we've talked about this many times throughout the years on the channel submachine guns are
probably the second most popular weapon class in COD I would say right behind assault rifles with
how fast-paced most Cod games are the SMG class allows you to take full advantage of your movement
options so you can really get up in people's faces and spray them down or perhaps you like a slower
firing SMG that's not as melty up close but it's a beast from mid-range everybody has their own
favorite SMG profile that doesn't mean every SMG has to be good right in fact there have been some
really really terrible ones what is up everybody chaos here today we're going to be looking at the
10 absolute worst updated most useless SMGs in COD history these are the marshmallow Shooters
of all marshmallow Shooters let me know which of these you hated the most drop a like it will
start off at number 10 with the Scorpion and cod 4. it's one of the most infamously bad
weapons in COD history not just the SMG it has to to be one of the most useless weapons I've
ever seen in a multiplayer game the fire right was moderate for an SMG in the magazine well it
held 20 rounds but you still needed three to five shots to connect in order to drop somebody plus
the handling on the Scorpio was really weird and aiming felt strange then on top of all that it had
an abysmally long reload animation that could not be canceled early now because stopping power and
sleight of hand were in the same perk category and caught four you couldn't you couldn't get
the weapon properly so you were either stuck with terrible damage or terrible reload speeds
no matter which one you picked the Scorpion was absolutely awful before we move on guys if you
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at the top of the description we just launched the store at number nine the Stan in Vanguard
now this is an entry that I wasn't expecting when I played Vanguard around launch I think it was an
okay weapon but after a few patches and a number of new weapons being added to the game the Sting's
reputation has taken a nosedive looking through Twitter and Reddit there's a lot of people who
despise the gun I even saw somebody say you could probably do more damage with the spin by throwing
it at somebody instead of shooting them now the right attachments will beef it up a bit but at the
end of the day it's one of the worst guns in the game without attachments and even after you kick
this thing out other SMGs are way better there's just no real viable reason to ever pick this gun
over other guns that are at your disposal on top of that it kind of just feels wimpy the K7 and
COD ghost who remembers this gun now ghost had a decent number of memorable weapons and even
the less good ones had some personality to them it when's the last time you heard anybody talk
about the K7 it was pure garbage anybody who says differently is trying to sell you something it's
a full auto SMG it was cool because it had to enter graded suppressor but it also had some of
the lowest base damage in the game it would hit for a maximum of 34 base damage which is decent
enough but that would drop all the way down to a pathetic 15. it made it a seven shot Kelly range
let me repeat myself a seven shot kill let me remind you this was COD ghost a game full of guns
that could drop you in one two or three shots the K7 was awful and I'm not gonna listen to anybody
who tries to Fanboy over it and say it wasn't at number seven the caparus or kipperus in Black Ops
one a lot of people forget about most of the Black Ops 1 SMGs and that's not a bad thing because it
was it was terrible terrible terrible as a list yes the ak-74u was a god gun and the MP5K was
kind of cool but more than half of the bo1 SMGs were bottom tier and the the caparis it was one of
them this was actually the classified SMG meaning you had to buy every other weapon in the category
to unlock this special thing must have been some kind of joke over at Treyarch during development
to do it because it's honestly a pretty big grind and then you reward them with something like this
it's like a kick in the nuts it really is the bar is fired quickly didn't kick much only had
a 20 round mag and it didn't do any damage for something firing this quickly you were going
to be constantly reloading and yes if you hit your shots you hit them but your shots weren't going to
be killing very quickly so what's the point for a final unlock it was a huge letdown it was a troll
at number six today the striker 45 in war zone it's basically the rebooted Universe
version of the classic ump 45 but there's some few changes and the biggest one is
it sucks it was an SMG with an extremely slow fire rate and a 25 round default mag on top of
that three recoil was bouncy the movement was slow the damage isn't even that high to make up
for all those setbacks standard multiplayer it was usable war zone terrible fire rate was way
too slow for the damage to be competitive and since the magazine was 25 rounds you'd pretty
much you were forced to use one of your attachment slots on extended mags it wasn't very good and I
