- I am going to try and master a TikTok dance.
Let's do this.
(upbeat electronic music)
That was my first take and I think I (beep) nailed it.
(crowd cheering)
- [Keith] I got some beams here,
I've got this Death Star going.
We've got lots of faces still,
but they're getting a little more skin on their faces.
A little burst over there.
This man.
Storm trooper.
Things are taking shape in the Habersberger household.
- [Ned] Runaway baby with a tripod.
It's really a lot to take in,
I mean it's a big disruption in all of our lives,
but we're trying to make the best of it.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Wes.
Cheers!
Oh, oh, oh.
- That's green wine everywhere.
- Oh boy!
Been watching Love is Blind on Netflix
and it's hilarious.
- Some of y'all might be wondering why the hell
I am wearing a suit inside,
well, Ms. Corona, she's nasty and she might have
taken away my social game but she is not
gonna touch this style game.
- Oh, we dropped the spoon.
Give me the spoon, Bowie.
All right, we are going on a road trip.
We are going to go support one of our favorite
small businesses, Tokyo Fried Chicken Co.,
which means we also have to drive about 30 minutes
which is great.
We'll kill about an hour because today we were bored.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- [Ned] Wes, look, our saviors have arrived.
This is the first human contact in days.
- [Ned] You are very funny, look at you being goofy.
- Chicken, chicken, chicken! - Chicken, chicken, chicken!
- Bye, thanks!
- [Ned] Thank you so much!
It's chicken, yes!
Look at the beautiful display of Tokyo Fried Chicken.
- I am outside on my back patio about to start a workout.
There are some rules that health professionals advise
that you should observe should you decide
to go outside and workout.
(upbeat electronic music)
Here are some five things you should keep in mind.
One, if you are sick or feel sick,
do not go outside, do not work out.
Try to seek medical attention.
Two, if you have the opportunity to exercise, it's great.
It actually can help boost your immune system
and protect you.
Three, do a solo workout.
Don't do it in a group, don't meet up with your friends,
do it by yourself.
So if we can't workout at the gym or with other people,
consider your second best option.
Pets make perfect free weights.
You all ready for some downward dog?
(upbeat music)
Four, if you're going for say a run or a walk,
maintain social distancing.
Stay six feet away from people that you pass by.
And five, and this should be a no brainer.
Don't spit, don't spit on the street.
Don't spit while you're walking.
That's nasty and that's the easiest way
you're gonna spread the virus.
So for all y'all spitters out there,
learn how to (beep) swallow.
- Guys, there's a fly in my house.
I left the balcony window open to get some air in,
and I let this (beep) in, gah!
Oh my God, oh my God, I think I got it.
Find the body, Bowie.
Find the body, we gotta find the body.
See that, that's its body, I think.
No, it's just a darker part of the carpet.
Where are you?
- My mom sent me a family recipe for cream puffs.
I'm trying it out, this is the batter.
I just made that.
You mix like flour and butter, eggs, water
and then it's just like corn syrup,
milk, sugar, vanilla and then it's good.
- Right now we're gonna try and make some focaccia.
Becky made a first focaccia but we let it over-prove,
Becky may have overworked it.
- Well, we say we let it over-prove.
- This is what you said.
- Someone didn't set the alarm in the morning.
- I did set the alarm but I snoozed it when I woke up
and said why the (beep) would I wake up at seven?
But Becky's gonna remake, this is the second try.
- Now that I watched the video. and know what I did wrong,
I'm gonna go back and do it again.
- Becky's gonna crush this.
- [Zachary] Where's the fly?
If you, listen to me, if you find the fly
you get 1,000,000 treats.
Look at me.
Oh, he thinks I'm trying to play with him,
this is not a game.
There, do you (beep) see it? (swanky music)
Do you (beep) see it?
Do you see it now?
I feel like it knows it can come and go as it pleases.
Okay here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm closing every door in the house,
I'm locking him in the living room with me.
