THERE'S A MAJOR DEVELOPMENT IN THE ONGOING STORMY DANIELS
STORY.
LAST NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S NEW LEGAL
ADVISOR RUDY GIULIANI, ADMITTED THAT TRUMP REPAID HIS PERSONAL
LAWYER FOR THE HUSH MONEY HE PAID TO DANIELS, EVEN THOUGH
TRUMP HAS REPEATEDLY CLAIMED TO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT.
NOW, FORGET ALL THE LYING.
THE MOST SHOCKING PART OF THIS STORY IS THAT DONALD TRUMP
ACTUALLY REPAID SOMEONE.
(LAUGHTER) IF YOU REMEMBER, WHEN GIULIANI
JOINED THE LEGAL TEAM, HE SAID THAT HE'LL WRAP UP THIS CASE
IN TWO WEEKS.
NOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE HE MEANT I'M GOING TO GO ON TV
AND PROVE THAT TRUMP WAS GUILTY.
HERE'S HOW BAD IT IS, THIS MORNING TRUMP GAVE GIULIANI
$130,000 TO SHUT THE HELL UP.
GIULIANI SAID TRUMP "KNEW THE GENERAL ARRANGEMENT," BUT NOT
THE "SPECIFICS."
YOU KNOW, KIND OF HOW TRUMP UNDERSTANDS FOREIGN POLICY
AND DOMESTIC POLICY... AND THE CONSTITUTION AND THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
(LAUGHTER) MEANWHILE, IN OTHER WHITE HOUSE
NEWS, THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION CONTINUES.
YESTERDAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP WENT ON THE OFFENSIVE AND ATTACKED
THE SPECIAL COUNSEL, QUOTING ONE OF HIS FORMER LAWYERS.
HE TWEETED, "THIS ISN'T SOME GAME.
YOU ARE SCREWING WITH THE WORK OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
WITH NORTH KOREA, CHINA THE MIDDLE EAST AND SO MUCH
MORE, THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME TO BE THINKING ABOUT THIS."
YOU CAN'T RUN TO TWITTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORKDAY AND
COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT HAVING ENOUGH TIME TO DO YOUR JOB.
ALSO, MR. PRESIDENT, NO ONE IS SCREWING WITH YOU, WE'RE NOT
SCREWING WITH YOU, THE MEDIA ISN'T SCREWING WITH YOU, AND
I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD HUNCH THAT MELANIA ISN'T SCREWING
WITH YOU EITHER.
(APPLAUSE) AND THIS WAS INTERESTING.
AND YOU SAW THIS?
THE BOY SCOUTS ARE PLANNING TO ADMIT GIRLS IN 2019, AND
YESTERDAY THE 108-YEAR-OLD ORGANIZATION ANNOUNCED
THEY'RE ALSO CHANGING THEIR NAME FROM THE "BOY SCOUTS
OF AMERICA" TO "SCOUTS B.S.A."
I KNOW.
THEY HAD 108 YEARS TO COME UP WITH A NEW NAME, AND THAT'S THE
BEST THEY CAN DO?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT GIRLS JOINING THE BOY SCOUTS,
MAINLY IS THIS NEW GROUP GOING TO START SELLING COOKIES AND
WHERE CAN I GET THEM?
NOW NOW "SCOUTS B.S.A." MAY NOT BE
THE BEST NAME, BUT IT IS A BETTER NAME THAN THEIR SECOND
CHOICE: "FOREVER VIRGINS."
IT'S A BETTER NAME THAN THAT.
AND WE THOUGHT THIS WAS A CRAZY STORY, A RECENT ARTICLE REVEALED
THAT A MAN IN BRAZIL HAS SPENT THE LAST 22 YEARS LIVING
FULL-TIME ON THE BEACH-- AND GET THIS-- LIVING IN A SANDCASTLE.
THE MOST SURPRISING PART OF THIS STORY IS THAT IT IS NOT ABOUT
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY.
IT'S GOT TO BE A LITTLE ODD VISITING THE GUY.
"HEY BUDDY, CAN I STAY THE NIGHT?"
"SURE, GIVE ME TEN MINUTES I'LL BUILD YOU A ROOM."
BY THE WAY IF YOU WANT TO STAY THERE, YOU CAN ACTUALLY RENT HIS
PLACE OUT.
YOU -- SORRY, I KNOW THE JOKE.
IT'S HILARIOUS.
IF YOU WANT TO STAY THERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY RENT HIS PLACE.
IT'S -- HA HA HA!
IF YOU WANT TO STAY THERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY RENT HIS PLACE.
IT'S ON AIR-B-N-BEACH.
TERRIBLE, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
WE'RE NOT BETTER THAN THAT, YOU ARE.
AND FINALLY, WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.
THE SWEDISH FURNITURE CHAIN IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED IT IS
PARTNERING WITH A HIGH-END BRITISH TAILOR TO PRODUCE A LINE
OF SUITS INSPIRED BY THEIR FURNITURE PATTERNS.
WE'VE GOT SOME PICTURES OF THEM HERE.
HERE THEY ARE.
THE IKEA THREE-PIECE SUITS ARE THE ONLY SUITS THAT LEAVE YOU
WITH FIVE EXTRA PIECES.
THE SUITS ARE MADE FROM PATTERNS FROM IKEA FURNITURE.
THE OTHER GIVE-AWAY THAT THE SUITS ARE FROM IKEA?
THE POCKETS ARE FULL OF MEATBALLS.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: NOW,
FURNITURE?
WHEN HE HEARD THIS, HARRY STYLES WAS LIKE, "DUDE, I'VE BEEN DOING
THIS FOR YEARS."