- This is gonna be controversial.
- It's not too bad. It's-
- Yuck!
- I can smell it
and it's just bringing back some trauma.
- What should we coat it with?
- More sugar! - More sugar!
- Haribo, we just gotta have a little quick chat, okay?
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- Today we are ranking Haribo candy.
- All the way from Germany, just like me.
- So Tom went to Germany.
He deserted us all, and apparently over there
they're big fans of Haribo lollies.
- Is it German? I don't know,
but they have a lot of 'em. - I don't think it was.
Okay, the way we're gonna rank today
is from Super God to Nah,
and it goes Super God, God, Okay, Meh, Nah.
- There's not a lot of Haribo in Australia,
so I feel we are going to see so many more variations
than you can even imagine.
- Yeah, I'm excited.
- Me too.
Let's get onto it.
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- This is ginger.
- No, that's a lemon, Tom.
- Oh.
- It literally has a picture of a lemon on it.
- What is that though?
- Oh, lemon and ginger.
Okay.
- Fucking hell.
- Well sorry. Sorry.
- Fucking hell.
I only saw the back of the packet.
- Oh God.
- On the back it has a lemon on it.
- I kind of feel like
they're gonna be like old people lollies.
- My nose is tingling thinking about it.
- Hmm. Oh.
- Oh, wow.
- That is very potent.
- But not like artificial lemon,
like you just took a bite into the rind.
- Yeah. I was gonna say the rind
is exactly what is standing out.
- I don't like the flavor of ginger.
- I love it.
That is really, really accurately ginger and lemon.
- That is, yeah, it is.
- So these are what your Nana gives you when you are sick.
And I bet you, every kid in Germany hates these,
because it's like the medicinal version of Haribo.
- Yeah. Yeah.
This is getting a no from me guys.
- A Meh.
- A Meh, I gave it a Nah
- God.
- OK.
- Okay.
- Okay, this is gonna be controversial.
We have Hey Kakao!
- Hey Kakao!
- Oh my God.
They're milk bottles, but they've got a chocolate heart.
- So they're Chucky Milks.
- Yes, Chucky Milks.
- Okay, here, I'm torn because,
- Ugh!
- cause I love milk.
I love chocolate milk a lot,
but then the milk candies, I hate.
- Can we just clock the consistency here?
It's almost crumbly.
Sticky, but crumbly.
- Let's go. Oh my God.
- I bit my teeth.
- Cause you weren't expecting it to be so soft?
- Yeah. My teeth sliced through it, and man!
- Let me just give you some positive feedback.
I love what you're doing.
I think it's a very cool concept.
And I like the texture.
Just the flavor,
- You're got Chucky Milk connoisseur over here.
- Yeah. No.
- that's a Nah.
- Meh
- A Meh? I think they're okay.
Like, I wouldn't reach for a bag, but it's fine.
- Next up we got froggies.
- But they're called Quax. Frogs, but it's a quack.
- Quax. It's a Quaxi.
- I love the names of these.
- I'm gonna be honest,
I thought these were Christmas trees.
- They smell like fresh apples.
- Ah, I think this is lime.
Lime is the best flavor.
- Yeah. Lime is a good, lime is a good flavor.
- Green is usually lime in Australia.
And here they're apple.
- What, oh it's apple?
- Mm.
- Oh.
- Oh. It's like sweet, slightly tangy.
I'm feeling like fruit juices,
like, slipping off it while I'm chewing it.
- I love the lime.
- Lime's really nice.
The white side is spongy.
- But the jelly part's quite hard.
- You just have the quack without the milk
- It's not like wowing me away.
I'm gonna say they're OK.
- I'm gonna say they're God.
- God.
- God for me.
- Oh! I love peach flavored gummies.
- I think it's gonna - Are you gonna give me one
or are you just gonna hold on to them?
- I'm gonna put it over here for you.
- They're called Perfeesh
cause they're perfeesh.
- (giggling) Perfeesh!
- It's a love heart
- Mine's not really a love heart.
- Yeah, it's because it doesn't love you.
- Oh my God.
