[Music]
the goat is
[Laughter]
back I'm here to take over the
world oh
no God damn it no respect at all for
goats I am now parkour goat and I shall
climb this [ __ ] Mountain all right
come on come on come on parkour come on
parkour parkour go come
on come on come on come on come on come
on come on come on parkour all you got
to do is believe all you got to do is
Believe come on you can do it believe
yes
yes I'm the parkour
gohost I am King goat I make the [ __ ]
fall all the time I'm about to ride this
[ __ ] b r to ride it yeah let's ride
this W what are you doing get off me ah
get off me a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] if you
wanted to rob me this bed you could have
just asked help rape she's raping
me oh God get off me [ __ ] off me oh I'm
stuck all right all right get the [ __ ]
back all right come on baby you want to
ride a roller coaster with me baby get
the [ __ ] off of me you [ __ ] [ __ ] I
don't love you anymore get the [ __ ] off
me [ __ ] off me
right I told you to get off
me well now we're swimming out into the
ocean what's in here huh Uncle Fred's
Workshop where's Uncle Fred at oh what
is this Uncle Fred what have you been
doing grappling tongue
what what I have a powerful goat now I
am a powerful goat how do I do it how do
how do I use the grappling tongue huh I
am now a superhero King
goat I have the power of grappling yeah
holy [ __ ] oh God a what's going on come
on parkour parkour don't come on come on
keep going keep going keep going keep
going oh no this man is trying to kill
himself I must save his life superhero
powers activate it come on sir I got
what am I doing sir it it's okay calm
down I'm here to save your
life what the [ __ ] is going on let go
the [ __ ] wall you stupid [ __ ] goat
God Dam
it I got to save you
sir sir sir calm down calm down it's not
worth it it is not [ __ ] w
[Applause]
I hope I saved that man's
life my my girlfriend's in the house
she's painting on the walls get over
here sit on the couch so you can suck my
balls I love you girl let me put it deep
in your jaws I'm a goat [ __ ] let
me [ __ ] you on the walls uh uh uh let me
thort this whole line right here God
damn that's a [ __ ] line holy [ __ ] I
[ __ ] [ __ ] up oh my God it's so [ __ ]
up I'm so wasted I'm [ __ ] wasted yeah
I'm [ __ ]
wasted holy [ __ ] oh God Hey Hey sir sir
I'm sorry I just went inside and I
[ __ ] your wife all right there was a
line of coke on the [ __ ] table I
snorted that [ __ ] and I [ __ ] the [ __ ]
out of her I gave it to her goat style
okay all right and I'm sorry but I'm
going to have to drown you now okay [ __ ]
[Music]
it I'm so [ __ ]
evil so [ __ ]
evil all those years I told me I
couldn't ride a bike and now I'm doing
it I ride a [ __ ] ah yes oh [ __ ] I can
do tricks yes ah no come on come on go
keep going
yeah beautiful goat now I must leave my
people need me what the [ __ ] hell was
that it is time for some goat stunts
let's go go go faster goat faster
[ __ ] I'm a goat on a
[ __ ]
longboard oh you want to race you want a
[ __ ] race come on bring It
[ __ ] you want a [ __ ] race
let's do it let's do it ah
[ __ ]
W I have found the Mother Ship who who's
this who the [ __ ] is this what are you
what the [ __ ] I found an alien I found
an
alien get the [ __ ] off my Planet you
[ __ ] alien [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] back
steal your spaceship Let Me Ride the
roller coaster please I'm a I'm a
beautiful I I I I I promise I just want
to ride let me ride the roller coaster
let me ride
down I just want to ride the roller
coaster I will ride this [ __ ]
roller coaster there's nothing you could
do about
it it's time to ride the roller coaster
of
doom oh God oh God oh God that's not
good that's not good that's not
good God damn it back in the ocean
excuse me are you are you are you open
are you open for business are you
Doritos yes yes I'm a goat on a
[ __ ] Mission give me the
[ __ ] Doritos [ __ ] and get back in
the
kitchen get [ __ ] back in the kitchen
I said I said see you should have got
back in the kitchen [ __ ] you all [ __ ]
up now look
at hey no dancing right here what the
[ __ ] is wrong with you sir you can't
dance around here get the [ __ ] off of
here what are you
doing only I can dance right here watch
watch my moves watch my moves here it
comes here go yeah watch those move oh
God damn it oh [ __ ] she's on fire R oh
God baby you're so hot you're so [ __ ]
baby you're so [ __ ] hot right now oh
God I'm hot too oh God run get in the
[ __ ] water get in the [ __ ] water
let's prove that I can walk on two legs
like humans Let's Do It come on ah no
no I am a human I proved it I am going
to start from right here and I'm going
to pass that big giant Shadow down there
it's time for the world record of human
goats he walks on two legs do it for all
the goats in the [ __ ] world they're
watching right now on YouTube you do
this beautiful goat come on just keep
going all the [ __ ] way you can
[ __ ] do this for yes yes I did it I
passed the big
Shadow the best goat
ever I'm so beautiful look at me I'm so
beautiful let's get to the top of the
skyscraper let's do it this is for all
goat
kind this is for all oh the goatess in
the world you can do it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] come on come
on come come come on
woo this is [ __ ] cool
[ __ ] come back come back all right all
right yeah made it halfway all right I
am here at the party guys what's
upo no hey it's my turn to dance
[ __ ] whoa where'd that person go
holy [ __ ] that person flew up in the sky
uh
holy [ __ ] I cleared out the
party oh what's up
baby uh have you ever seen a goat dick
before yeah come on come on come on Mr
goat all the way to the [ __ ] top oh I
have made it to the real party now holy
[ __ ] yeah get down yeah I just cleared
the floor my daning skills are so epic
yeah get the [ __ ] out of here everybody
get out of here this is my party this is
my birthday
party I'm a crazy [ __ ] gohost
it's time to take off guys it's time to
take off this is how you need right
here yay I hope you like the video guys
yay get get get up here
woo I made it back to the party guys oh
God I'm leaving the party guys I'm God
damn
it mind I'm delious out of my mind I'm
delious out of my mind cuz I'm delious
out of my mind I'm delious out of my
mind I'm delious out of my mind I'm
out of my mind