- I'm not smiling. I'm not smiling.
- You can't breathe. - Exactly.
I can't breath if I'm not smiling.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) We've got a laugh challenge for you.
- Oh, great. I usually win those.
- I usually lose those. - All right.
- Oh no. - Why are there both
of us here?
- (FBE) In addition to the three regular laugh challenges
we've released each month, we'll also be doing a new,
non-video episode. We'll have you try a few
different challenges and see if you can get through them
without laughing. - Oh, okay.
That's new.
- You know we're gonna lose 'cause of me.
You got the Carson curse on you now.
Congrats.
- (FBE) You'll go through three challenges
and if you break at any point, you'll be out that round,
but we'll bring you back in for the next one.
- Okay. Oh, that's tough, okay.
- I either always say I'm gonna do great
or I know I'm gonna fail, but with this one,
I have no clue, 'cause I don't know what
to expect.
- (FBE) So, in front of you are a series of cringey
pickup lines. You each have to read a line
to the other and not laugh, but first,
we have something to give you. - Oh, lovely.
- (FBE) We have some helium for you to inhale.
- I love this. - You're kidding me.
- Beautiful. - Okay.
- This is the best thing I've ever-- I love this.
- (high pitched) If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
- Okay.
- If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
- (high pitched) If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
- I didn't even get to mine.
- (high pitched) Is your mother a beaver?
'Cause damn. - You can't have her ask
if my mother was a beaver.
- (high pitched) Is your mother a beaver?
'Cause damn. - That was good,
but I'm gonna hold it together.
- (high pitched) Excuse me, but I think you dropped something--
I'm sorry.
- (high pitched) Excuse me, but I think you dropped something.
My jaw. Oh my God.
- (high pitched) Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
- That's nasty. Who's falling for these?
- That--
- (high pitched) Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away.
- (high pitched) Oh my God, girl. You did good.
- (high pitched) I have many leather bound books
and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
- (high pitched) I have many leather bound books
and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
- Your helium laugh. - It's the worst one.
- (high pitched) I may not be Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Bedrock.
- (high pitched) I may not be Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed rock.
- I believe it. Come on.
This isn't even-- - (FBE) Gracelyn, we got you.
- Yeah, I get one!
- (high pitched) You look great and all,
but do you know what really looks good on you?
Me. Just saying.
- (high pitched) You look great and all,
but do you know what really looks good on you?
Me. - I've heard that one before.
- That last one was-- that was good.
- That was a good one. That one almost got me.
- That was too hard. - (high pitched) What's next?
- Stop.
- (FBE) Second challenge. Instead of videos,
we will be showing you a series of funny pictures
where you will only have a few seconds to react
and of course, try not to laugh.
- Oh, got it. - Okay.
- Oh, this is easy. I got this.
- "Warning, squirrels will attack exposed nuts.
Please use restrooms at Pro-shop or--"
See, the fact that I stumbled on it made it less funny.
- "Squirrels will attack exposed nuts."
- Was that sign made as a joke,
or is somebody that stupid to make that sign
and not realize-- - Just don't have your
nuts exposed.
- "Squirrels will attack exposed nuts.
Please use restrooms at Pro-shop."
I'm not smiling. I'm not smiling.
- You can't breathe. - Exactly.
I can't breathe if I'm not smiling.
- That's bad. - That's like something
out of Silent Hill.
- That took me a second to figure out what
the hell that was. - His stomach is a face.
- Kinda sucks. - Rip.
- That one's funny. That one's funny.
- Jordan, stop. - 'Cause that's messed up.
- Jordan.
- Don't you think that's funny though?
- No. I mean, that is funny,
but I'm not gonna laugh.
- That's just embarrassing. - All right.
- Oh my God. Big mood.
- Okay. Jordan.
- I'm sorry. Naked people just get me.
- Oh, in the background. - Hey, got that booty going.
- Yeah, but I'm looking at the six pack,
so that's okay.
- "Thank you for noticing this new notice.
Your noticing has been noticed and will be
reported to the authorities." Damn, that was a twist.
- "Thanks for noticing this new notice."
- "Never don't give up." - "Never don't give up."
- This is why I don't... - Oh my God.
- ...mess with tattoos to begin with.
- He gave up on phonics.
- "Never don't give up." - "Never don't give up."
- A beautiful quote.
- "Never don't give up."
- That is so smart. - Especially on your grammar.
- Jordan almost cost me that win right now.
- Honestly, I was trying it at least to get him
to fall down with me, but it was not happening.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- (FBE) So, for your last challenge, in front of you are
a series of tongue twisters. You'll take turns reading
each one to each other and try not to laugh,
but it just wouldn't be as fun if you weren't wearing these.
- Ah.
- Oh, no.
- These are disturbing. These are terrifying.
- "Unique New York. New York's unique.
You know you need unique New York."
That's so good. It still sounded understandable.
- "Unique New York. New York's unique.
You know you need unique New York."
What the hell did I just say? - I almost laughed.
That was actually funny. - Oh, [bleep].
Damn it.
- "Unique New York. New York's unique.
You know you need unique Ne--"
- Unique New York.
- "A skunk sat on a stump--"
- "A skunk sat on a stump." [inaudible].
- Was that English? I could not tell what
you were saying at all. - No.
- "A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stuck."
- Oh no. - "If the skunk thunk
the skunk stuck-- stunk."
- "I slit the sheet. The sheet I slit.
And on the slitted sheet I sit."
These are not hard. This is uncomfortable.
- "I slit the sheet. The sheet I slit.
And on the slitted sheet I sit.
I slit the sheet. The sheet I slit.
And on the slitted sheet I sit.
I sleet the [bleep]."
- "I slit the sheet. The sheet I slit.
And on the slitted sheet I sit."
- Watch your profanity.
- (man) Watch your profanity.
- Shed. - Shred?
- Shed. - Shed.
- Shed, shed. - I can't do it.
- I can't do it. - That was beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful. There's drool coming
out already.
- [inaudible]
- "Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread."
- "Shred shed Ted's bread." [inaudible].
I'm okay, I'm okay.
- [inaudible]. I think I made up
some stuff on there. [inaudible].
- I'm salivating all over the place.
- [Bleep]. - I'm sorry.
- "He threw three free throws." See?
I can do it.
- "He threw three free throws." - That it?
- (FBE) So, that's it. Dionte, you won.
- He did really good. - This one was harder
than the last one I did.
- This is so much fun. I love being on this challenge.
- I always laugh. The fact that I did
laugh on a couple of these means that I take
the moral victory. - Yeah right.
Nice try. You lost.
- Thank you for watching us try not to laugh
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- Bye, guys.
- Hey guys, Alyssa here, a producer from the React Channel.
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