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When I was fifteen, I got my first job at a local comic book store. (Nerd)
They hired me as their quote-unquote web manager.
Sounds fancy, I know, but your girl got paid like five books an hour (Really?) for that fancy title. Yeah, that was actually a thing
So technically I handled their online profiles and I was in charge of wot was being posted on their social media Facebook, Twitter, blogs, their website
You name it, I got it.
Now that I think about it, whose idea was that? Why would you let a 15 year old represent your store?
Is that a good move? Did they even think about that? Is that what Wendy's is doing?
Why is their Twitter always straight up roasting people's souls? Actually, I didn't even get an interview.
They just kind of asked if I wanted to work there, but aiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhttttttt, a jobs a job your girl got her first job.
What can go wrong? Right?
So I handled their sales online, and I eventually became an expert on Yugioh, Pokemon, and Magic the Gathering cards.
With their rarity and prices pretty much figuring out of your blue-eyes White Dragon can pay for your college tuition. (of course)
You know, I didn't even handle customers which is oddly enough really ironic given what this video is about.
The comic book store didn't really have an office space or much of a space to begin with so they stacked me in a random counter
Where customers would usually ask me questions about comics
if there's new releases, why did Thanos had to do that, (he had to do it to em) where things could be found. (he had to do it to em)
And I didn't really know the answers because well, they didn't really teach me a thing.
I got a job! Get to work.
Customer: Hey, can I pay at the register real quick? Den: Well, see, um, I can't.
Um, excuse me, what do you mean, don't you work here?
Well, um, yeah, but uh they never taught me how to do that or even touch the register.
Can you just do it? I'm in a rush. You're the only one here.
Well, um, see, I don't even think I'm allowed to touch your money.
I'M SOoOoOoOry. (asmr)
Anyways, there was this guy named Mark and he was always, always, ALWAYS at the store with his friends nearly every single day.
The only interaction I've ever had with this guy was too casual. Hi. Hello. Good morning. Good afternoon.
Until one eventful day when I was trying to organize the mangas, Mark comes up to me and hands me a bag of fries.
And I'm not gonna lie. I was actually legit really happy because who doesn't like some free fries, right?
I didn't ask for fries, but it just magically appeared. It was glorious.
Den: Um, is this for me? Mark: Yeah. Den: Oh, thank you. That's really nice of you
And without saying a word, he smirks and just walks away.
But it sounds like a rom-com waiting to happen, right?
Prince Charming just comes to save the day and brings some...
GUD
ol fries.
So I put away the fries for later, because no one wants grease scenes on their comics and mangas.
But see, here's the thing, Mark comes back with his posse right behind him.
I thought legit I was gonna get mugged at my job.
Den: Oh, hey, uh, thanks for the- Mark: Give me your number.
Den: Wait, wha what? Mark: Your phone number.
This guy says that as if he's robbing a bank
And I don't know why some people think that's completely okay
But I'm pretty sure
Shoving your phone to someone's face won't get you their number.
And being really assertive about it just makes you look like a complete tool
Den: Um, I don't give out my number. I'm sorry. Mark: But I gave you fries
Den: You good right now? You can still take them back.
Den: Nah, girl, just let me get your number.
And this goes on for a while. Like brah, I don't got unlimited like that.
It's gonna cost me money to ignore your damn text
This guy just doesn't understand rejection. Grabs my phone that was on the and just calls his number
He chuckles, hands me back my phone. Like
And then this complete
Abomination of an excuse of a human being winks at me then proceeds to tell me
You're welcome. And if you think that's bad
it gets much, much worse since his friends were cheering him on and how he miraculously
Got my number like it was some sort of trophy of some sort
His ego goes off the charts and the fact that his friends though that was it was hilarious
Mark, musters up the confidence the sheer audacity
To try to lean in for a kiss. Yeah, that's right
He leaned in for a kiss. A damn stranger, a customer. Excuse me, but who are you?? That ain't cool.
Nah ah, not happening. Get out of here with that garbage non-existent swag of yours
I saw all of this in slow motion like my life depended on it and with my cat-like reflexes
I pushed him back. Begone with your crusty lips. None. Just
Nah, and he gets upset at me.
Y'all understand, he gets MAD at me.
This grown man throws a tantrum, a hissy fit because I said nah
My boss notices this whole commotion and Mark being a little baby
Complaints on how I was being rude and disrespectful after he kindly gave me french fries.
I explained my side of the story, but here's the thing.
His posse was there, and they backed him up since he could have gotten in so much trouble.
They could have been banned from the store, so they lied for him. Bunch of freaking creeps lied for their even creepier friend
Who was by the way in his mid-twenties,
So maybe, 24, 25 trying to kiss a 15 year old.
Yo that ain't right, my dude
What are you doing with your life?
But Den, what if he just thought that you looked older?
That still doesn't excuse his actions!
I'm pretty sure he knew exactly what he was trying to do.
Be a complete scumbag of the universe.
Luckily, my boss didn't really believe this guy since he was already scummy in the first place
But at the same time he was a loyal customer
I didn't really have proof of what happened because his Posse was there
And the store didn't have cameras other than the ones pointed directly at the cashier
Good thing my boss knew that I was the type of person that didn't like conversations in the first place
So it's not like I'd start a problem for no reason just because I felt like it.
I avoid confrontations like it's the plague.
I'm the type of person at a restaurant that you give steak to and even if that steak is burnt to a crisp and it
Tastes like charcoal even if that steaick tasted like it came right out of the garbage
I'll eat it but I won't say anything because I didn't want to bother anyone or complain to ruin someone's day
So to avoid any further issues with this guy my boss moved me to back room. No one knows just a small tiny room
Where they kept their inventory if you opened the door, it would hit my chair because the room was so small
They stuck me in a tiny little room because of a giant creeperzoid and I technically got punished for it.
And he was still allowed to be there every single day!
The hilarious part was I'd hear some of the guys outside the tiny little room say oh, who are you guys hiding here?
I heard there's a girl there. Is that true? Hey girl come out
And that's also the story of how I quit my first job just after two months
Yeah *sarcastically*
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