He's not going anywhere.
We are on lockdown and I'm not talking from coronavirus,
I'm talking to find this fly.
Bowie has a box, oh my God, that's my,
that's my weed, Bowie.
These are Daddy treats, you're not allowed to have these.
This is my special stuff to make the time go by better.
- All right, now I'm making the custard.
This is something I remember watching my mom do as a kid
and it was always really fun to eat.
It's a Catholic tradition and even though I'm not
particularly religious anymore, it's just kind of nice
to have this moment of tradition where my mom is texting
me a recipe and I'm trying it out.
- [Keith] Oh yeah, get those wet ingredients together,
oh yeah, half a teaspoon.
- That's one. - That's a one teaspoon.
- Shit. - (Beep).
Combine the yeast water slowly, folding,
gently molding the bread.
- [Becky] Seems like it needs a little more.
- [Keith] A few more drops in there, just a little bit
of water and oil, not a lot.
- [Zachary] Where is it?
Do you see the fly, where the is it, Bowie?
Answer me!
Right there, do you (beep) see it though?
Dah, it's so fast!
(tribal drum music)
Dah!
See it.
Oh!
All right, I altered it's flight pattern that time.
- [Keith] Look, it's me.
Hi, hello.
Look at this loaf.
- [Becky] I used a spatula to release it.
- [Keith] Oh, ew, oh.
Oh, my God, oh my gosh.
- [Becky] Huh, you got olive oil on my phone.
- [Keith] Oh, no!
- Look at this, we got cream puffs out of the oven.
They are nice and hot and surprisingly puffy.
I'm cooking a loaf for bread Keith
because he hooked us up with such delicious chicken.
I tried baking a K on top of it, I don't think you see it.
Oh, yeah, that turned out pretty well.
Cooking up a storm over here!
(tense music)
- It has been a few hours, minutes,
since I last saw the fly.
But I will not relent.
I shall not let down my guard for one moment
for I know, that is when the fly will strike.
I'm so scared, I'm so scared.
I just wanna get this fly out of my house.
What if the fly turns on me?
What if he calls for backup?
Fly.
- [Keith] Here's what we got, we got a little
sun-dried tomato on top, we got some garlic, oregano,
and onion across the whole thing.
Gonna make this a pizza and this'll just be
on the pizza bread.
Good job Becky!
Becky! - Whoo!
(upbeat electronic music)
Get it girl, get it girl, get it girl, get it.
Get it girl, get it.
- Okay, we're taking our loaf of bread
to Keith and Becky! (majestic music)
Hope they like it!
And we're six feet away, what do you think, Wesley?
Yes, indeed.
(kiss smooching)
(gasps) There he is!
- Woo, it's got a K!
(all laughing)
- [Ned] Yeah!
- Oh, it smells good.
- [Ned] That's fresh, still warm.
- This is gonna make avocado toast with this bread,
or maybe not even toast it, it's so hot.
- We'll probably just eat it. (laughs)
- Oh yeah, this is great, thank you so much.
- Thank you so, you can see there's also an N in this.
- Oh yeah, I get it, yeah I see it, I see it.
- It's right here. - Little Ns.
- Focaccia bread, Wes.
- Are you excited? - Yes!
(apple crunching) (fly buzzing)
- He's back.
Okay, new plan. (dramatic music)
I'm setting a trap, I'm going undercover.
Well, not undercover, that would imply that I'm going
to dress up like a fly and try and pass off as a fly.
I'm going camouflage.
(dramatic music)
- For my next outdoor workout this week
I'm gonna start running again.
Today I'm actually running over to my boy Zach's house.
He's gonna be the first Try Guy I've seen
during this whole quarantine and I'm gonna deliver him
a very special present.
(crickets chirping)
- Here, fly fly, here little fly.
I have a tasty treat for you.
- So the reason I'm running over to Zach's
is because on social media this week,
Ned hand-delivered homemade bread to Keith and Becky.
