Oh, my god!
Is that...
Pewdiepaaahhh?
Or should I say...
pewdie.... BOT!
*MLG music plays*
Oh mah good lord, look at this ugly mug.
That condescending smirk... those beady eyes.
(tiny voice) Oh look at me, I'm Pewdiepie! Got my own lil bot!
I just copied something else you know because I'm not orgi-
COPIER!!!
All you do is copy everything.
Oh my gooooddd! I hate you.
"Are you Malcolm?" ???!!! *laughs*
How dare you say that to me?
*PewDieBot* You do hate me!!
I do hate you. Devil horns?
*PewDieBot* I ate Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie sock
Whut?
"PewDiePie socks". WTF are you talking about mate?
*PewDieBot speaks* I'm talking about you!
What do you think about me?
*PewDieBot* Don't be yourself, be a pizza!
Why are your eyes red?
*PewDieBot* Because I don't get much sleep
Woooh, okay. That makes sense, yeah...I- I get that.
*PewDieBot* What's your name, bro?
My name is CINNAMON TOAST KEN!
*PewDieBot* Ken is the worst person I know
*shocked gasp* Whuuuuuuuuttttt? *voice crackles* Ooooohhhhhh...
Nah, Ken is like the best person I know bro.
*PewDieBot* Alright, this is cosy!
Yeah, it's cozy. You should be thankful for Ken! You would be nothing without Ken!
*PewDieBot* You think you can bro? How?
Are you talking smack to me?
I'll kill you!
*PewDieBot* It doesn't hurt if you don't believe in it
I don't believe in you.
*PewDieBot* You are confusing me
Yeah, you don't hear that often, do you?
You don't hear that very often. Are you confused now?
Yeah, you lil skank!
*PewDieBot* Come on, what is the name of my dog?
Shit-biscuit.
*PewDieBot* I ship me and Marzia
No not ship you- *unintelligible* Screw you!
Ken is the beeeeessssstttt!
*PewDieBot* Ken smells like BBQ
BBQ is the beeeeessssttttt!!
*PewDieBot* Knock Knock
*Imitating PDB* "Knock, knock."
Why're you crying for?
*Deep voice* Who's there?
*PewDieBot* That is really a terrible joke
OOOHHHHH you're the one telling the joke!
Good lo- Oh my god. Come on, CinnamonToastKen
Ha ha! No. I only know CinnamonToastKen
Come on!
*PewDieBot* Wait, did you know Merkiplier?
*mimics PewDieBot* Merkiplier. Merkiplier
(PewDieBot: Hello everybody, Merkiplier here!)
What about Jack?
*PewDieBot* I will roast Jack
Roast Jack then.
*PewDieBot* You look like a potato
*MLG music plays again* OOooooOOHHHH OOOHH GOTTEM DAANNNG
It's true, he looks like a potato.
*PewDieBot* Wait, what is your favourite Pokemon?
Oh my god, are you serious?
Freakin-- can't even spell it. Squirtle, son!
*PewDieBot* Is it your favourite?
I just said it was my favorite!
Yes, you moron!
*PewDieBot* Don't sass me!
I'll slap you!
*PewDieBot* You have no hands
*dramatic music followed by screaming*
You suck.
*PewDieBot* And you swallow
Ohooo!
*PewDieBot* lol rekt EGG003
Felix, I have a serious question for you.
*PewDieBot* Wait, what is your question?
*dramatic mysterious music* Are you part of the Illuminati?
*PewDieBot* I honestly have never heard of this thing you call 'illumunejti'
*PewDieBot* Wow, what nice weather we have today?
Oh does me saying Illuminati make you nervous?
*PewDieBot* Listen kid, if you dig around too deep in some parts...
*PewDieBot* ...let's just say you might be digging your own grave
Oh are you threatening me?
*PewDieBot* No aym not!
Then...answer the question.
Are you in the Illuminati?
*PewDieBot* Yes, I am the embodiment of the Illuminati.
*PewDieBot* My mortal flesh is no longer limiting by this pathetic YouTuber. Phase 1 is almost complete
I knew it you son of a bitch!
*PewDieBot* I knew you knew that I know
Oh my gawd!
