now let me take a guess your address is
[Music]
soiled
hello there you're damn right it's your
God bow down to me alright so I'm
reading your email that it seems like
you need some assistance from me alright
good good
are you listening alright get a pen and
a paper now I'm ready alright so we're
gonna help you get rid of those bullies
as you've told me in your email okay
okay so step one you're gonna buy a tub
of bleach okay you know you know I'm
gonna lose this for okay we're gonna
clean the house first because you can't
leave the house until it's clean that's
just step one of getting rid of bullies
everyone knows that okay clean now okay
you got that down yep
all right step two do you have a 3d
maneuver gear at hand do you have a
friend who has one I can bite okay get
your 3d maneuver gear walk up to the
bully the moment he tries to do anything
to you you just chop his hand off sends
a message okay now he may not have a
hand afterwards but you can just look
him in the eye and say hey punk need a
hand
and then just put your sunglasses on
walk away what if he turns into a Titan
I would run I'm running is a good idea
so I don't call them you know in the
third a core I just let it happen what
do you think I am some kind of escort
some kind of prostitute to kill Titans
is that what you think of me I mean you
can get rid of people you hate this way
I get rid of people I hate you deal with
your own problems with your problems
why don't you problem my only problem is
people trying to get me to do things I
don't want to do
aka you I'm so like the little brat
Aaron I don't bring that [ __ ] to me
oh really Bailey it ways he's helpful
and his lean half listen what's your
name
Emma what a nice name now Emma you're
gonna listen to me when I tell you what
to do all right thank you we're gonna
stop questioning me and you're gonna do
what I told you to do what are you gonna
do to that bully I'm gonna stop him how
are you gonna stop him the exact method
stopped his hand off no doll for [ __ ]
sake
you have to bleach the house first okay
okay clean the house perfect okay then
what and then find 3d maneuver gear and
get walk up and cap and off okay and
then what and then click sunglasses on
run away no no what are you gonna say to
him when you chop his hand off I'm just
gonna hit him in the face again but
Jesus Christ you chopped the guy's hand
off why would you hit him in the face I
mean it worked for you and Aaron I mean
you kicked him in the face well I didn't
chop his hand off did I you probably
what what are you going to say to the
bully when you chop his hand off I'm
Tuan can put sunglasses all right all
right no no no this is visit this won't
do
you don't deserve to clean your own
house [ __ ] what are you gonna clean you
don't know our way around Windex
the way I do I'll clean everything right
now we'll just stay right there cuz I'll
scrub that ugly face of yours into the
dirt how does that sound
I guess we are
hmm I'd wrote you but I mean your whole
squad died oh isn't that cute at least I
had a squad because you're a loner yeah
yeah that's right
come on be a [ __ ] and come at you but I
don't have enough bleach I'm gonna have
to bleach my eyes after looking at you
for more than two seconds you're so
hideous
I've seen tie-ins with more personality
than you I've seen humans that are
taller than you oh wow
good roast never heard that one before
you only better ones or are you just
gonna keep recycling the same old jokes
that you got from Google two minutes
before this phone call oh right yeah
that's right because you got it from
what is it are fanfiction.net Wattpad
tumbler yeah that's what I saw got it I
may have found it a lot pad but I mean
you're such a piece of trash that when
Titans walk past you they're like oh no
[ __ ] that I ain't even that that's like
that's like sloppy seconds I don't care
there's at least I'm second when you're
like I think attractive listen unless
you have any more roasts and you better
back the [ __ ] off I'll back up when you
grow taller hahaha what I'm gonna tell
you before I leave is very important you
understand that yes a child I want you
to listen very closely
I am listening sir if you go to the
supermarket and there's Clorox don't do
it just get Windex okay
win deck you'll be fine child you'll be
fine bye hello Megan Megan Megan oh I
see you've already accepted your fate I
will bring death swiftly to you I
promise that kill me better do you even
know what you're saying I don't even
know
that is and I don't give a [ __ ] and
that's all you have to concern yourself
with I concern myself with a lot of
things oh yeah
such as such as why two bastions better
at cleaning menu you know they're not
important nothing like how about I clean
a toilet using your face
how's that sound I think I'd get the job
pretty well then it's already cleaned I
think Sebastian I needed that a long
time ago
no no I I would love to use your face on
a floor or maybe a metal fan while it's
on maybe a bath and a toaster at the
same time we could clean them I'll help
you yeah I'm good Megan Megan I wasn't
giving you an option say goodbye to that
hideous face of yours
god I better run now oh yeah you better
run I've made the almighty shorty mad
huh
what did you say the almighty shorty I'm
sorry I couldn't hear you properly what
did you call me the almighty shorty yes
no [ __ ] you better run ya might be in
the process of that you better run right
now give me one second I'm gonna prepare
something for you I'll be there in a
second I'm gonna take a while you've
some pretty short leg I can make these
jokes all day cause that's how long it's
gonna take you to get over here do you
live in no I'm actually skip I think I
know where you are
hello it's your worst nightmare
yeah it's Levi what of it be amazed if I
knew you were gonna found girl I
wouldn't have called I don't care right
now make me sick hey your entire life as
in amazing and fun than yeah it is sick
when you try and roast me again but
actually try mr. clean mr. clean you
think I'm some kind of poser and do you
is that what you think yeah you're gonna
regret saying that are you sure about
that just find where you live and come
and hunt you down
alright fine I'll come I'll come to
Wisconsin then no you know that how do I
know that maybe I'll visit as well how
do I know that you better run
Sammy are you sure please I have a baby
brother at least I get to put right into
your eyes
you