ah so this is anopolis huh can't wait to
make some new friends in this cool
looking town uh hey how's it going
let uh all right good luck with that uh
hey how about you guys pretty sweet gear
you got on how long have you been
inis is anybody talking here what the
heck man I I just try to move to a
blaz every time there's always these
people trying
wa this shop is huge the amount of
weapons in here are insane we got
Shooters Chargers rollers the m250
caliber machine gun slau splatlings
BR wait M2 what uh doesn't this seem a
bit out of
place what if at least it looks cool yo
shopkeep I'll take this one all right
time to check the sweep weapon out it
seems like I'm the only one who has it
too watch out squidlings here I come to
Ink you up you you shot me oh oh oh
oh everything everything get fuzzy oh oh
I can't see color wow I've never seen
red ink before also one hit kill not
your weapons Nintendo jeez hey dude you
got any like SE Nails actually yeah I do
what are they for oh yeah ooh that's
some good right there um what do I
get for oh oh uh yeah yeah uh I I got uh
these shoes and uh let me see this
jacket there is pretty cool this jacket
here you're trading clothes for snails
yeah but but they're super clothes or
whatever oh come on I'm not buying it
what else you got in there you didn't
see
anything woo finally iing five minut to
load this time well whatever all right
guys let's do this are you guys ready 3
2 1
go
guys a damn
[Music]
it hello squs and kids splatfest is
coming up you know what that means hold
choose the team and fight for it to win
here's the Splat vest Choice say cats
and
dogs now we've got Pirates and
ninjas next we have Autobots versus
Decepticons Pips and
hoes forgotten bearded Pokémon versus a
bucket of
water oh man all the action is happening
on the other side of the map here I come
suckers hey y y'all we got another one
oh
gotcha no no no no no no no no no
no die it hurts it
[Applause]
hurts what a
[Music]
wimp guess who's back
huh looks like unlock the weapon let's
see wa seriously I got the arrow spray
sweet now let's just join the
game hey yeah okay I'm ready come at me
kids I've got the best gun in the
game this game sucks oh man painting and
splatting these stages can get pretty
exhausting what's a squid got to do for
a glass of water around here anyway wait
don't then again I've remember actually
seen anyone drink water so far I mean we
were practically Born to Live for water
well Bottoms
Up how what don't drink that it'll kill
you whoa really water oh well I'm glad
you warned me I could have
died
get now this is Pokémon the first
generation in 3 minutes let's begin in
the Magnificent land of kto odd and
Powerful creatures called Pokémon roam
alongside human beings in rela