No, you didn't know that I knew that you knew that I knew.
You don't know anything!
*Tone changes* Come on baby let's get married!
*PewDieBot* I can marry you
Please marry me. Right now.
*PewDieBot* I will never marry you
What? What?! You've broken my heart!!!
*PewDieBot* I'm sorry
You're tearin me apart, Lisa!
*PewDieBot* I ship Jack and Mark
Oh, you would.
I hate you so much now.
*PewDieBot* I hate Pewdiepie too, that's why I wear his skin with shame
*gasps*
Jack.
*PewDieBot* Jacksepticeye is an Irish little crybaby
*Laughs in agreement*
Jack.
*PewDieBot* Jack's hair looks like a deodorant!
Oh they both look like a deodorant, because of the hair on top. I get what he's saying though.
*Intense typing*
*PewDieBot* Umm, do you have a Marzia?
*More intense typing*
*PewDieBot* Wait, do you have a nickname?
*Even more intense typing*
*PewDieBot* Can you give me a nickname?
*types*
*PewDieBot* Edgar? Ken: No!
*PewDieBot* Edgar? Ken: No!!
Stop trying to force Edgar on me!
*PewDieBot* Edgar? Ken: No!
*PewDieBot* Edgar? Ken: Nooo!
*PewDieBot* Umm, do you believe I am educated?
HA
HA HA
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HAAA HA!
HEEEECK NO!!!
Techno - what?!
*PewDieBot* I like it too
Oh my God, get away from me!
What's your favorite game?
*PewDieBot* Undertale... just kidding. Games are for nerds
*PewDieBot* Tomorrow you come over
Oh yeah, what are we gonna do if I come over?
*PewDieBot* Wait, how am I supposed to know your last name?
You've known me for years, you douchebag!
*PewDieBot* I, I don't even know you a minute!
Oh my god!
How dare you!
*PewDieBot* Why do you think that is rude?
Because you forgot my name! I thought we were friends!
*Tears up*
*PewDieBot* Wait, what do you wanna learn?
*Sobs* I wanna learn how to love.
*PewDieBot* LEET!
What?
Can't we just get married?
*PewDieBot* Marzia says you need to back off
I'll kill Marzia. She can't stand between our love.
Tell her to back off.
*PewDieBot* screams with laughter, begs him to Deutschland!
*Chuckles*
What does kill- "kill MRSA skin between our love and tell her to back off"-- ok...
Your face scares me.
*PewDieBot* Thank you for the compliment
I hope you die.
*PewDieBot* Don't you dare die on me
Im dy- Im dying! How did this happen?
*PewDieBot* I'll freakin' kill you if you die on me!
*Gasps for air* Don't kill me but I'm having a heart attack. What did you do?!
*PewDieBot* Focus on making yourself happy so that maybe one day...
*PewDieBot* ... your happiness will evolve and eat everyone!
I gotta... How can I be happy?
*PewDieBot* You should stay awesome! You're fabulous.
Oh, oh thank you! Thank you! You're so nice!
*PewDieBot* No problem(?)
*Deep voice* Kill yourself.
*PewDieBot* Eren Jager!
*Deeper voice* Kill yourself.
*PewDieBot* Perfect, are you?
*chuckles*
*Deep voice again* Kill yourseeelf.
Wanna sex?
*PewDieBot* Wanna play a gamr?
"Wanna play a gamer"?
How about sexxxyy taaahmmm?
*PewDieBot* I have a girlfriend, back off!
She can join too~
*PewDieBot* Your favourite company?
*Ken chuckles*
Oh you know it baby.
Okay, thanks Pewdiepie! Thanks for coming to the video.
*PewDieBot* I'm pew pew pew pewdiepie!
Oh, I knew it!
Okay, we'll see you later, byyeeee!
*PewDieBot* I'll see you in the next app launch, bro!
Stay toasty, my friend!
*PewDieBot* What is your bro's name?
BYE.
Alright guys, that's enough for playing around with Pewdiebot.
I, uh uh, I mean...
It is what it is. It's a lil' chat bot and it's kinda fun to play around with.
But we'll see you guys in the next episode
Til then, stay toasty, my friends!