- I'm not toxic, I promise.
- Look at me.
Am I competitive?
- It's bad bitch o'clock!
(high pitch scream effect)
(lively music begins)
- Howdy guys.
How's it going?
My name is Davi Stefond.
I am a visual merchandiser,
and I'm looking for my Harley Quinn to my Joker.
As far as what I'm looking for,
someone honest and who can communicate.
Someone who can make me laugh.
I'm really funny.
So it's nice to have someone
who can join my funniness.
And just someone who could be my best friend.
I don't want it really to be a relationship.
I want to be someone who's my best friend.
Today, I have these three wonderful queens.
I will be asking them questions,
getting to know them and see which one is my favorite.
(heavy synth beat begins)
- My name's Jazlyn Alezae, and I'm sassy yet classy,
but I'm a dancing Latina queen.
And outside of drag, I'm kind of more reserved,
to myself, you know?
But I come out when I'm her.
- Hi, my name is Ms. Euphoria, Euphoria if you're nasty.
I was voted 13% on Rotten Tomatoes,
and I'm here to find a match.
I would say that I'm the same in and out of drag.
I know it sounds crazy,
but that's what happens when you're raised
by a family of clowns.
- Hi, my name is Paloma.
My drag is honestly just Latina high fashion
Giving you some Selena vibes, some Jenni Rivera vibes.
Usually in my family, they call me La Toxica, so.
I'm not toxic, I promise.
(bouncy club music begins)
- What is your best pickup line?
- I would say that my best pickup line
if I ever heard it was "I'll pay for dinner."
- Okay, work.
- No, usually, I'm picked up,
but I haven't been picked up since 2009, so.
(air whooshing)
- Honestly I would probably just ask like
"How's your day going?"
- Okay. I think that's better
in having an honest answer
and not just a corny pickup line.
So one point for you, Gryffindor.
(bell dings)
Where would you take me out on our first date?
- I would take you on our first date to the beach.
And have a nice candlelight dinner by the water
with the sunset going down
and music in the backgrounds
and sand in between my toes.
For dinner, I would take you to
an Italian restaurant where we would be
like, "Lady and the Tramp", with a spaghetti just slowly.
(puckers loudly)
(seductive saxophone plays in the background)
- I actually like all of that, like a lot.
And I love spaghetti.
(speaking in Italian)
I'm kidding.
No, but I really do like that answer.
Like, so.
(air whooshing)
- Something that I would love to describe
as a perfect date would be
if we're sitting in each other's corners
on our phones and you ask me what I want for dinner,
and I say, "I don't know."
And then you reply with, "Well, what should we get?"
And I say, "I'll get anything you want."
It leads into, "Well, what if we get this?"
And I say, "No, I don't want that."
(ping)
- That's cute.
It's a moment.
I like that actually.
And it's very relatable.
- So for our first date, honestly,
I would just keep it simple.
Ask you to go hiking with me.
And it would most likely be in the sunset,
because I can't deal with the heat,
the heat isn't for me,
but I would just make sure
that there's just simple food.
Pizza, I love pizza.
So with extra marinara sauce, having little snacks, like
you know, some Gatorades.
Gatorade
Maybe some like wine.
I'm not a wine girl, but I could do tequila, so.
(Paloma laughs)
- So the pizza and the marinara sauce is a nice touch.
I love pizza.
I just feel like
with living in Los Angeles, you can always hike.
So I think I would probably want to do something
that I don't always do.
What is the craziest thing you've done for love?
- The craziest thing I've done for love is drive.
I used to drive like six hours to go pick up this boy
off of Myspace, and then drive six hours back to my place
so we can spend the weekend together.
And then six hours back,
and then six hours back.
And yeah, nobody likes to drive.
- The craziest thing I've done for love.
It's kind of embarrassing.
I actually blocked their number.
(people gasping)
I know it's crazy.
The reason why I did that
is because I want the attention on me
and if I can make them go crazy for a little bit,
it's all for the better.
