- [Interviewer] Is there any romantic feelings
between you two?
- None for me.
- (mutters incoherently)
- (laughs)
(funky music playing)
- [Interviewer] Hi, you guys.
- How y'all doing
- Hi
My name's Gabe.
This is Benny.
We've been working together for a couple of years.
- And best buddies as well.
- We play in the same band together.
- We work together.
- We just met.
- Met today.
(both chuckle)
- [Interviewer] You guys just met?
- Yeah.
- I mean we met on Tinder. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] Are you the owner of this bar?
- Yes.
- [Interviewer] How often do you see each other?
- Everyday?
- Um, pretty much everyday.
- If not everyday, then most days.
All right, Sugar Tits,
"what is your favorite sexual position, and why?"
- My favorite sexual position is
any position that a woman in involved in.
- (laughs)
So, basically, Larry just likes to get laid.
- I enjoy having a female on top of me.
- Cool.
Lazy.
Is it just because you don't want to do the work?
- It pleases my wife.
- Aw, you're just so cute.
So what you're saying is she's the top.
- Definitely.
- (chuckles) Sick.
- "Describe your first real kiss..."
- Aww.
- "...then describe your last kiss."
- My first kiss, I was about 15, she was a beautiful girl.
Last kiss...
That one.
- There you go!
- (laughs)
- "Do you have any nude images of anyone
that I know on your phone?"
- Unfortunately, no.
- Okay.
- I'm working on it, though.
- (hearty laugh)
Who is it that you want a nude photo of?
- Some band-mates.
- [Interviewer] Anyone she knows?
- Yeah.
- "When was the last time you masturbated?"
- (both laugh)
- Uhhh, I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna drink.
- (laughs)
Was it, like, earlier today?
Like when you went to the bathroom?
(both laugh)
- "What's my greatest physical asset?
Don't be shy!"
- Oh, you have great legs!
Your calves are amazing, bitch!
- I'm on my back, I can't get up!
- No, show me your calf!
- 'Cause that's what my calf looks like, okay?
- No, his calf looks better than that, actually.
- "What's my greatest physical asset?
Don't be shy!"
- It's your fucking stomach, you know that.
- Bellylicious. (chuckles)
- Okay, what one change could I make
that would vastly improve who I am as a person?
Your fucking face!
(both laugh)
- I'm gonna drink.
- (laughs and snorts)
- "How are we right for each other romantically?"
Certainly you can think of at least
one way we're compatible.
- We're definitely in the same band.
- (laughs)
- So we connect to each other at least
on a creative and musical level.
Been having a lot of conversations with
one another off-camera, so I guess we
connect on a personal level as well.
- [Interviewer] Is there are romantic
feelings between you two?
- None for me.
- (mutters incoherently)
- (laughs)
It's okay.
(giggles)
- "What do you think is your most
unique sexual interest?"
- I really like breath play.
- I don't even know what that is.
- It's, like, choking.
Like, I'm not sure if I'm dying right now
or I'm having an orgasm, and that's fine with me.
- It's really fun to not know.
- Yeah.
- "What do you think is your most
unique sexual interest?"
- I'm way into gay porn. I like to watch dudes fucking.
- Oh.
I've always wanted to fuck an orca whale.
- Wait, does an orca have a cloaca?
Like, where it shits out of the same hole that it fucks in?
A cloaca?
- What?
- Yeah, I'm talking science here.
- I was just looking at it from a distance.
It was beautiful.
- No, I'm talking holes.
Holes and insertion.
- "Have you ever done butt sex?
If not, would you like to?"
- You know, I'm pretty sure I'd put that
on the bottom of the deck.
Drink.
(both laugh)
- Okay!
- "What advice do I need but don't want to hear?"
- You should have more sex with your wife.
- [Interviewer] Is that what his wife says to you?
- I just, you know, I catch vibes.
But, you know, I think the thing that you
really wouldn't wanna hear would be that, like,
maybe you should drink, like, six less beers a day.
- [Interviewer] Do you think you drink too much?
- Absolutely.
- [Interviewer] But do you see it as a problem?
- No.
- Was this fun for you guys?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I think we had a good time.
- Look at how red my face is!
- [Interviewer] Would this be fun to play on a date?
- I think it would be, yeah.
- But I feel like nobody would choose
to play it on a date, like, on their own.
You had to be, like, forced to do it,
which is more fun.
- I had a blast!
- I had a blast, too.
- Like, I wanna keep going.
- [Interviewer] Would you buy this game?
- Yes, I would.
- Well, yeah, the questions were pretty good.
(clapping)