NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M HERE WITH REGGIE WATTS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, REGGIE, YOU AND I HAVE
WORKED TOGETHER FOR MORE THAN FOUR YEARS, NOW, AND I THINK
IT'S NO EXAGGERATION TO SAY THAT YOU ARE THE MOST ELIGIBLE BAND
LEADER IN LATE NIGHT TELEVISION.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING, YOU'RE
STYLISH, YOU'RE ERUDITE, YOU'RE GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME-- WHICH
SPEAKS VERY HIGHLY OF YOU.
>> Reggie: THAT IS TRUE.
>> James: BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU WORK A LOT.
YOU WORK TIRELESSLY.
YOU ARE HERE FOR UPWARDS OF SIX HOURS A WEEK, YOU KNOW.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) IT'S DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO FIND
THE TIME TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, AND YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE
IDEA FOR US TO HELP YOU ON YOUR QUEST TO FIND TRUE LOVE.
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, WE THOUGHT WE'D PLAY A LITTLE GAME.
ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: THEN IT'S TIME TO PLAY "WATTS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH
IT."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A DATING GAME TO FIEND OUT WHO'S GOT THE
HOTS FOR -- >> REGGIE WATTS!
>> James: BEFORE WE MEET OUR THREE MYSTERY WOMEN, REGGIE, PUT
THESE ON.
>> Reggie: OKAY.
>> James: TIME TO MEET OUR THREE BACHELORETTES!
FIRST UP, SHE'S A VOICE ACTOR FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, WILL
YOU PLEASE WELCOME ASHLEIGH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TAKE A SEAT.
NEXT UP, SHE'S A HAIR STYLIST AND SALON OWNER FROM PHOENIX,
ARIZONA, PLEASE WELCOME AMELIA!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FINALLY, SHE'S AN EMPLOYMENT
LAWYER FROM IRVINE, CALIFORNIA PLEASE WELCOME TANEEN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW ARE YOU?
TAKE A SEAT!
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!
OKAY!
HERE WE GO!
ALL RIGHT, REGGIE, I CAN TAKE THESE FROM YOU NOW.
OKAY.
REGGIE, READY TO FIND TRUE LOVE?
>> SURE.
>> James: GREAT.
REG, YOU ARE GOING TO ASK TWO QUESTIONS.
BASED ON THOSE ANSWERS YOU WILL PICK ONE OF THOSE CONTESTANTS TO
TAKE ON A WROTE MANETTIC DATE THIS EVENING.
DOES IT MAKE SENSE?
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: OKAY, REGGIE, WHAT IS YOUR FIRST QUESTION?
>> Reggie: DO YOU WANT ME TO ASK IT NOW?
>> James: YES.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: WHERE -- UH --
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT KIND OF, LIKE -- NO.
HEY.
HI.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE -- WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEA OF A GREAT
PLACE TO GO AND RELAX, AND WHAT WOULD THE CIRCUMSTANCES BE?
>> James: LET'S TAKE THAT TO CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE.
WHERE WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO GO AND RELAX AND WHAT WOULD THE
CIRCUMSTANCES BE?
>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WE COULD GO TO, LIKE, A MASSAGE PLACE.
THAT'S WHERE PEOPLE RELAX, RIGHT?
YEAH.
AND THE CIRCUMSTANCES, UH, TO GET A MASSAGE!
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> James: THANK YOU FOR THAT.
OKAY.
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO, WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO GO AND
RELAX AND WHAT WOULD THE CIRCUMSTANCES BE?
>> UH, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PROBABLY A PARK NEAR MY HOUSE,
PROBABLY WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE AND A BLANKET AND MY DOG, AND IT
WOULD KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE BECAUSE I COULD WALK MY
DOG, BUT ALSO -- >> James: GET DRUNK, LIE DOWN.
I GET IT.
I LIKE IT.
AND CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE, WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD DATE TO GO
ON TO RELAX, AND WHAT WOULD THE CIRCUMSTANCES BE?
>> WELL, UH, REGGIE, IF YOU'RE DOWN, MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE
MOON?
( LAUGHTER ) AND, UH, I ACTUALLY HEARD ON NPR
THERE'S A LOT OF ASTRONAUT FECES UP THERE, SO WE COULD MAYBE GIVE
THEM A HAND WITH THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> WOW.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IT'S A MIXED BAG,
REG, I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: YEAH.
WELL, I MEAN -- >> James: I MEAN, IN TERMS
OF -- YOU MAY HAVE MET YOUR MATCH.
