Welcome back guys to a another episode of the H3 Recap, which is essentially just Philly D - Meme Edition
where we look at all the spicy memes that may have fallen through the cracks over the past week.
And today we have such an amazing episode.
We just reacted to Prank Invasion's new video, which was essentially just throwing the gauntlet
at the entire Muslim world and begging them for World War 3.
And you may remember the first girl who showed up in a full burqa with dyed red hair who just happened to be wearing a thong
didn't mind kissing him on the street and didn't even mind him lifting up her skirt a little bit and seeing a peek of what was
Going on under the burq'
Well, it just so happens that very girl had reached out to us in email wanting to explain
What actually happened because she felt that she was manipulated for-- she thought she was making a high-production comedy
What turned out to be lowbrow
Racist pornography for children on YouTube and I just so happen to have her on Skype right now
And we've never had the pleasure of speaking with, uh, an actress who's done a video with Chris; a lot of us all
Suspected that it's fake but I think it's good to get that confirmation
So, let me just ask you right off the bat: did Chris seduce you randomly on the street?
-No. -Wow!
That is surprising. So how did it happen?
Well, I was on modelmayhem, which I used for casting when I get to a new place because I model internationally (I'm actually not
an actress), uh
I went on modelmayhem and looked at the casting calls, and someone named Jennifer Collins was a...
"Talent Director", I guess, she said on the website
[And] they said that they were looking for an actress or a model for a "Quick Hijab Kiss"
They made it sound like it was something for... something like Comedy Central, like a Saturday night live skit
So I didn't think I'd actually be portrayed as, like, a real Muslim.
I applied, and immediately --I'd say about 10 minutes later-- I got a call from... I think it was Chris himself
He called and he said that it was for a really big, like, a really
Established comedy channel (he didn't say that it was youtube) the casting call said it was and then he just kind of went back on it
He's like "No, it's for a really established comedy channel, like, everything's great"
We'll have you show up, and then he's like "Now make sure to wear a thong." And I was just like... "oh."
"That's odd."
I didn't-- because that wasn't in the casting call, it said it'd be about a 10 to 15 second clip and just be kissing in a hijab and
I showed up and... that's not what it was. It was not established in any way. I had no idea what it was for
But I show up, and they're like "You're going to be kissing a male model," I'm like "all right"
"Where's the male model?" and he's like "Hi!"
"I'm a Youtuber"
And I'm like... "oh [fuck]"
Like, how did you feel when you realized that the male model, --the hunk that you were going to make out with-- was Chris uh?
Well, it was surprising, I guess. I mean the camera guy that he had with him was kind of more attractive than him -Oooooooh!
Damn! -They actually had me meet at a Starbucks, and so I showed up at the Starbucks and I'm like, "all right. There's no one here,"
"what do I do?" and he's like "Oh, just-- just walk down close to the
It was Venice Beach so he told me to walk down to the pier and then just meet him in a parking lot and I was like oh,
[Cut off]
Yeah, and then he's like "and then we'll find-- we'll find a location then" and I'm like "okay,"
"So there's no established location for this shoot'" --Getting worse and worse as more details come out --And so I'm like, "all right"
"So where's the hijab that
I'll be wearing?" Um... and then he pulls out this thing. And I look at it
And I'm like this is not a Hijab, and he's like "well
I just typed in 'muslim dress' on Amazon and this is what came"
I'm like "Oh dear God
what have I gotten myself into?"
They didn't have a place for me to change either, and so I had to, like, put on the big Muslim dress
and just like take my clothes off underneath -- but leaving on the thong of course, that is the most important part
He made that very clear -When you went there
obviously you-- you knew you were going to be kissing him? Was that... was that obvious from the beginning?
Yes.
And um, was it ob-- did he convey to you in any way that he was going to be pulling up the burqa and exposing your ass?
He did right before the video, and I thought it'd be more... just, like, pulling it up, just like
a quick, like, "oh look she's kind of a slut" just because I thought I doing a comedy bit right yeah
I didn't think I'd be a real Muslim, and, like, letting him pull up my dress
But then it ended up being more...
...grabby than I thought it would be? -Yeah, he kinda went in for a little bit of a grab
I just went with it, cause -- here -- when we went to the back of his car
He handed me the money right away, and I was thinking in my head, I was like, "I can just run away from this"
-Oh my God! -before he shot. Then I was like, "I'll do it. I'm a good professional unlike him" -Whoo!