- Buy a last minute airplane ticket,
and fly out to Arizona
to go like spend a weekend with my ex and all that.
Obviously the worst experience that I've ever done.
So I do not recommend it, but.
(Paloma chuckles)
- Girl.
What are you looking for in a relationship and a partner?
- Honestly, what I'm looking for is just the support system
within my drag, out of my drag, and just the loyalty.
I'm very traditional with my family.
So I'm like, if you're my man, you're my man.
You're my only man.
And just having communication.
Communication is always key.
So if you lack communication, that's a huge red flag for me.
- And what I'm looking for in a partner is world peace.
Especially a piece of you.
(Davi laughs)
- I've been single since I started doing drag.
So I'm kind of looking for somebody who's gonna support me
and you know, like be there for me
and be there at my shows and really love what I do
just as much as I do.
(air whooshing)
(snappy electronic music starts)
- Alright, guys.
So now it is time to meet the queens.
Unfortunately, the first queen that I'm about to meet
I did not pick, but
(twinkly music plays)
- Hi.
- Hello. How are you?
- Great. I'm Davi.
- I'm Euphoria, Andy. - Nice meeting you, pleasure.
- You dodged a bullet.
- But the show Euphoria, I love, so.
- Well, thank you, thank you. - So there you go.
- So I think we're all wondering why.
Why didn't you choose me? (Euphoria giggles)
- Do you want me to be honest
- Be totally honest.
- There was a question you answered where you said
you were always on as a drag queen.
And for me, I feel like if you are a performance artist
when you're in that, you're in that.
And then when you're not, you're not.
So it's like always on.
- When it comes to drag, it's a persona.
- Right.
- But also too,
you kind of transition yourself into a persona.
I feel like I am, as you can tell
like I'm the same in and out of drag.
- I've lived with a drag queen before
and she was always on, so.
- Oh
- Well she turned on.
- [person off-camera] Okay, okay.
Thank you so much.
(Davi and Andy laughing)
- Okay, so that was queen number one out of the way.
Now I'm excited to see who queen number two is.
(twinkly music plays)
Hello, gorgeous.
- Hello.
(Davi laughs)
- How are you?
- Good.
- I'm Davi.
- Giovanni.
- I should have rethought my answer.
(Giovanni laughs)
I was not expecting that from that.
- Yeah. Well, so why didn't you pick me?
- No, honestly, you had a lot of stuff that like
I literally had a hard time,
but was like, I don't know.
And then I based it off the looks too, because
one was fashion girl.
And then I looked at yours and I was like, I do like that.
It was more colorful 'cause I'm colorful and fashion.
It was just little small things, but.
- Darn, you missed out on all this.
(slow love song plays)
(air whooshing)
- Alright, guys, now it is time to see
which queen I have decided to date.
(twinkly music plays)
- Hi. - Hi. (Paloma giggles)
- Look at us.
We're in like matching turtlenecks.
- Turtlenecks in a 102 degree weather. (Giovanni laughs)
- No, we already like the couples that like, dress the same.
(Giovanni laughs)
See how are you?
- Great.
- You won.
I chose you.
- Perfect.
- Do you feel special?
- Yeah. - Beautiful.
- Every Latina would when they win (laughs)
or Latino, I guess right now.
- I chose you because I really liked your answers.
I like that you were family oriented.
We both like communication and honesty and loyalty.
(Giovanni laughs)
I like your looks too.
- Thank you. I'm telling you.
All I serve is high fashion couture.
- Yeah, I'm a fashion kid too.
So that's kind of how I decided too.
I was like, who has the best looks?
So your date choice,
I don't like.
(Giovanni laughs)
But I was thinking,
maybe we can go on a hot air balloon ride.
Are you afraid of Heights?
- I am. (laughs)
- I'll hold your hand.
- Alright, lets head out.
Alright.
- You want us to skip? - Yeah. (laughs)
(light airy music)