THAT'S WHAT I'LL SAY.
( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT, REGGIE, WHAT IS YOUR
SECOND QUESTION?
>> Reggie: ARE YOU INTO NAPS?
AND IF SO, WHAT ARE THE PERFECT CONDITIONS FOR A NAP?
>> James: THAT'S A QUESTION.
ALL RIGHT.
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, ARE YOU INTO NAPS --
>> YES.
>> James: -- AND WHAT IS THE PERFECT PLACE TO NAP?
>> I WOULD COZY UP RIGHT IN REGGIE'S ARM PIT BECAUSE HE'S
GOT NICE PHYSIQUE AND I FEEL LIKE IF I WERE TO CURL UP IN HIS
ARM PIT WITH HIS NICE ARM WRAPPED AROUND ME, UM, THAT
WOULD BE A PERFECT CONDITION FOR A NICE, LONG NAP.
>> James: GOT IT.
OH!
>> RIGHT?
>> James: I HEAR YOU!
YES, YES!
>> James: OKAY, CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO, ARE YOU A FAN OF
NAPS, AND, IF SO, WHAT DO YOU NEED TO NAP?
>> I'M A FAN OF NAPS, BUT I'M A BIG FAN TO HAVE THE POWER NAP.
30 MINUTE TOPS NAP, LIGHT BLANKET WITH THE FAN GOING SO
IT'S NICE AND COOL AND THEN USUALLY PREFER TO LAY WITH MY
DOG, LIKE, IN MY LEG AREA, JUST, YOU KNOW --
>> James: YEAH, I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
ALL RIGHT, CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE.
ARE YOU A FAN OF NAPS AND, IF SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE TO NAP?
>> TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, THE REALEST THING I CAN SAY IS THAT,
FOR ME, A NAP IS ACTUALLY MORE WATCHING TV.
LIKE I SAY I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP, BUT I ACTUALLY JUST WATCH
TV.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH.
>> James: YOU CONSIDER A NAP BEING AWAKE...
( LAUGHTER ) >> I REAL WILL YOU CAN'T TAKE
NAPS, I HAVE TOO MUCH COFFEE ALL DAY, IT'S TOO HARD.
>> James: I'M GOB SMACKED THAT YOU MIGHT BE CAFFEINATED IN ANY
WAY.
( LAUGHTER ) SO YOU DON'T NAP, BUT IF YOU DO
NAP, YOU LIKE TO NAP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN WATCHING A PROGRAM OR
A FILM?
>> YEAH.
>> James: CRUSHED IT.
OKAY.
( APPLAUSE ) WELL, THERE WE ARE.
OKAY, REGGIE.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
YOU'VE ASK EACH OF THEM SOME QUESTIONS.
BASED ON WHAT YOU'VE HEARD, IT'S TIME TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BUT,
BEFORE YOU DO, HERE'S A QUICK REMINDER.
>> WILL YOU PICK NUMBER ONE?
SHE LOVES RUBBING DOWN AND COZYING UP, ESPECIALLY IN AN ARM
PIT.
OR WILL YOU PICK NUMBER TWO, WHETHER IT'S A WALK IN THE PARK
OR A POWER NAP?
SHE'S GOT TO HAVE HER DOG.
OR WILL YOU PICK NUMBER THREE, WHO NAPS WITH HER EYES OPEN
WHILE DREAMING OF MOON FECES.
THE DECISION IS YOURS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: OKAY!
SO THERE WE ARE.
IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
REGGIE, NUMBER ONE, NUMBER TWO OR NUMBER THREE?
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PICK?
( DRUM ROLL ) >> Reggie: WELL, I LIKE THE
VOICE OF NUMBER ONE.
SHE'S GOT A REALLY SUPER CUTE, CHARMING VOICE.
NUMBER TWO REALLY LIKES A DOG.
AND NUMBER THREE HAD SOME REALLY GOOD, GROUNDED, FUN-LOVING
ANSWERS.
I THINK -- GOSH, THIS IS SO HARD -- THREE?
>> James: NUMBER THREE!
BACHELORETTE NUMBER THREE!
CONGRATULATIONS!
BUT BEFORE YOU DO, LET'S MEET OUR OTHER CONTESTANTS.
ASHLEIGH, COME OUT AND SAY HI TO REGGIE!
THIS IS ASHLEIGH, NUMBER ONE!
NUMBER TWO FROM PHOENIX IS AMELIA!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING!
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!
OKAY, OKAY, REGGIE, THIS IS IT, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
YOU STAND JUST HERE.