So I gotta ask you
Now that -- I mean Chris is the ultimate -- he's apparently -- He's known to be the ultimate kisser
How is he at kissing, like what was your impression? -It wasn't *terrible*.
-Ok -I mean, I'll say that. -Would you pay money to get courses from him?
Oh absolutely not
So when you -- when you got
When you watched the video back were you like, "Wow this is act--" like, did you feel maybe that it was a little racist?
Kind of the way he depicted it? -I thought it was terrible um
He knew that it was going to go that way though. I mean at first
I was worried like I was like maybe he's gonna take down the video, something like that
But I remember when we shot he was like, "this is going to go VIRAL"
I'm like, "alright," but aside from that I waited for a really long time for the video
I think it took... 4, 5 days
maybe? I put his youtube channel on some notification, but as soon as I got home from it
I started watching his videos, and I was like "Oh, crap" -"What've I done?" -When I -- when I first watched the video
I saw my part, and I'm like, "Oh ok well kind of weird," but then it really set in when I started watching the other girls
Especially when they're like half-naked,
basically, and wearing the hijab. And I was just like "he didn't even try." I mean I thought that he'd at least go...
He'd do a better job, 'cause with me he had everything covered (kind of), he didn't know what he was doing
But I tried to make it work (he didn't care), but with these ones he didn't care about accent,
He didn't care about if they're wearing a bikini, like it didn't matter to him
-If a guy ever came up to you and was like
Hey, do you want to do a quick in for a quick kiss would that... you think that would ever work on you?
-No
-What do you... what would happen if a guy just grabbed you and
started kissing you and pulled up your skirt and started grabbing your ass?
Do you think that would be something? You're interested in?
-Ah no, but I'd probably hit him
-Yeah that seems reasonable
Alright. I just wanted to clear that up because there's been a lot
You know this guy's been doing what he's been doing for a long time
-What I think is the worst
is the little boys that are watching it because that's
mainly when it is targeted for it and then seeing them in the comments in this last video
saying "Wow Muslim girls are such sluts. I'm gonna go dig myself a muslim girl",
and I'm just like no
-It's, it's the invasion method, dude. You got invaded on but you're, you're still good
You're still gold.
You can still go on to have a completely normal healthy life
-I mean, I don't know I'll never have another guy with braces kiss me like that
-Well, thank you so much Dayah Dover
I'm going to put a link to her instagram account in the description if you want to find out more about her
Check that out, and thank you so much for your public service of coming out here and clearing all this goofiness up
We appreciate that very much.
-Of course
Well boys. I hate to break it to all you guys at home
I know we all looked up to Prank Invasion
You guys all dreamed about all the kisses you could get on the street by taking his programme:
"The Invasion Method"
-In this video I'm going to give you guys
my one dirty little secret to make sure your date comes back home with you
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
-We all thought we could just go fuck hot cuties,
anytime we wanted, but it turns out guys it's just not real.
Okay, and although we respected it in our rage
We may want to break stuff and get angry just find peace in knowing that not all women are sluts
Not all religions can be painted with such a huge brush stroke
Okay, wom... there's nice women out there
and you know,
God damn it,
you might have to take them to dinner before you lift up their burka,
finger their asshole on the street.
But that's okay guys. That's okay.
You'll find peace.
Moving on to the next news!
Sometimes I come across a video on YouTube that I love, I love it.
I don't want to criticize it. I want to be like "Guys go watch this video. I love it"
Here's one that came up: A gold digger goof.
So this channel The Royal Stampede made a video called "GOLD DIGGER PRANK (TANK EDITION)",
and I've never made a video about gold diggers
But that phenomenon has always really twisted my fupa.
And this is probably the best parody of that phenomenon I've ever seen.
Link is in the description
Let me show you guys what I'm talking about.
-Hey cutie
-Hey
-What are you doing later, wanna go to dinner?
-Sorry, I don't do dinner.
-Well that's too bad.
I don't usually ask twice, but um
-Well
No tanks
I don't know how the fuck this guy got a tank on public streets
but that "no tanks" guys
-No tanks
-You sometimes... you got to give it up to the pranksters out there
the goofster's, the gafsters on YouTube.
You gotta tip the beanie to the good guys.
Watch the rest of this video because it's a slammer.
Links in the description.
Papa Bless.
You guys probably remember the Gamer Gunk guy
the "REEALLY?"
-Really
-Really -R-r-r-r-r-r-r-really
-He has created his own channel called "Gamer Guy and the Guardians"
and he's been putting out some pretty solid goofs lately.