hope the Modern Warfare 2 ump is better than this I love seeing the UMP get love but this version it
was heartbreaking for an old school Cod fan like me at number five the waft 28 in COD World War II
it was actually a really popular gun in World War II in the beta but when the full release
rolled around they nerfed it straight into the dirt standard super fast firing but super Bounty
submachine gun that every Call of Duty game has but for whatever reason this one was weak
it kicked like a mule in pretty unpredictable ways and the Damage per shot was low so even
at Point Blank Range you were barely dealing any damage almost every gun in COD World War II killed
faster up close than the Woof despite it being a super fast firing SMG that doesn't make sense on
top of that it was virtually useless Beyond super close range because the recoil was so bad I don't
know why Sledge felt the need to bring it down so much after the beta but they did and it sucks
at number four the Milano 821 in Warzone who remembers when the Milano was at the top of
the tier what happened it was a slow firing SMG that was introduced in Black Ops Cold War had an
incredibly up and down war zone career originally it was pointless because of the pitiful damage in
the low rate of fire but after a round of Buffs it suddenly shot up to the top of the tier list
with many people actually using it as a ranged primary weapon instead of close range however
Raven eventually caught on and after a number of Nerfs and a whole bunch of new weapons being added
to the mix now the Milano is one of the worst guns in the game now it's not that it it's particularly
bad I mean it's not good but it's not complete garbage it's just that pretty much everything
else on the list can do better the Milano slow rate of fire makes it tough to compete with faster
weapons and the Damage per shot it's just not that high and the problems only made worse when Warzone
Health was increased across the board meaning a slow firing weapon like this was indirectly
nerfed once again now it's pretty funny to think about how it started at the bottom shot up to the
very top and it's now hovering around the bottom again at number three the MP5 and Modern Warfare
3 spin a beast in so many Call of Duty games Cod 4 Modern Warfare 2019 Black Ops Code where
multiple war zone versions they have all been awesome but the Modern Warfare 3 version It's
never in the conversation and I get it it was bad I really don't understand why they made it that
bad but they did it had the smallest magazine of any Modern Warfare SMG it was horrible with damage
the range drop-off was terrible had a really long reload animation and yes the recoil was
bouncy there was no good way to use the gun there just wasn't maybe if it did a little more damage
it would be worth taking or maybe if it was a little more accurate but the Modern Warfare 3 MP5
is 100 drawbacks and zero percent positives and everybody avoided it at number two this one makes
me mad because I was excited about this gun the amr9 and advanced Warfare it was memorable I'll
give it that much it was an SMG from aw sounded really cool on paper but it quickly turned into
a joke it was a five round burst with a 35 round magazine SMG meaning you got seven trigger pulls
before you had to reload that's awesome but if you were lucky you got more than two kills out
of that all that ammo the damage was low and while it could technically one burst people
from pretty far away you have to remember there were five bullets that needed to connect and with
the inherently slower fire rate of burst weapons that's where the issues lied then on top of that
the other problem was first weapons weren't very good in advanced Warfare because everybody was
bunny hopping around come on the AMR 9 was booty cheeks it was a much better idea on paper than it
was in practice and at number one today the worst SMG in Call of Duty history has to be the PM 63
and Black Ops 1. absolute bottom of the barrel has to be one of the most pointless guns ever
put in a Cod game Not only was it terrible from a statistical standpoint was also hilariously
outpouring out performed by every other gun in the game I mean it made its inclusion in the original
Black Ops pointless it was unlocked at level 29 immediately skipped over by absolutely everybody
I mean it held 20 rounds it did by default kicked quite a bit would take up to five shots to kill
you were constantly going to be reloading you were frequently going to lose your gun fights because
of the damage and it didn't even have the decency to give you good accuracy in return for all the
drawbacks it was rock bottom and Black Ops one and Treyarch seems to have over corrected with
the Black Ops Cold War version which is actually pretty powerful so in my opinion my professional
opinion the Black Ops 1pm 63 is the worst SMG in COD history I'm sure I'm gonna get plenty of
comments telling me something else was worse and there's a lot of guns that didn't make the list we
only had room for 10. so you let me know I hope you guys have a great day and I'll see you soon