OKAY, REGGIE -- >> Reggie: I DO.
>> James: -- PLEASE MEET -- REGGIE, PLEASE MEET YOUR DATE
TONIGHT, ALL THE WAY FROM IRVINE, CALIFORNIA, IT'S TANEEN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BOTH OF YOU!
IT IS NOW TIME TO SEND YOU ON YOUR DATE.
TONIGHT YOU WILL BE DINING IN ONE OF L.A.'S MOST EXCLUSIVE HOT
SPOTS.
I AM TALKING ABOUT THE CONFERENCE ROOM JUST DOWN THE
HALL.
HAVE FUN YOU TWO, AND WE'LL CHECK IN ON YOU LATER.
>> Reggie: THANK YOU.
>> James: REGGIE, AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY!
RIGHT THIS WAY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
BACK WITH DAVID OYELOWO AND ALFIE ALLEN!
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
NOW, JUST IN THIS ROOM HERE, REGGIE AND TANEEN HAVE BEEN
HAVING THEIR DATE.
WE'RE GOING TO GO IN, SEE HOW THEY'RE GETTING ON AND SEE IF
THEY'VE LIKED EACH OTHER OVER THIS EXPERIENCE.
COME WITH ME.
OKAY.
>> -- THE LADIES.
SO WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A RELAXING TIME?
>> James: HEY, GUYS.
HOW ARE WE DOING?
>> HEY!
>> James: ARE WE GOOD?
I'VE COME DOWN TO SEE YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WOW, YOU'VE CLEARLY BOTH REALLY ENJOYED THE CHICKEN.
>> IT'S SO GOOD.
SO DRY.
>> James: SO DRY.
HOW'S IT BEEN GOING?
BEEN GETTING ON WELL?
>> YEAH.
>> James: BEEN HAVING A NICE TIME?
>> SHE'S GROOVY.
>> James: GROOVY.
THAT IS A HIGH COMPLIMENT INDEED.
REG, I WANT YOU TO PUT THESE ON.
I'M GOING TO ASK TANEEN ALL ABOUT YOU SO YOU CAN'T HEAR.
>> OKAY, YOU GOT IT.
ARE YOU SURE HE CAN'T HEAR?
>> James: DEFINITELY.
I PROMISE YOU.
HOW HAS IT BEEN, GOOD?
>> I THINK HE'S NERVOUS.
>> James: OF COURSE HE'S NERVOUS.
HE'S ON A DATE RIGHT NOW, ON TV.
BUT YOU FELT NERVOUS BEFORE?
>> I MEAN, HE'S OBVIOUSLY COOL.
>> James: COOLEST MAN ON THE PLANET.
>> HE'S OBVIOUSLY A CATCH.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S STILL
SINGLE.
>> James: TANEEN, I AM LOVING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
>> LOOK AT HIM!
>> James: TAKE THESE OFF.
REG, YOU TAKE THESE OFF.
I'LL GIVE THESE TO TANEEN AND YOU TAKE THESE HERE.
TANEEN CAN'T HEAR.
TELL ME HONESTLY, HOW RE'S IT BEEN?
>> SHE'S SUPER RAD.
SHE'S REALLY COOL AND SHE'S GOT REALLY AMAZING EYES THAT GO INTO
YOUR SOUL.
>> James: THIS IS CRAZY.
I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE PERSON YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
WE FOUND HER IN THE SHOW!
( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN, TAKE
THOSE OFF NOW.
OKAY.
NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU BOTH NOW A QUESTION, AN IT'S JUST A
YES OR NO ANSWER.
I'M GOING TO COUNT YOU IN WITH A ONE, TWO, THREE AND YOU JUST SAY
AND BE HONEST.
>> OKAY.
>> James: THIS, OF COURSE, HAS NOT BEEN A REAL DATE WHICH IS
EVIDENT IN THE FACT THAT TANEEN YOU TOOK ONE BITE OF THIS DRY
CHICKEN AND THOUGHT I WOULD RATHER RUN INTO A BRICK WALL
RATHER THAN FINISH IT -- ( LAUGHTER )
-- BUT THE QUESTION I'M GOING TO ASK YOU NOW IS TANEEN, REGGIE --
>> Reggie: I DO.
>> James: -- WILL THERE BE A SECOND DATE?
ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> YES.
>> James: OH, I'VE GOT A DATE!
BACK ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
THIS IS AMAZING!
>> James: WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW.
LOVE IS IN THE AIR.
REGGIE?
TAKE US HOME.