♪ OddParents Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ New shirt Blue skirt, instant dessert ♪
♪ Swimwear, lazy chair ♪
♪ Chocolate square Time to share ♪
♪ Gold throne, clear phone Dino bone, silly clone ♪
Before you start your journey of a thousand toilets,
I wish for you to help us write the catchiest song of all time.
Yes. Then our parents can choreograph a dance to it.
We shoot a ClikClok video of us dancing to it,
tag Dustan Lumberlake, and boom... viral!
Well, clap your hands and raise the roof.
You say wish and I'll go poof.
Wait, do I really have to do this?
Nope, just being a goof.
Awesome!
Both instruments have a catchy dial.
Turn them all the way to ten and let the magic happen!
But the catchy dials go up to 11.
Why do we have to stop at ten?
Ten is plenty catchy, trust me.
Olivia Rodrigo stops at a ten, and don't you tell me
Olivia Rodrigo isn't catchy enough!
Wanda, Cosmo.
Hey, sorry. I got a Cosmo
and a balloon thing going on here.
I wish the next person Vicky sees
becomes her best friend.
Alakazoo, alakazam!
Whoever Vicky sees next will be her best.. uh, fram!
- What? - Fram?
I've been granting wishes for 10,000 years.
I'm trying to spice things up, geez.
Did it work?
Hey! Did any of you twerps see my ph-- favorite person, Viv!
Oh, no.
We're gonna be best frams!
See this bracelet? It means our friendship is eternal.
Let's go paint mugs together! Wheee!
Coming to you live from Viv's bedroom,
it's the first day of school.
Featuring my beautiful wife, Wanda,
and the first day of school orchestra.
Cosmo, are you a first day of school pencil?
Cause you're looking sharp.
Thanks, baby.
And now, ready to dazzle in their official first day
of school outfit, please welcome Vivian Turner!
Hey, y'all. Boom, turn, fierce.
Um.
Why did the music stop?
Maybe it's cause you're wearing pajamas
for your first day of school.
These aren't pajamas.
And if they were, could I do this?
Boom, turn, fierce.
They're going to eat her alive.
Oh, Viv, you have fairy god parents now.
You can wish for any clothes you want.
Yeah, for instance, you could dress like a matador.
[music playing]
I can't boom, turn, fierce in this.
I wish for my cute hoodie back, por favor.
[booing]
Don't boo me in my own bedroom,
I got to go. Cosmo, Wanda.
I don't know what happened but my mom's got
clear phone on the brain, and I need to get Viv and me
as far away from her as possible.
Newsflash, this was all because of Viv's wish.
She wanted to bond with your mom
and win tickets to Shaky Pearl's condo.
Shakespeare Con.
Oh, thank God! Pro tip: don't ever go
to Shaky Pearl's condo.
That lady drinks way too much coffee.
I'll go anywhere.
I've seen her like this before, and trust me, it gets bad.
There's a Slap Attack tournament in Jaunty Carlo.
That's the jauntiest place on earth.
Perfect! I wish for a Ten-Minute Super Jet,
a sweet hotel, and a sick travel fit.
There's your clothes.
Give me five minutes on that Ten-Minute Super Jet,
you'll have a hotel when you land,
and can I come too?
Bro, one-hundo!
Tight!
Wanda, Cosmo.
[grunting]
Tada.
Viv, you look ridiculous. Where's your toga?
I didn't know anything about Myths and Muffins!
With Mr. Hudgens!
Who's Mr. Hudgens, anyway?
He's a teacher who makes stories come alive.
And he's got a smile that melts you like microwave.
Stick me in, set it to high!
I need to wish myself
into something Greek and mythy, quick.
Pick a god, any god.
I'm Aphrodite, goddess of cool parties!
There is no god of cool parties. Maybe Dionysus.
Oh, man. Mr. Hudgens is gonna love you!
Viv, Mr. Hudgens is en route!
Oh, 'sup guys!
Last question before we poof, dear.
[sighing]
Would you care to upgrade this wish and make it sassy?
Oh, I really don't care.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's this I hear about making wishes sassy?
Ooh, it's been rough out there in the real world,
so the Committee of Fairy Fun is pushing us
to get kids to make wishes sassy.
- Oh, I really don't-- - Make it sassy.
I know it's not my wish, just do it.
Oh.
Hey, cool! I'm clearly Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom!
Complete with my own owl sidekick.
Honey, you put the "dumb" in "wisdom."
[laughing]
What is happening?
You just got burned by Bernard the Sassy Owl!
I put the "burn" in Bernard.
"Owl" be back with some burn cream,
Queen Athena!
See? Fun!
Yeah, great fun.
I need you to make a wish,
so I can make one for myself right now.
Oh, just brush your teeth, Roy.
Uh, but brushing my teeth takes like 20 whole seconds.
Wow, I wish you knew
that's not enough time to brush your teeth.
Kind of a waste, dear.
Come on, that obviously wasn't a real wish.