Where the (fuck) is our bread, Ned?
So, oop, six feet distance.
So in retaliation I am going to Zach's
to give him a present that is way better than Ned's bread.
- This fly is smart, and it thinks that I'm dumb.
You know what?
I'm gonna have to up my game.
(dramatic tribal music)
- All right, stay six feet away.
Basically you see someone on the sidewalk,
just act like a racist old lady and cross the street.
I must look like such a douche-bag
vlogging while I'm running.
I hate vlogging, everyone knows I hate it.
- We will find the fly, we will destroy the fly.
I am a kitty cat warrior.
I will destroy him.
Where are you, fly?
Where are you?
(intense tribal drums music)
(muffled shouting) (heavy breathing)
(screams)
- Zachary, why are you naked?
- There's a fly in the house.
- Why don't you open a window?
(smooth jazz music)
- [Man] Six feet away.
- Stay away. Six feet away.
- Eugene came to visit.
But we are keeping our distance.
How are you?
- Good, how are you?
- I'm doing all right.
- You ever see on social media one of our best friends
named Ned gave one of our other best friends
home-baked bread?
- Yeah.
- And where's our (beep) bread?
- We don't get no (beep) bread!
- Well, guess what?
- What?
(grunts) (laughing)
Better than Ned's bread, okay, hold on.
- You gonna open it right now?
- Yeah, shouldn't I?
- Oh, Eugene, you shouldn't have!
Let's see. - (laughs) I don't bake, but.
- [Eugene] Better than Ned's bread.
- Two pecans, or pistachios, I mean?
- [Eugene] (laughs) Pecans, Jesus,
you haven't been outside in a while huh?
- I forgot, two pistachios, the king of the nuts?
- [Eugene] So, what's better than Ned's bread?
- Eugene's nuts!
- [Eugene] Yeah!
These nuts.
(vuvuzela blasting) (people cheering)
- [Ned] I feel like I needa get you a gift.
- Nah, nah, that's all right, you got my nuts.
That's a gift for the masses.
That's a gift for the end of time.
Everyone wants deez nuts.
- You ran all the way here for this joke?
- [Eugene] (laughs) Yeah, see you later, Zach.
See you on the internet. (upbeat music)
You know that delivering my nuts to Zach
in order to call Ned out is the perfect example
that even if you're in quarantine,
you don't have to stop being petty. (laughs)
- So that's it, another week in quarantine.
This week, I feel like was kind of a turning point
where like, yes, things are crazy
and there's a lot of anxiety that I've been having
but also, when else am I gonna be able to spend
this much time at home with Wes and Ariel?
- [Keith] We ended up with delicious focaccia.
You know, the sun-dried tomato got a little burnt,
but what it did is it left a lot of,
it leaked a lot of it's sun-dried oil out,
which is very delicious.
Good job, Becky, way to go, babe.
You're a champion. - It'll get better next time.
Every time it'll get a little bit better.
That's how learning works.
- [Zachary] And with that fly,
(gentle music) I bid you adieu.
I think there's a metaphor here.
You know the fly represents all of the things bad
in our lives right now.
And we could spend all of our time, all of our energy
focusing, obsessing over the fly,
or we could learn to live with the fly
and turn a negative into a positive.
You know right now, we're all living the same life.
We're all stuck inside, doing what's best
to take care of ourselves and each other
and with that I say, I don't know,
I'm trying to make a point on this.
I just lost my mind trying to kill a fly.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Hey everybody, this video contains a fundraiser
for Feeding America, so if you have the means
or wanna help out those who have been effected,
you can do that through the link below
or at http://www.tryguys.com.
For anything you buy on the site
we'll donate 10 meals as well.
We just wanna help those who have been most effected
by COVID-19 and with that, we love you.
Stay social distanced and we'll see you next time.
(rock music)
(laughing)
- Yeah I think I did something wrong, it's delicious though.