[MUSIC]
You know what
cool is?
You're looking at it, nothing beats
being cool, Carlito, Caribbean cool.
And I spit in the face of people
who don't want to be cool.
>> Wait a minute.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Carlito's got, that's that steel chain Cena carries around.
>> Wait a minute.
>> Carlito's got the steel chain and Cena has no idea.
>> [SOUND] >> Here's the [INAUDIBLE] by Carlito,
no way, no.
>> Carlito stole the title, Carlito stole the title.
>> I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
>> Here's your winner and the new United States
champion Carlito Caribbean Cool.
>> John Cena is knocked cold Cole, Carlito grabbed that steel chain and
hit John Cena in the jaw, a straight right hand, the referee never saw it and
now look at Carlito the new United States champion.
>> Well, Carlito's telling the referee put that championship around my waist,
it's Carlito's insistent that the referee,
wraps that championship around his waist, look at this.
>> Shelton Benjamin taking another chance.
>> Look out!
>> Landed on his feet, great balance.
>> He's cat-quick.
>> Great athleticism.
Benjamin, sunset pick into the cradle.
He's got, whoa, he got, I thought Benjamin had it right there.
>> Well he may have it here!
>> Samoan drop.
Benjamin doing the Samoan drop.
He's hooked the near leg, but the cover, you can see the cover.
I just don't think Benjamin has recuperated, King, from that suicide dive.
That's not the kind of cover that the intercontinental champion that we're used
to seeing from him.
>> Let's give Carlito a little bit of credit.
This kid is, this kid is good, JR.
>> No doubt about it. >> Look, look, look at this!
With a roll up.
A roll up. Hey, wait!
Hey, wait a minute!
>> He's won!
Carlito's won!
>> Here's your winner, and the new intercontinental champion, Carlito!
>> My gosh, just like that!
>> Carlito in his first night on Monday Night Raw has won the intercontinental
championship.
>> How cool is that!
[MUSIC]
>> Randy Orton is like a cat.
>> Like a puma, he's poised.
>> Here he goes, nope.
>> And Orton looking for the RKO, not this time.
Orton holding on to the ropes, Carlito look at the back cracker, and
speaking of ropes, and good call by the referee.
>> Referee saw it.
>> Good call by referee Marty Elias and Orton was gonna steal one if he could.
That shows you his character.
And the roll-up by Carlito.
And Carlito with a tight, and Carlito stole one of his.
Carlito got a victory by pulling the tights.
>> Here is your winner, Carlito.
>> Well that's taking a page out of Randy Orton's book.
>> Uh-oh.
>> Boy.
>> [INAUDIBLE] >> Oh-oh,
a big bite man.
Carlito's gonna get himself some.
Big Show's eating the apple like it's a plum, look at the size of that apple,
looks like a little marble, look at him.
>> My God, this is gonna be a juicy one, Carlito.
>> You know what's gonna happen here in a minute?
[NOISE] >> Wait a minute,
what is gonna happen here?
What the, what's happening to Big Show?
My, what, what.
>> I don't know.
>> [COUGH] >> Big Show.
You're not looking so good.
You got a little tummy ache.
See.
Nobody says no to Carlito.
Carlito knew you weren't smart enough to realize what a good offer he was
making you.
So it's just like they say, it takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch.
Looks like you had that one bad apple.
And that, that's cool.
>> What does Carlito mean by that?
>> Man, come on now,
and Carlito.
>> Just look at this [INAUDIBLE] he's humiliating the Big Show.
>> [CROSSTALK] >> Now what.
>> Come on now. [MUSIC]
Wait.
>> Back cracker
by Carlito on
the Masterpiece.
>> What the hell is Carlito doing this for?
>> What do you mean?
>> [INAUDIBLE] great thing going.
>> Carlito all over the Masterpiece.
>> Look at you.
>> I'll get back to you. >> Arguing and
slapping each other like little girls?
You guys shouldn't be arguing.
I mean, you guys have one thing in common.
Neither of you
two is, cool.
You see >> Nobody wants to see you two anymore.
[NOISE] Everybody wants to see Carlito.
Relax, relax, you see.
>> I am relaxed.
>> Carlito's, the new thing around here.
And, Carlito's taking charge.
And that.
That's cool.
>> And Carlito looking for
more weapons underneath the ring,
there's no telling what's under the ring
to be honest with you, Carlito finds,
obviously, another trash can to utilize.
Uh-oh, what's he got in mind here?
>> There's absolutely no telling.
>> Triple H is in a bad, bad way.
>> My god.
>> A back suplex. >> Screech right through that metal.
>> And Carlito with a chance here, Carlito with a chance, the back suplex.
The leg is hooked.
>> No. >> And Triple H barely able to kick out,
man that was a gut check for the game.