>>> DESPITE JOE BIDEN'S INAUGURATION, MILLIONS STILL
BELIEVE IN THE QANON CONSPIRACY THEORY.
HERE TO EXPLAIN IT IS A MEMBER OF QANON.
PLEASE WELCOME STEPHANIE GREEN. >> HELLO.
IT'S VERY GOOD TO BE HERE. TOGETHER.
>> WELL, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, STEPHANIE.
YOU SAID YOU WERE A SINGLE GAL FROM OHIO?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
NORMAL GIRL. I WORK IN AN OFFICE FOR
BUSINESS. COFFEE, PENCILS, THE WHOLE NINE.
>> OKAY. AND YOU'RE A MEMBER OF QANON?
>> OH, BIG-TIME, YES. Q ALL THE WAY.
Q.
>> TELL US, WHAT IS QANON ALL ABOUT?
>> YES, HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? QANON SAYS THERE IS AN
UNDERGROUND RING OF VERY BAD PEOPLE.
AND THEY GATHER. THEY GATHER TO UNDERMINE TRUMP
AND TO STEAL ELECTIONS AND TO EAT CHILDREN.
[ LAUGHTER ] I HEAR THAT AND I'M LIKE, "WHOA!
WHERE?" [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. IT'S A VERY DISTURBING THEORY.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO WITH QANON? >> WELL, OKAY.
WE TRY -- WE TRY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS.
THIS UNDERGROUND CABAL, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
WHO IS PART OF IT? HOW DO YOU GET AN INVITE?
[ LAUGHTER ] IS IT RESERVATIONS OR IS IT OPEN
TABLE? [ LAUGHTER ]
ARE THERE ENOUGH CHILDREN TO GO AROUND?
[ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU EAT THEM ON SITE?
OR DO YOU TAKE THEM HOME? ARE THERE DIPPING SAUCES?
[ LAUGHTER ] SO MUCH TO UNCOVER.
>> YEAH, YEAH. NO, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PRETTY
FOCUSED ON THE EATING CHILDREN PART OF QANON.
>> YES, YES. IT'S TERRIBLE.
I'VE GOT TO GET DOWN THERE AND STOP THEM!
I'M GOING TO GRAB THOSE CHILDREN RIGHT OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS!
AND THEN I'LL EAT THEM -- I MEAN, I'LL KILL THEM -- I MEAN,
HOW AM I DOING? >> NOT GREAT.
I'M GETTING THE FEELING YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO HELP THING.
>> NO, NO, NO. I LOVE CHILDREN.
ALL KINDS. GIRLS, BOYS, BARBECUE, SOUR
CREAM AND ONION, COOL RANCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, I THINK YOU WANT TO EAT THEM AND THAT'S MAYBE THE ONLY
REASON YOU'RE IN QANON, TO FIND OUT WHERE THAT'S HAPPENING.
>> WHY, DO YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE A HOLLYWOOD ELITE? IS THERE AN EMAIL LIST?
WINK FOR YES. >> I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
FIND CHILDREN TO EAT WITH QANON? >> OKAY, I'M KIND OF GLAD YOU
SAID THAT. SHH!
I'M STARTING TO WORRY. THAT QANON ISN'T REAL!
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE, WHY HASN'T Q POSTED
SINCE THE ELECTION? AND THEY'RE LIKE, HE'S WAITING.
AND I'M LIKE, IS HE, THOUGH? >> YEAH, I DON'T THINK HE IS.
>> LOOK. CAN I MAKE A CONFESSION?
THIS IS GOING TO COME OUT OF LEFT FIELD.
I AM A WITCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, NO, THAT'S BEEN CLEAR THE WHOLE TIME.
>> MY NAME IS GRISMELDA, I LIVE IN A CAMPING HOUSE IN NEW
HAMPSHIRE. I ROAST AND EAT WHOLE CHILDREN.
BUT COLIN, THESE PEOPLE? THESE PEOPLE ARE WEIRD.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY THINK CELEBRITIES EAT
BABIES SO THEIR SKIN CAN LOOK YOUNGER.
THAT AIN'T WHAT IT DOES, MY QUEENS, OKAY?
>> I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT QANON ISN'T REAL,
NONE OF IT. >> UGH, I KNEW IT.
WELL, AT LEAST I CAN GET THE VACCINE NOW, I'M 400.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> 400?
>> YES. AND I GUESS I'LL JUST GO BACK TO
BEING A WITCH. IT'S HARD BECAUSE KIDS DON'T EAT
CANDY ANYMORE. I TRIED TO BUILD HOUSE OUT OF
BEYOND BEEF AND IT FELL AND THE WOLVES CAME.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIDS EAT NOW.
>> I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO ASK. WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND CHILDREN,
WHAT DO YOU EAT? >> DOGS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH.
>> I'M KIDDING! CHIPOTLE, I'M NOT A MONSTER.
>> GRISMELDA, EVERYONE! [ APPLAUSE ]