* Attempts to cut the paper with a very dull sword *
* The sword's edge refuses to cut properly *
* Dink *
* Donk *
* Splash *
* Splosh *
* Splish *
* Spl
ush *
* Holds up an abused carton of Almond Milk *
* Pew *
* Insert sound effect here *
* Tchew *
* Insert sound effect here aswell *
* Thump *
* Thump X2
* Looks at sword *
* Thump X3 *
* Thrusts *
* Thrusts X2 *
* Thrusts X3 *
* Thrusts X4 *
This is a long dead, rotten tree. Shouldn't be too hard.
* Thump *
* Thump X2 *
* Thump X3 *
* Thump X4 *
* FINISH HIM! *
* Thump X5! Critical damage! *
* Thump *
* Thump X2 *
* Suspicious cut *
* Thump X3! Critical damage! *
* Thump X4! Overkill! *
* Thump X5! Multi-kill! *
* Thump X6! God-like! *
* This *
* Is *
* Too *
* Damn *
* Fast! *
* Thump X12 *
Fighting in a hill-forest like this would be rather inconvenient.
Even more inconvenient than regular fights.
Cuz the footwork here is really difficult!
* Thump *
* Thump X2 *
* Touches the branch *
* Thump X3
* Thump X4 *
* Thump X5 *
We're here ... assaulting branches here it seems.
* Thump X6 *
* Thump X7 *
* Another Thump *
This is really thin, so the blade should be able to cut it in one swing.
* Thumps with intent to kill *
There we go!
Partially broke it but still, that's alright.
* Small Thump *
Time to go a little harder to see if anything lossens up!
* Tchew *
Heh.
* Tchew X2 *
I like the * mumbles*
Bit too much!
* Thump *
Awe... damn!
The way the handle trans-transfers force is ...
... really
Wait what?
That doesn't sound right!
* Proceeds bend the sword against the branch to make a weird sound *
I'll bring you close so you can hear that.
* Camera vibration and ear molestation *
I'm acting as if the camera was an actual person ...
... oh well! I have an audience, that's ok.
I can be a little eccentric...
Alright?
So...
* Swords does a clinking sound *
Can you hear that clicking?
* Click *
* Click X2 *
* Click X3 *
* Click X4 *
* Click X5 *
* Click X6 *
* Click X7 and X8 *
* Click X9 * Woah.
* Creaking sounds *
The creaking is worse actually.
* More creaking sounds *
That I do not like, well ....
* More creaking *
... I'm not sure what happened ...
Those weren't even particularly hard strikes.
* High-pitch Thump *
* Shakes the sword *
Not a good sign.
* Another high-pitch Thump *
* High-pitch Thump X3 *
* Looks at the sword X2 *
It's also ... bent, it's off centre.
* Shakes sword while it does spooky sounds *
* Epic looking Thump *
* Epic looking Thump X2 *
* Epic looking Thump X3 *
* Looks at sword again and gets interrupted by another suspicious cut *
* Thump *
* Thump X2 *
* Thump X3 *
* Thump X4 *
* Thump X5 *
* Ultimate Thump Combo! *
* No *
* Real *
* Trees *
* Were *
* Harmed *
* While *
* Recording *
* This *
* Inspects the sword *
* Gives the sword a little shake *
*This was fun.... now go watch another Skallagrim video*