[Dad:] Previously, on Dad Feels:
Dad woke up for yet another day of hard work at Company,
but he couldn't find Wife anywhere.
How would he get his morning kiss on the cheek to start his day?
Understandably, Dad had a horrible day of work without his kiss,
but at least he could get one when he comes home from work.
Nope, still no Mom and no Daughter anywhere to be found.
Where is Dad's family?
Dad ate a can of FOOD alone until Family came home.
It turns out they went to Restaurant without Dad.
Then they went to bed without having a nice family chat!
Dad didn't feel good.
Dad sent PewDiePie a message.
Daughter talked to her boyfriend Griffin on the phone,
and Mom definitely talked to Diane on the phone and no one else.
Neighbor chopped wood with his crappy ax from Durk's Discount Tools.
Mom found Dad Magazine.
Mom didn't feel good.
Family finally had a nice dinner together.
Well, not Mom.
She still didn't feel good.
Daughter got Mom drunk and snuck out of the house at night.
Dad perved on some True Value deals.
Dad loves Mom.
Dad loves...
Diane.
Ella?
Dad blacked out here.
Hmm.
What's this place?
Futuristic...
It looks so... modern.
Act I ended,
and Act II started off with a man named Andan who fell to Earth.
We saw some of his life and another crashed space traveler named Emily Ridley.
A detective named Carl snuck into the Top-Secret Facility.
Little towels appeared on table.
Dad sure did enjoy those.
Dad blacked out again, and Andan woke up.
Luckily, Mom quickly brought Dad a much tastier can of FOOD.
Ugh.
Lazlo.
Daughter's favorite pop star.
she's so weird.
Dad just doesn't get it.
Dad had a nice dream where a True Value employee named Crothers gave Dad free tools,
and offered Dad a way out.
Whatever that means.
Daughter cut her hair and snuck out to meet Griffin,
but he never showed up.
Family went to Restaurant to celebrate Dad reaching 40,000 subscribers.
Mmm, FOOD sauce.
Turns out, Neighbor planted Dad Magazine in Dad's house.
Neighbor also put Mom's romance novel, Dirty Little Secret, in the house.
Dad enjoyed a relaxing Father's Day outside of True Value.
Mom went to work and worked on quantum mechanics, as usual.
Mom sniffed some flowers and acted strangely.
Seems like some sort of a... Server malfunction.
Emily left a message for Andan, that crashed spaceman.
The planet CFB was close to Earth around that time.
Diane came over,
and Dad may or may not have sniffed her while saying hello.
She called Dad Andan for some reason.
The Server Clients had a chat, and old Carl was on to them.
Daughter spent an afternoon with Griffin.
They were headed to the mall, but Griffin had to do boy stuff first.
Diane came over again,
and Dad may or may not have definitely sniffed her perfume after greeting her.
And he may or may not have been caught.
Diane invited Dad over to her place to tell her dad jokes sometime.
Mom wasn't happy.
Poor FOOD.
Griffin's "boy stuff" was actually a conversation with Neighbor about breaking into Dad's house
to find out information about Dad.
Griffin seemed hesitant about it until Neighbor gave him a quarter.
Neighbor came into Dad's yard to show off his stupid mustache,
until Dad humiliated him with an entire beard.
Dad surprised Mom with his beard, and she finally gave him a kiss on the cheek.
But beard blocked the kiss, and Dad's cheek never got it.
Dad felt mad.
The Server upgraded, but Mom didn't authorize it.
Hmm.
Mom went to apologize to Dad for getting upset up about Dad's magazine,
but Dad felt pretty disgruntled after going so long without getting any cheek kisses,
and he wasn't paying attention to her because...
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Dad came to his senses and planned to apologize to Mom,
until he ate a little towel.
Then, Andan woke up.
Turns out, Dad was the crashed spaceman named Andan,
and he was being brainwashed with cans of FOOD to play the role of Dad.
But why?
Andan broke out of the Top Secret Facility, which happens to be a YouTube building.
Mom came home with a present for Dad and discovered Andan had escaped,
so she ran to Neighbor's real house.
Turns out Neighbor's real name is Malvin!
Ew.
What a dumb name.
They set out to find Andan, and old Carl was onto them.
Then, finally, we see Lieutenant Emily Ridley,
setting out to find help for her crashed captain, Andan Rill.
but it seems she doesn't know he's been taken and held captive in the Top Secret Facility.
Where is Emily now?
Where is Andan?
If you watch the most recent upload,
episode one of Act III titled "Dad Feels Aevum",
you would see Andan's on the run.
But to where?
Where is Mom?
What will happen in Dad's life next?
So many questions.
But the most important question of all:
if Andan woke up,
and Dad is gone,
then who's talking to you...
right now?