Pat Robertson wanted to chime in on this
entire debate about Indiana allowing
businesses to discriminate against gay
people and he specifically starts this
segment by talking about memories Pizza
that was the first business that went on
the record and said that they would not
provide pizzas for a gay wedding well
here's what Pat Robertson had to say
about that and homosexuality in general
take a look pizzas I think you know you
you might as well keep your mouth shut
I'm not sure I would serve pizzas for a
gay wedding well most gays if they're
having a wedding don't want pizzas they
want cake it's the cake makers that are
having the problem but U let me tell you
it doesn't matter what custom you've got
it doesn't matter what holy thing that
you worship on a door the gays are going
to get it they're going to make you
conform to them you're going to say you
like anal sex you like oral sex you like
beastiality you like anything you can
think of that to whatever it is and
sooner or later you're going to have to
conform your religious beliefs to the
group of some aberant thing it it it it
won't stop at homosexuality we've got
what's called polyamory well what about
that well what about polygamy well
you've got multiple wives how can we say
that one is constitutional the other's
not and then as you say what's so
terrible about having sex with animals
well that's going to come next there's
something really sick about the fact
that right Wingers immediately go to sex
with animals yeah right like At first I
thought it was just a way of I don't
know making same- seex relationships
seem animalistic and disgusting but no I
think that maybe some of them are
tempted by a sex with animals no did you
hear what he said it it's going to make
a comeback yeah what does that like oh
remember the old days when we used to
have sex with the Sheep well we're could
go back to those days I don't know if
he's against it yeah I suspect so but
I'm not entirely positive there was a
little frustration over what he
considers a double standard where he's
like why should we protect same-sex
marriage what about polygamy okay when
dudes get to enjoy multiple wives what
about that yeah how come we don't get
any of that action I love it no but the
best of course is they're going to make
you like anal sex oral sex well on oral
sex I believe uh mission accomplished um
my guess is that if you pulled Americans
no pun intended um that you would get an
overwhelming majority who are in favor
of oral sex of some sort right uh I
don't know that gays are going around
the country demanding that everybody be
into anal sex whether it's straight or
or or gay or otherwise uh pretty sure
that's probably not the case uh but
that's this is their Vision it's like
you know you make them equal to us next
thing you know you know they're making
us like anal sex hey bat nobody's making
you like it I don't know you know
whether you want to like it or not it's
your business
and we're in the camp of I don't need to
know right whatever you like have at it
hos right whatever they like have at it
just stay out of our business why do you
have to tell them what kind of sex they
can and can't have or should or
shouldn't have what do you what doesn't
bother you if somebody in the country
gay or straight is having oral sex
somewhere right I mean that's
unfortunately the problem with all
fundamentalist religion which is God
forbid someone should be having fun
somewhere in the world let's go and find
him and and crush it right I think some
of it might even have to do with Envy
right because if your religion looks
down on those things and you're not
you're not allowed to do those things
and you're being a good religious
individual in order to get to a certain
place in the afterlife you get kind of
frustrated at those that don't believe
your theology and they're having fun
right they're they're they're enjoying
the sodomy and you wish you could have
some of that sodomy yourself so it's
like somebody who's skinny keeps eating
cheesecake in front of you and you're
trying to watch your weight and you're
like God damn it I want some of that
ore your cookie Tre cheesecake why can't
I oh yeah next thing you know they'll be
having apple pie and banana cream pie
and they'll be having all sorts of fun
that I can't have and by the way I don't
believe for a second that Pat Robertson
hasn't done dirty dirty things in his
life and you never had oral sex Pat if
that I hope that's true because that
that'll make me feel like at least you
let a shitty life I would never wish a
terrible thing like that upon anyone
regardless of how ignorant or ha F they
are