Well, I really wish that my teeth were brushed.
Two minutes brushed.
Okay, back to you, dear. What were you going to wish for?
Cosmo just gave me a wickedly good idea.
You want to be green too? Coming right up.
No, no, no, no, no. Like, the new girl in Wicked,
I want a musical number after school tomorrow
that gives people an opportunity to see me in another way,
to see me shine.
♪ It's after school ♪
♪ What are you two doing here?♪
♪ We never miss a show. ♪
♪ It's after school ♪
♪ Baby, anything can happen ♪
♪ After school ♪
♪ It's after school ♪
♪ And we're dancing And we're clapping ♪
♪ You can go from a loser To a king ♪
♪ Yes, you can ♪
♪ Be a star bada boom Yeah, bada bing ♪
♪ That's Italian ♪
♪ Tell the world you who are Go on and sing ♪
♪ There's the new girl now ♪
Wanda, Cosmo.
Well, finally.
We've been waiting for you to say, "That's it"
for ten days now.
I wish that I was popular. No, no. I wish that I was
the most popular person in school.
Ooh, I love it when they super size their wish.
[speaking foreign language]
To Vivian, the MPP!
Boom. Turn. Fierce.
Viv! Viv! Viv! Viv!
Get thee to a funnery at yon Shakespeare Convention.
For at Shakespeare Con,
nary a soul shall makest thou feel as a weirdo
simply because you yearn for smart people things.
I yearn for such things.
What ho? Alack and alas, tickets hath been sold out.
So... sorry, I guess?
Wait, Sam, are they even gonna air this commercial?
Shakespeare Con!
You're not going, unless you happen to win
the Mother-Daughter Cookie Selling Competition.
Ugh, I want to go to Shakespeare Con so bad.
Why don't you just wish for tickets?
You can't just wish for tickets to Shakespeare Con.
"Things won are done. Joy's soul lies in the doing."
- What? - It's Shakespeare.
The bard would want me to earn those tickets.
He also wrote, "No legacy is so rich as honesty."
That's from "All's Well That Ends Well",
which is titled pretty ironically 'cause--
Will get on with the wishing already?
Forsooth.
I wish Rachel would wake up tomorrow
and want to team up with me to enter
the Mother-Daughter Cookie Selling Competition.
[cheering]
Viv. Viv. Viv. Vivian!
[screaming]
Morning, honey!
Oh, what time is it?
5:30 a.m. I let you sleep in.
Now, put this on, tweeze your brows,
and meet me downstairs. We've got cookies to sell!
Awe, everyone's so happy.
Not Cassidy.
Now that Viv's MPP, she's all alone.
Want to throw a flip-flop at her?
No. Now that she's not popular, she doesn't have any friends.
So we should throw a sandwich instead?
Not following you here.
Do you think my boys only like me
because I'm popular?
I mean, do they even know me?
If they care about you, they do.
For instance, I care about Wanda,
and I know she hates this sound.
[scratching] Oh, Cosmo!
I hate that sound.
I love you too, honey.
Well, real talk, Roy.
It sounds like you need to have real talk with your boys
to see if they really know you.
I sure do.
[scratching, screaming]
Ugh! Isn't that just awful?
- No! Cosmo! - It's like, eeeh!
Ah, it's just terrible.
I just thought of the greatest wish idea ever,
and I can not wait to tell you and Wanda and Cosmo about it.
So what's your wish, Roy?
Do you want a stack of living newspapers
that entices readers with songs?
What?
You've got it.
♪ Extra extra, read all about t There used to be a time ♪
♪ You couldn't know stuff Without me ♪
♪ Now, there ain't no job For paper boys or paper girls ♪
♪ 'Cause they're no longer A staple ♪
♪ It's a paperless world ♪
So, we can really, like, wish for whatever we want?
You sure can.
Guava juice, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake?
First things first. I should probably wish
that Roy's leg and ribs are no longer broken.
- Awe. - I'll fix me later.
Spend a wish on yourself for once in your dang life.
Okay, I can do that.
I wish my bedroom were better.
[screaming]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, this is amazing!
I love it so much!
Is that a gosh darn ice cream couch?
What?
Let's gosh darn go!
Quick, wish yourself fixed so I can wish again.
Later. Right now I feel like wishing
for somethin' I like to call solid gold pants.
Yeah!
These are amazeball.
- Roy? - Absolutely zero regrets.
Let us go.
I wish I were, uh, taller.
Not what I was hoping for.
Correction. I wish I had solid gold pants
that still acted like pants.
And I wish I were back to my normal height.
Nice.
I wish I had more cake to take my mind off my broken leg.
Whoa, this will do nicely.
♪ Boys' weekend ♪
♪ Boys', boys' weekend ♪
I missed you, Cosmo.
Did you do something stupid 'cause you missed me?
I did.
Did you do something stupid 'cause you're you?
Yes, with a capital W.
Oh, Cosmo.
[music playing]