What up internet, Corinne here. And guess what? I'm heading to Starbucks.
So you know what /that/ means. You're watching Corinne VS. Starbucks.
Gonna go get myself a Unicorn Frappuccino. Hopefully it's made of real unicorns.
Thank you (Other Lady: Yeah, Thank you.)
Yes, got my unicorn frappuccino~
Uh- Still unclear as to what the f*** is in here, but yolo right?
*snooty valley girl* Yeah, so I can only drink beverages that I match
It's really weird.
That's what it is:
Mango Syrup
So basically, it's like a mango syrup milkshake???
You know, honestly, It's just too f***ing sweet for me, it's like *gagging sounds*
Hold on, I'm gonna Instagram it real quick.
*camera sounds*
Does anyone else feel completely betrayed that there's no f***ing coffee in it?
At least some tea, something. You can put some maté in here.
I think I'm gonna have to recreate something of my own, My own concoction.
My stomach does not feel good y'all.
It's basically just milk and sugar.
I'm gonna need to take a unicorn Crap-puccino
*silence to let that one sink in*
Okay, now that I'm back home,
I'm even more pumped to try to figure out how to make this thing myself
because I just found out that one unicorn frappuccino
has the same amount of sugar in it as three Snickers bars.
Who needs caffeine when you can ingest three Snickers worth of sugar in one drink.
Whoo! Yes,
Now that I have a pretty solid sugar high kicking in,
let's get started shall we?
The first thing we're going to do is take our coconut milk and steep our maté in the coconut milk.
I also added some honey to this because I love honey,
and it's allergy time and I was told that using local honey can help with your allergies,
so that's what Imma do. I know it's not vegan anymore, and I'm sorry.
Hey, I like honey.
Please don't die bees!
Okay, I am going to let this steep for like 30 minutes, and it should be good to go.
Next up, we have the pink layer,
which I'm going to be making with oat? milk?
and this amazing beet juice supplement.
Yep, I'm just adding this oat milk and some of my beet juice supplement,
and look at this!
We have pink y'all!
F***in' pink!
I like it!
You can't beet this, you know what I'm sayin'?
You can beet a dumb f***in' dumb joke into the ground though.
Alrighty. I think that my Maté has been steeped thoroughly,
and you know what, this is sh*t right here tastes pretty f***in' good.
This is my new Maté latté creation!
and to achieve our blue color,
I'm going to be adding Spirulina.
This is a good sh*t right here.
You got to find yourself a good dealer to get this quality. *laughs* Yeah.
*deep, quick inhale* Okay, yes.
I'll also be adding a little bit of this food derived natural blue food coloring.
Looks pretty good.
And now, it's time for the fun sh*t.
We've got our blender here with some ice,
and I'm just going to pour our maté infusion in there and blend it up!
Next: Very gracefully,
like a unicorn pooping, I'm pouring the concoction into my cup.
Then, I'm just repeating this whole graceful process for the pink mixture.
To give it a little bit more pizzaz,
I'm going to put a few more drops of the blue food coloring in there.
If you really want to take it to the next level,
you top that sh*t with some whipped cream
and some edible gold, like a unicorn BOSS.
Okay, you know, I'll be the first to admit that
this doesn't look /exactly/ like the Starbucks version,
and there's probably some other DIY versions that already exists here on YouTube that look better
But, I think this looks pretty bad-ass. It's actually more like a mermaid frappuccino.
Oh sh*t!
Looking at the inventor of The Mermaid Frappuccino right here people.
MMMMMM {yummy sounds}
Delicious!
Starbucks says they also use Spirulina to create their blue color, which is interesting, very interesting. {B.S.}
Okay, yes!
Now that I have a pretty sufficient maté / sugar buzz going on,
Let's give this another go, see if we can make it a little bit more Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino-e.
This time I'm gonna make a non-caffeine version.
And if you don't add the whipped cream, it could be vegan for all you vegans out there. I care!
Motherf***in' frozen mango and frozen strawberries.
Just pour that into your cup and then add a few drops of the blue food dye
and I'm thinking we may have ourselves a weiner here. {she actually says weiner here, i'm not joking}
I mean, it's not /exactly/ like the Starbucks version,
/but/ it tastes a CRAP TON better.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Plus, the real ones are sold out now,
so it's DIY or die up in here motherf***as.
Rob tried the unicorn laté(frappuccino) yesterday,
so I want to see what /he/ thinks about /my/ version.
R: That is way better than the other f***in' piece of sh*t you had me taste before.
C: Right? DIY or get the crappuccinos.
R: Is there any coffee in here?
C: No. R: It is not a frappuccino then.
Listen! The other one doesn't have coffee in it either! R: That's stupid.
This is the- the kid-friendly version,
that's why It'd be good for you.
Okay, Well, I think that's it for this video.
As always, we want to know what projects you want to see us try,
so leave your suggestions in the comments right there down below,
and I'll see /you/ later, you basic-ass unicorn b*tches.
Guy in hysterics: I have uniform crap all in my hair and on my nose!!
I have never been so stressed out in my entire life!!