One he posted recently depicts 'Ethan Klein quits YouTube!"
where I become obsessed with magic
and stop posting on YouTube and I gotta say guys
You hurt my feeling a little bit.
-What the fuck dude. Where's all the cringe dude
It's like the river has run dry it's like no more cringe to react to anymore dude.
Don't worry Ethan. We'll find something, we always do.
First of all what is wrong with that guy's face ok I have Tourette syndrome
I don't have Parkinson's disease alright I don't have a mental deficiency. I don't have a birth defect
Also, Hila is not russian.
Ethan thinks he's magician now
*egh*
I can't even explain.
And dude.
What's with you and drag all the time this isn't the first time you've gotten to drag all right?
I respect you guys what you're doing, but shots fired
I will fire back that being said I thought the video was very funny, and I appreciate you guys. link is in the description
*Beep*
This story cracks me up Coby Persin the real life Wii avatar. Yes, that one
So there's this twitter handle called Yeezy Bustah and all this guy does is
Bust people with fake Yeezys, and he's got an account on your boi Coby Persin he's walking around with
fake Yeezys. I'm trying to look at his fake Yeezys, but all I can see is his goddamn fuckin' hair
I mean, what is that? That's like the fuck my shit up Fam special gone wrong
Except you probably paid like five hundred dollars for it
You could have bought a real pair of Yeezys with the amount of money you spent on that damn haircut
There's, like, a bird nest in your hair, dude.
[Bleep]
"Diamond Water." That is a name
I have not uttered in a long time
Diamond water was a beverage made by the persian pop priestess, which is someone we made fun of a long time ago
[Persian Pop Priestess]: Actually diamond water is alkaline water -- 9.5 Ph.
Which is the highest one you can get on the market,
and it's enhanced with real diamonds.
which means--
Every single, like, drop of water that's in there,
FLOWS through this housing. the diamond, and then gets CHARGED with the diamond energy.
[Interviewer]: And you actually BLESS the diamond water yourself?
[PPP]: AND, every single job has been blessed with my love energy,
[Ethan]: And we've actually reviewed this water on our second channel
It tasted like LA tap water it really was probably the worst water I've ever tasted in my life.
*Ethan gags*
*More of Ethan gagging*
It tastes like shit, dude!
And this lady was selling these bottles for eight dollars per bottle!
They're selling these in Ross for 99 cents per bottle?!
Check it out, dude, *somebody* hit the gold mine!
Although, even at 99 cents,
I'm afraid it may still be overpriced.
Save that for a special night:
crack it open, pour a glass.
Have a sip, and then realize that you probably have some water disease,
because it's not filtered at all, and it's probably just taken
straight from the gutter in Los Angeles.
Enjoy your special moment together here, guys. Thanks for sharing it with us.
[Hila]: It actually does taste like tap water-- [laughs]
*Ethan gagging*
Finally, Jimmy Lee, the Jersey Outlaw
this was one of our greatest, greatest discoveries.
This is a
psychotic dentist, who pitches his comedy and music to his patients as they're sitting there in his chair.
This guy's REAL: we've met him!
[Dentist]: *Autistic Screeching*
[Ethan]: Oh my god.
But he's back with some HOT new singles.
THIS one's going to top of the charts...
It's called, "The Ballad of Ethan and Hila" --
Let me-- Get a taste for the first line here, just --
Just have a listen to this...
[Dentist]: A homeless Jew and an Israeli, came together one night.
[Ethan]: "A homeless Jew and an Israeli"
You gotta love the guy, man.
He really knows how to open up a song.
[Dentist]: Tell me a joke now you crazy Jew, you're gonna make me laugh all night!
[Dentist]: But i'm sick, and tired of your videos!
[Dentist]: H3H3 ain't riiiight...
[Ethan]: "Tell me a joke, you funny Jew."
God! That guy really knows how to get to-- to your heart, really.
[Dentist's song continues]: --but I'm sick and tired of your videos, H3H3 ain't riiiiight!
*Music plays*
[Dentist]: You ain't right Ethan!
[Dentist]: Ethan and Hila moved to L.A.
[Dentist]: To hang out with all the big stars
[Dentist]: And the [Train] and the limos
[Dentist]: and the [inaudible] and the bimbos
[Dentist]: It didn't get 'em very far
[Dentist]: But i'm sick, and tired of your videos!
[Dentist]: H3H3 ain't riiiight...