Like you're getting all real white peach.
- Wow!
They're so like, melty in the middle.
- They give you the gummy sugar
and then they're like, what should we coat it with?
- More sugar! - More sugar!
- Haribo, we've just gotta have a little quick chat.
Okay? You need to venture into the sour territory.
It's fun.
Be a bit bitter every now and then, you know?
- I could eat these and think I'm eating healthy.
- Okay. That's where you and I are completely different.
- Yeah.
- And you have some questionable opinions about food.
This is God, but it's not healthy.
You?
- For me it's God and it feels healthy.
- God.
- I was gonna give it an OK.
- Yeah. I agree, it's OK.
- Oh my God, the smell is so like,
this is what I would get in my lunch box,
and I can smell it, and it's just bringing back some trauma.
- Oh liquorice!
- Oh, that smells fucking good.
- I didn't like eating these, cause gross.
So I would do this.
This is like how I'd entertain myself.
And then when you're done unraveling it this way,
you start unraveling it this way.
Then you'd like make fun rope things with it.
- Ew!
- I do like a bit of licorice.
- The licorice is really coming through.
- The Germans, they love the licorice.
- Licorice is just such an acquired taste.
- [Rizcel] What are you making there?
- I'm just like, having fun with this.
- I would wear this as like a choker.
- That's kinda cute.
- It does look good actually.
- This is a Nah, if you hadn't realized.
- I can't think of a reason
why I would want to enjoy this.
They're gonna be a Nah. - Nah.
- This gets a Meh.
- Gummy Bears!
- Oh that's smell like, fuckin, a fruit salad or something.
You know what? We have to try all of the flavors.
- No we don't.
- Yes we do - That seems unhealthy.
- No, it's not.
- I love Gummy Bears,
and the Haribo ones are like THE Gummy Bears.
- Oh wait, we are either the luckiest people alive,
or there was a malfunction in the factory,
but we have a lucky Gummy Bear with like 4 on a chain.
- Oh my God, I love that.
- I've never seen that. - That's good luck.
That has to be good luck.
- Yeah, that's good luck. - It's good luck.
Should we Lady and the Tramp eat it?
- No. (both laughing)
You've got lemon, apple, orange,
raspberry, pineapple and strawberry.
- I think that's bullshit, I think they all taste the same.
- Yellow is lemon. Taste it.
- That's pineapple.
- No it's not! Yellow is lemon!
- Do you remember when these went viral?
Not these, but the sugar-free version of these.
- Oh cause they made people go the toilet?
- Yes. Oh yes, Super God, iconic.
- Yeah, these are Super God
- 100%.
- Anyway, it's Super God. Every flavor is Super God.
- No, it's God
- Fuck off! Super God, absolutely.
- Yum! These smell good.
- I think they're elder flower flavored.
- What makes you say that?
- Because it says Erdbeeren,
which makes me think elderberry or something.
And then the guy's holding flowers.
- So it's a bear, and he's holding it,
and it's white inside.
So it's mushroom or something sweet and white.
- Okay.
These taste like the clouds?
- They do taste like the clouds.
I fucking love the clouds.
- That's growing on me.
From the first bite to the last.
First bite. I don't know.
Last bite. Yeah! Mmm!
- So your friends would enjoy it too.
- Well, I'm enjoying it with you, and you're my friend.
- Oh my God! I'm adoration!
- Bonding over elder flower.
- Super God.
- I'll give that a Super God.
- What!
- You won't give the bears a Super God,
but you'll give this a Super God.
- I will.
- Ah man, I will just never understand you.
Is this how people feel about me?
- Yeah.
- Which is so confusing.
I'm gonna give it an OK.
- [Rizcel] Do you want to know who the winner is?
- Yeah!
The gummy bears won,
because they deserve to,
cause they're so yummy, and traditional.
- Oh, there's so many more that were just superior for me,
but sure. I know that's a crowd favorite. So I accept it.
- They're the OGs, they deserve to win.
- One more for the road.
- Oh my God. I'm so confused by you.
- My dentist is gonna hate me after this one though.
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