
- What are you talking about, they look delicious,
what are you talking about?
- I don't like sweet things, but as well as that,
they look like they're gonna end up that size,
like they're gonna be barbie doll desserts.
- They're little tiny little things.
- [Instructor] There's instructions on the back.
- Whoa, we can't just free style it?
(squealing)
- Cute, yes. - Nice, digging the packaging.
- Time for some pig chess.
- Oh no it's like Ikea furniture
and you just have to like putting it all out there.
Where do I begin?
- No first of all add water
til the cup is filled half full.
Can I make a suggestion, yeah.
- Vanilla cream powder.
- Strawberry cream powder.
- Oooh.
- Wait I'll read it, oh no I can't read.
Like I can read I just don't have my glasses.
- Add water to the cup until it is half full.
- I've done that.
- Great, check.
- Add powder from the orange packet.
- Okay.
- Did it say how long it should take?
- Or does it tell us what to fucking do?
- I feel like we're only gonna get
like one cookie out of this,
in this whole box.
- It doesn't say how much.
- Can you open this for me please?
- Yep.
- There's only gonna be one cookie,
is that what's gonna happen?
- This is nuts.
- No but look, there's--
- This is not gonna be anything.
- No okay, look, front side, so that's the front side.
- Imagine having to do this for your lunch everyday,
you'd be like, oh Jesus mom, just gimme a sandwich.
- Do you want me to cut this in half?
- No cause I'm gonna make a chocolate one.
- Oh there's two!
- Why am I having a panic attack?
- No but well this is gonna taste like shit,
you know that, yeah?
- Okay, next, make the Ramen toppings,
boiled egg and a Naruto.
Great show.
- It feels cool though.
- It's like rubber.
- It's kinda like play-do.
- Oh my god it bounces.
- I'm not having fun at this Playtime at all.
- What's wrong with ya, you're grand!
- Pork, pork, pork.
- Mix, mix mix.
- Pork, pork, pork.
- Mix, mix, mix.
- This can't be good for you,
it must be gluten-free or something cause it's weird.
- Careful.
- I'm being careful, what are you talking about?
- If you go any harder,
you're getting rid of all the flavor.
- I'm--
- Be careful!
- I'm doing it right.
- It's just, it's not looking great so far.
- No.
- But it'll get there.
- This is hard work, why would you give this to kids?
- And like they cut could themselves, cause I could.
- You roll it in your hands like you did, my apologies,
and you take a little bit off and you put it in there.
That's yeah, you're doing that.
- If this goes to shit, it's your fault,
cause you're the--
- I'm the reader?
- The captain of the ship.
- We're actually doing better than most.
- Are we?
- Mix until what, what was the?
- Mix until creamy.
- Creamy, this looks pretty creamy to me, I don't know.
- Until creamy. - What do you think?
- I would not give this to my kids in a million years,
they'd have to sit in their room in bits.
- Ding ding.
- Take that Justine and Shannon
and Dermot and Bláithín, is having a hope.
- Why is this thing?
- I'm gonna put the vanilla in now.
- All right.
- Oh I think we made a mistake.
- All is worth for nothing.
(mimicking fiddles)
- Why did we have to put it in,
why can't we just mix all this together anyway?
(mimicking fiddles in tandem)
- You're messing it up!
- Just put it--
- No you're messing it--
- What are you doing?
(continued fiddle mimicking)
- John.
- Oh, hello, gyoza!
- Right get us the cake, quick.
- There it is, it's right there.
It hasn't moved. - Cake, STAT!
- The cake has not moved.
- I feel like the other couples are gonna have more fun
because of how competitive Dermot's getting about this.
- I'm not getting competitive.
(laughing)
- What are these noises?
- Ah, sprinkles make everything better.
Oh my god mine is stunning!
- Are you all right?
- It's Ramen.
- No it's not!
- No no no, squeeze from the top, what are you doing?
- That's what I'm doing.
- No you weren't. - I was.
- No you weren't.
- That's, it was.
(disappointed grunt)
- Right ima get me flower out now.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- I'm sorry but if we could get a closeup of this
with the box, look at that,
that is the same fucking thing.
- I can't deal with how amazing this looks.
We've got Mango pudding, we've got our spring rolls
and our gyozas.
- [John] Those are stuffed gyozas before you guys ask,
that's not just dough, that's full of gyo-dough,
you know what I'm saying?
- Look, crumbs.
- I forgot about the crumbs.
- It's pretty good.
It's not the worst.
- That's okay, yeah
(laughing)
- They're all that, it tastes like donkey crap.
- It looks great though.
- It's the most weirdest texture ever,
I've never experienced it before, but I like it.
- It's like if you ate play-do.
- Good heavens, what is that?
- Go on, go on, okay fine.
- No I wasn't kidding.
- Oh god these are, oh god, what is that though?
- Look out.
- You know you could just buy a ready made snack.
- And one that's nice as well.
- I think we did a good job.
- Yeah for first time round.
- You're not even joking, you love this.
- I loved it, can I have the other four
packets behind you, please?
- If we could do it all again,
we'd probably do it differently.
We might even open this bag
and see what this has to offer.
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- Bláithín how are you?
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